Who here is lactose intolerant?

Trytostaydead · Post by **Trytostaydead** » 2003-07-20 10:42pm

My god, being lactose intolerant is such a pain in the ass. If you're not popping the pill, you're in trouble.. big stinky trouble if you're nowhere near a bathroom if you know what I mean.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-07-20 10:44pm

I haven't had a drink of milk since I was three, but I'm not lactose intolerant.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-07-20 10:49pm

SoX is, i'm not though, i drink loads of the stuff. Hate cheese though.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-07-20 10:53pm

Rye wrote: Hate cheese though.

BLASPHME!!!

Brie, American, Cheddar, Mozzerela, Velveta etc.. all of them. BURN HIM, BURN HIM!

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-07-20 10:53pm

closet sci-fi fan wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:I haven't had a drink of milk since I was three, but I'm not lactose intolerant.
IIRC, thats a good way to become lactose intollerant.

So be it. My mom accidentally gave me sour milk when I was a kid and made me drink the whole thing. It's irrational but I'm so afraid of getting sour milk again that I never touch the stuff.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-07-20 11:06pm

darthdavid wrote:
Rye wrote: Hate cheese though.
BLASPHME!!!

Brie, American, Cheddar, Mozzerela, Velveta etc.. all of them. BURN HIM, BURN HIM!

Strangely enough, that's the third time tonight i've read a post to that effect.

Think of it this way, the less cheese i eat, the more you get.

Equinox2003 · Post by **Equinox2003** » 2003-07-20 11:11pm

While not intolarant, I simply never got into the habit of eating dairy
products. About the only time I ever have any is while eating a pizza,
I do that about once a year.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-07-20 11:13pm

*Thinking*Hmmm... the hundreds of pounds of cheese he hasen't eaten has helped reduce the demand for the stuff and made the hundreds of pounds i have eaten cheaper*thinking* Continue not liking cheese if you will.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-07-21 02:08am

I'm not lactose intolerant, and I don't mind drinking milk. I put it in my cereal, drink some for dinner, would do it in front of some animal rights wackos to piss them off.

As for cheese, give me provolone. None of that bland American stuff or Fancy French rubbish that smells like people's feet.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-07-21 02:09am

Durran Korr wrote:So be it. My mom accidentally gave me sour milk when I was a kid and made me drink the whole thing. It's irrational but I'm so afraid of getting sour milk again that I never touch the stuff.

I ate sour milk with my Cheerios once when I was a kid. To this day I throw milk out if its even 1 day over the expiration date.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-07-21 07:50pm

Durran Korr wrote:So be it. My mom accidentally gave me sour milk when I was a kid and made me drink the whole thing. It's irrational but I'm so afraid of getting sour milk again that I never touch the stuff.

Reminds me of when our fridge went on the fritz shortly before it died. I was pouring my morning glass of milk when I noticed white clumps sticking to the glass. A quick sniff told me the milk was no good, and since that day I've been kinda paranoid about getting spoiled milk. I still drink it every day though, I'm just a little bit more careful and make sure the damn fridge is set to its coldest setting to help stuff fresh longer. The milk in our house never comes closer than 4 days to the expiry date.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-07-21 07:52pm

aerius wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:So be it. My mom accidentally gave me sour milk when I was a kid and made me drink the whole thing. It's irrational but I'm so afraid of getting sour milk again that I never touch the stuff.
Reminds me of when our fridge went on the fritz shortly before it died. I was pouring my morning glass of milk when I noticed white clumps sticking to the glass. A quick sniff told me the milk was no good, and since that day I've been kinda paranoid about getting spoiled milk. I still drink it every day though, I'm just a little bit more careful and make sure the damn fridge is set to its coldest setting to help stuff fresh longer. The milk in our house never comes closer than 4 days to the expiry date.

The worst part is that my mom didn't believe me when I told her the milk was bad. She thought I was lying to get out of drinking the milk, and made me finish every last bit of it.

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-07-21 08:02pm

Mlik is tight ... but im pretty sure im not supposed to drink it ^_^

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-07-21 08:37pm

Thank god im not... i love milk and cheese. I drink milk almost at every meal

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-07-21 08:44pm

aphexmonster wrote:Mlik is tight ... but im pretty sure im not supposed to drink it ^_^

not supposed to drink milk? Who's feeding you this rubbish?

and yay! someone used the ^_^ face!

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-07-21 08:50pm

Rye wrote:
aphexmonster wrote:Mlik is tight ... but im pretty sure im not supposed to drink it ^_^
not supposed to drink milk? Who's feeding you this rubbish?

and yay! someone used the ^_^ face!

Well i like drinking it with sweet products .. ( ie pancakes or cake or stuff among the likely ... muffins, donuts ... blah blah ) ...

i drink it, my mom lets me have it, i drank it when i was in florida. It makes me retain water, and swell up ... like a balloon or something. I lose alot of weight while not consuming any dairy products.... but they'er so fucking good ;_;

SpacedTeddyBear · Post by **SpacedTeddyBear** » 2003-07-21 11:50pm

Drinking milk gives me gas, and I drink a lot of milk.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-07-21 11:52pm

SpacedTeddyBear wrote:Drinking milk gives me gas, and I drink a lot of milk.

Same here, I just don't give a shit about the pain anymore.

SoX · Post by **SoX** » 2003-07-22 01:17pm

rye im not lactose intolerant,,,its the protein im allergic to, Casein. theres lactose in my inhaler for gods sake, weird,,its jsut a sugar.

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2003-07-22 01:41pm

darthdavid wrote:BLASPHME!!!

Brie, American, Cheddar, Mozzerela, Velveta etc.. all of them. BURN HIM, BURN HIM!

Don't forget gorganzola, blue cheese, Swiss, provolone, jarlsberg, Parmesan....

darthdavid wrote:*Thinking*Hmmm... the hundreds of pounds of cheese he hasen't eaten has helped reduce the demand for the stuff and made the hundreds of pounds i have eaten cheaper*thinking* Continue not liking cheese if you will.

Ah...but you forget that higher demand means more production and lower demand sometimes means no production.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-07-22 02:35pm

Mmmmmmmm. Lactose.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-07-22 02:39pm

SoX wrote:rye im not lactose intolerant,,,its the protein im allergic to, Casein. theres lactose in my inhaler for gods sake, weird,,its jsut a sugar.

Oh but tony...you are lactose intolerant...if you think about it

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SoX · Post by **SoX** » 2003-07-22 02:39pm

bastard.

damn proteins,,,,