Spanky the Dolphin is napping

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-07-17 07:23pm

*takes note of window*

*takes note of position of Spanky's head in relation to window*

*takes note of trees outside*

*calculates distance and angle required for a .22 calibre rifle to...*

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-07-17 07:25pm

Utsano wouldn't have to go outside if he wanted to shoot his brother.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-07-18 02:21am

Seven of Nine isn't my type at all, Montcalm. Especially when she's a fake picture with huge breasts.

Now Nurse Ogawa, on the other hand...

Dido: Nah. I'd rather go for Maya. Too bad she's a lesbian, though...

Anyway, I think I did have a dream during that nap, but I really don't remember what it was about.

Shinova: The trees close to the window would offer poor support for the weight of a person.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-07-18 02:24am

Wow, look, a tree in Iowa.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-07-18 02:30am

Yeah, Iowa has lots of trees, Dalt.

Do you miss them over in your little urban forest?

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-07-18 02:55am

Dalton wrote:Wow, look, a tree in Iowa.

Yes, tress are such a rarity. Utsano and Spanky only have a couple hundred acres of them behind their house...

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-07-18 02:59am

Heh, well, only twenty-six of those are actually owned by us.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-07-18 03:13am

You could always take them by force...

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-07-18 03:17am

DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Dalton wrote:Wow, look, a tree in Iowa.
Yes, tress are such a rarity. Utsano and Spanky only have a couple hundred acres of them behind their house...

I was under the impression that the midwest was relatively treeless.

We have lots of trees here Spanky. There's a peach tree growing in my back yard. My grandmother planted a peach pit on a lark

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-07-18 03:23am

I don't think you get treeless untill you get out further west in Iowa or into Nebraska. CR is in the east, so there are still a lot of forested areas with scatterings of fields...

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2003-07-18 08:51am

wtf @ Spanky's av

p.s. omg 997, 3 more to go

wewt

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-07-18 12:48pm

I remember when I was excited about reaching four digits worth of posts. Boy, it seems so long ago...

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-07-18 02:43pm

Hamel wrote:wtf @ Spanky's av

p.s. omg 997, 3 more to go

wewt

It's kind of an Asuka, Matrix style image.

I might post a full image of it in the avatar thread...

David · Post by **David** » 2003-07-19 12:57am

Spanky has man boobies

ok 12 o'clock, time for David to be locked up for the night.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-07-19 01:16pm

Which David? You, or Spanky?

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-07-20 06:31pm

Damn Spanky, you look like someone I knew in high school.....only he wasn't a midget like you.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-07-21 11:08am

He's not a midget (at least when not compared to my height); it's just a really low, awkward angle. My digital camera was still charging using its AC adaptor, and that was the farthest I could move it while still plugged in.

Though he does have his arms and legs drawn up in a very rediculous manner, so I can see how he still looks a bit short.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-07-22 04:13am

I am not a midget!! I'm fucking five-foot-ten, for God's sake. I know that's a little short, but I'm damn happy with it!!

Trytostaydead · Post by **Trytostaydead** » 2003-07-22 05:13am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I am not a midget!! I'm fucking five-foot-ten, for God's sake. I know that's a little short, but I'm damn happy with it!!

Get a haircut you goddamn hippy!

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-07-22 03:15pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I am not a midget!! I'm fucking five-foot-ten, for God's sake. I know that's a little short, but I'm damn happy with it!!

As long as my final height is at least 5' 11", I will be happy.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-07-22 11:12pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I am not a midget!! I'm fucking five-foot-ten, for God's sake. I know that's a little short, but I'm damn happy with it!!

When's your birthday? I might give you a booster seat as a present!

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-07-22 11:27pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Shinova: The trees close to the window would offer poor support for the weight of a person.

I'm fairly light and I think I can manage.

And a .22 calibre bolt-action rifle with attached scope does not need to be within ten meters of its target.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-07-23 06:59pm

You know, Shin, I probably should take these threats of yours to kill me a little more serious, but considering that you're the one making them, I honestly can't.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-07-24 12:06am

If your brother threatened to kill you, in a non-joking tone of voice, would you be scared, Spanky?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-07-24 12:47am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:You know, Shin, I probably should take these threats of yours to kill me a little more serious, but considering that you're the one making them, I honestly can't.

ROFL! Why would anyone wanna kill you anyway? I certainly wouldn't.