Public Service Announcement

[Darth Fanboy]

To anyone who likes to add extra syllables such as "izzle" or "izzy" to words to make them more unpronounceable, or just to thug out \, that person is entitled to One (1) beating from me to be no less severe than brutal and requiring Three (3) nights stay in one of our nations (or Canada's should you people start doing this shit too) fine fine emergency medical wards.

That is all.

[Joe]

Wha' chu' talkin' 'bout, Willis?

[LadyTevar]

To anyone who likes to add extra syllables such as "izzle" or "izzy" to words to make them more unpronounceable, or just to thug out \, that person is entitled to One (1) beating from me to be no less severe than brutal and requiring Three (3) nights stay in one of our nations (or Canada's should you people start doing this shit too) fine fine emergency medical wards.

That is all.

[thecreech]

fo'shizzel dizzil

[Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi]

Aw shizzle! This shizzil is on of yo bizzil!

[Darth Fanboy]

Smi and the Creech are walking around the off topic forum minding their own business when a mysterious figure with a boat oar emerges from the shadows, smashing each of their skulls in. A copy of my latest book "hello gangsta, you aren't black" is left over their comatose bodies on page 1 with the chapter title. "So you think that you're Snoop Dogg" highlited in bright yellow.

athank you. Thus concludes th example.

[darthdavid]

Skizzly ka tizzly mizly d!

[Brother-Captain Gaius]

To anyone who likes to add extra syllables such as "izzle" or "izzy" to words to make them more unpronounceable, or just to thug out \, that person is entitled to One (1) beating from me to be no less severe than brutal and requiring Three (3) nights stay in one of our nations (or Canada's should you people start doing this shit too) fine fine emergency medical wards.

That is all.

0k, i c4n 1iv3 \/\/i7h t4ht

j00 h34r n0 5hizzl3z 4n |\|izz13z fr0m m3

[RogueIce]

To anyone who likes to add extra syllables such as "izzle" or "izzy" to words to make them more unpronounceable, or just to thug out \, that person is entitled to One (1) beating from me to be no less severe than brutal and requiring Three (3) nights stay in one of our nations (or Canada's should you people start doing this shit too) fine fine emergency medical wards.

That is all.

0k, i c4n 1iv3 \/\/i7h t4ht

j00 h34r n0 5hizzl3z 4n |\|izz13z fr0m m3

I will be performing a similar service to the leet-speakers out there. Except Einy, who has a railgun.

*pounds Neophyte into the dirt with the butt of any handy Quake weapon he finds on the ground, which just so happened to be an extra railgun Einy left behind, and was a product of his own imagination and NOT used simply because he could think of no other Quake weapons. Really*

[Brother-Captain Gaius]

I will be performing a similar service to the leet-speakers out there. Except Einy, who has a railgun.

*pounds Neophyte into the dirt with the butt of any handy Quake weapon he finds on the ground, which just so happened to be an extra railgun Einy left behind, and was a product of his own imagination and NOT used simply because he could think of no other Quake weapons. Really*

*defends self with 1337 /\/\16 ski11z*

39/40 AA:O Basic M16 Qualification, so pshaw to you

[Xenophobe3691]

I *HATE* 1337 Speakers, as does most of the EQ community. You can guess why...

[Brother-Captain Gaius]

I *HATE* 1337 Speakers, as does most of the EQ community. You can guess why...

Eh, I don't even see real 1337 speakers anymore. Only time I see it now is when its used in jest.

[Xenophobe3691]

I *HATE* 1337 Speakers, as does most of the EQ community. You can guess why...

Eh, I don't even see real 1337 speakers anymore. Only time I see it now is when its used in jest.

Well, these idiots are alive and well on EQ. Worst part is, since the game is so team oriented, it makes communication a real pain. They're usually ostracized and booted out (Eventually)

[Brother-Captain Gaius]

Well, these idiots are alive and well on EQ. Worst part is, since the game is so team oriented, it makes communication a real pain. They're usually ostracized and booted out (Eventually)

Funny how horrible games tend to attract 1337 speakers, like EQ and CS.

[RogueIce]

*defends self with 1337 /\/\16 ski11z*

39/40 AA:O Basic M16 Qualification, so pshaw to you

*uses a hack to kick/ban Neophyte from the "server" if you know what I mean*

Pshaw indeed. And you, by the way, are only the second person I have heard use that.

[Brother-Captain Gaius]

*uses a hack to kick/ban Neophyte from the "server" if you know what I mean*

Pshaw indeed. And you, by the way, are only the second person I have heard use that.

0mg h4x0r!!!1


Eh, I picked it up from a PCGamer issue, IIRC in a review of some low-grade BF1942-type-FPS clone.

[Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi]

I *HATE* 1337 Speakers, as does most of the EQ community. You can guess why...

Eh, I don't even see real 1337 speakers anymore. Only time I see it now is when its used in jest.

Well, these idiots are alive and well on EQ. Worst part is, since the game is so team oriented, it makes communication a real pain. They're usually ostracized and booted out (Eventually)

Jusdt imagine how annoying it would be when combined with adding -izzle...

"F0 S|-|1zz13!"

As you can see, my 1337-speak is ewven worse than my Snoop Dogg impression.

[Darth Fanboy]

Fanboy will tolerate this mockery of his announcement on the grounds that he hates HEARING the words, and reading them is far less painful and I can be more discriminatory in that sense. Plus if I turned everyone who bothered me into lumps of grey matter, there would be no one left on this planet except me and Several large breasted deaf mute females.

edit.--Gawd that sounds so siggable....(ponders)