Masturbation

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2003-07-22 02:49am

Sobbastchianno wrote:I wouldn't mind the empire, but give me whatever the male version of a harem is (I don't know the word for it). I guess my friends are right, I am a slut (or at least, I have the propensity to be).

Males can be a part of it, too.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-07-22 02:51am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Gandalf wrote:
Superman wrote:Hmmm, I wonder what purpose masturbatory guilt serves(d). You know? Why did mother nature decide to make some men feel guilty about it?
Something akin to a conscience possibly, thats some 400 million potential humans that will never be.

Every sperm is sacred...
<SNIP>

You had to do it, didn't you?! Now I'm in desparate need of 'Corporate Avenger Nine Inch Nails Marilyn Manson Rammstein' (CANINMMR)* therapy.

*Note: CANINMMR Therapy encompasses the high-volume application of named bands' music directly to the subject's sonic sensor apparatus. This treatment is specifically designed to forcibly remove any Repetitive Detrimental Sound Pattern Viruses (RDSPVs), commonly called 'songs' stuck in the victim's central neurological apparatus (CNA). Common RDSPVs include any song by Britney Spears, the Barney song, the Teletubbies theme, and certain Gangster Rap songs containing any extremely annoying 'gimmick' sounds. The likelihood of a given RDSPV infecting a victim's CNA is proportional to the square of its annoyance factor.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-07-22 01:32pm

Sobbastchianno wrote:I wouldn't mind the empire, but give me whatever the male version of a harem is (I don't know the word for it).

A male harem? I want one too, and that's what I always call it.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-07-22 05:56pm

Zaia wrote: A male harem? I want one too, and that's what I always call it.

Perhaps we could come to some sort of arrangement for you to rent the male portions of the God Emperor's harem.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-07-22 09:07pm

Sobbastchianno wrote:Oy Vey, you have got to be kidding me. Sperm, going to heaven? I seriously doubt that spern, with only 1/2 the genetic code of a human, has a soul that would go to heaven.

Dude, I think he was kidding.

Sobbastchianno · Post by **Sobbastchianno** » 2003-07-22 09:44pm

Vertigo1 wrote:
Sobbastchianno wrote:Oy Vey, you have got to be kidding me. Sperm, going to heaven? I seriously doubt that spern, with only 1/2 the genetic code of a human, has a soul that would go to heaven.
Dude, I think he was kidding.

I know he was kidding, I was just in a mood when I wrote that. I do apologize, I realize it was STUPID. I am generally at work when I am on the board here (show's how exciting my job is, doesn't it?), and I just got off of a very bad support call and the sperm to heaven thing just hit me as being odd.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-07-22 10:24pm

Sobbastchianno wrote:I know he was kidding, I was just in a mood when I wrote that. I do apologize, I realize it was STUPID. I am generally at work when I am on the board here (show's how exciting my job is, doesn't it?), and I just got off of a very bad support call and the sperm to heaven thing just hit me as being odd.

OUCH

And people wonder why I refuse to do tech support....

Maybe you could post your story in the Venting thread in the HoS forum?

Sobbastchianno · Post by **Sobbastchianno** » 2003-07-22 10:26pm

Vertigo1 wrote:
Sobbastchianno wrote:I know he was kidding, I was just in a mood when I wrote that. I do apologize, I realize it was STUPID. I am generally at work when I am on the board here (show's how exciting my job is, doesn't it?), and I just got off of a very bad support call and the sperm to heaven thing just hit me as being odd.
OUCH

And people wonder why I refuse to do tech support....

Maybe you could post your story in the Venting thread in the HoS forum?

If I did that, I would be on all night (I work from 8:30 PM to 6:30 AM CDT) and I would never get any work done. LOL

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-07-22 10:31pm

To hell with that, give me a millenium's supply of Melange (At Paul Atreides' maximum consumption levels) and I'd be happy as hell. Well, and the formula to make it, too. Make a killing off of it...

Sobbastchianno · Post by **Sobbastchianno** » 2003-07-22 10:36pm

I miss circle jerks. That used to be fun to watch everyone jack off, see who was first, could shoot the farthest, had the biggest load (as well as the biggest cock) and to see the different manners in which guys jack off.

Man, I do miss circle jerks.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-07-22 10:39pm

Sobbastchianno wrote:I miss circle jerks. That used to be fun to watch everyone jack off, see who was first, could shoot the farthest, had the biggest load (as well as the biggest cock) and to see the different manners in which guys jack off.

Man, I do miss circle jerks.

Why is it I don't wanna know who the hell participated in these?

Sobbastchianno · Post by **Sobbastchianno** » 2003-07-22 10:40pm

Vorlon1701 wrote:
Sobbastchianno wrote:I miss circle jerks. That used to be fun to watch everyone jack off, see who was first, could shoot the farthest, had the biggest load (as well as the biggest cock) and to see the different manners in which guys jack off.

Man, I do miss circle jerks.
Why is it I don't wanna know who the hell participated in these?

Vorlon,

There was no sex involved. No one touched each other. Hell, a group of guys and I from college used to do this every so often (usually preceeded by alcohol consumption). They were fun. Just a bunch of guys jacking off. It seemed like more of a competition than for the sake of sex.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-07-22 11:46pm

Yeah, but the concept seems a bit weird, growing up the way I have.

How did you organize these? Were they spur of the moment?

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-07-22 11:49pm

Sobbastchianno wrote:I miss circle jerks. That used to be fun to watch everyone jack off, see who was first, could shoot the farthest, had the biggest load (as well as the biggest cock) and to see the different manners in which guys jack off.

Man, I do miss circle jerks.

Just add a female to this recipe and you would then have a bukkake fest...

Sobbastchianno · Post by **Sobbastchianno** » 2003-07-22 11:49pm

Vorlon1701 wrote:Yeah, but the concept seems a bit weird, growing up the way I have.

How did you organize these? Were they spur of the moment?

Each one started differently, but yeah, a few were organized, but not announced. What I mean is that you invite a few guys over, have some drinks, snacks, give a selection of VCR tapes to watch (with a few porn mixed in) and whammo. Usually they will pick the porn film over any of the others (especially if the other choices are "Escape to Witch Mountain," "Sound of Music," etc.)

No, none of these guys are THAT stupid, however, it does give them a lie that everyone can believe so that any "macho" isn't offended.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-07-22 11:51pm

EmperorMing wrote:
Sobbastchianno wrote:I miss circle jerks. That used to be fun to watch everyone jack off, see who was first, could shoot the farthest, had the biggest load (as well as the biggest cock) and to see the different manners in which guys jack off.

Man, I do miss circle jerks.
Just add a female to this recipe and you would then have a bukkake fest...

Good God, the stuff I see here...

Each one started differently, but yeah, a few were organized, but not announced. What I mean is that you invite a few guys over, have some drinks, snacks, give a selection of VCR tapes to watch (with a few porn mixed in) and whammo. Usually they will pick the porn film over any of the others (especially if the other choices are "Escape to Witch Mountain," "Sound of Music," etc.)

No, none of these guys are THAT stupid, however, it does give them a lie that everyone can believe so that any "macho" isn't offended.

Cool, thanks for the information. Now to decide what to do with it...

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-07-22 11:56pm

Poor Vorlon...

Sobbastchianno · Post by **Sobbastchianno** » 2003-07-22 11:57pm

Vorlon1701 wrote:
EmperorMing wrote:
Sobbastchianno wrote:I miss circle jerks. That used to be fun to watch everyone jack off, see who was first, could shoot the farthest, had the biggest load (as well as the biggest cock) and to see the different manners in which guys jack off.

Man, I do miss circle jerks.
Just add a female to this recipe and you would then have a bukkake fest...
Good God, the stuff I see here...

Each one started differently, but yeah, a few were organized, but not announced. What I mean is that you invite a few guys over, have some drinks, snacks, give a selection of VCR tapes to watch (with a few porn mixed in) and whammo. Usually they will pick the porn film over any of the others (especially if the other choices are "Escape to Witch Mountain," "Sound of Music," etc.)

No, none of these guys are THAT stupid, however, it does give them a lie that everyone can believe so that any "macho" isn't offended.
Cool, thanks for the information. Now to decide what to do with it...

If you decide to use this information, please invite me! I really do miss circle jerks.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-07-23 12:17am

Sobbastchianno wrote:...

If you decide to use this information, please invite me! I really do miss circle jerks.

I'll bring the female...

Sobbastchianno · Post by **Sobbastchianno** » 2003-07-23 12:46am

EmperorMing wrote:
Sobbastchianno wrote:...

If you decide to use this information, please invite me! I really do miss circle jerks.
I'll bring the female...

EWWWWW. Do women shoot certain fluids when they cum?

I ask this honestly because I have not ever witnessed a woman have an orgasm.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-07-23 12:50am

Sobbastchianno wrote:
EmperorMing wrote:
Sobbastchianno wrote:...

If you decide to use this information, please invite me! I really do miss circle jerks.
I'll bring the female...
EWWWWW. Do women shoot certain fluids when they cum?

I ask this honestly because I have not ever witnessed a woman have an orgasm.

Been there, had my face wet, and I have a vid on my HD... Now you know the defenition of 'Glazed Doughnut'.

I think after this tread we need to dig another level in the sewer.

Sobbastchianno · Post by **Sobbastchianno** » 2003-07-23 12:51am

I will NEVER be able to walk into a Krispy Kream again.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-07-23 12:51am

Sobbastchianno wrote: EWWWWW. Do women shoot certain fluids when they cum?

I ask this honestly because I have not ever witnessed a woman have an orgasm.

Yeah, some females can ejaculate. They expel a fluid from their urethras which has been examined and found to be different from urine. The actual vaginal juices can squirt sometimes too.

Sobbastchianno · Post by **Sobbastchianno** » 2003-07-23 12:54am

XaLEv wrote:
Sobbastchianno wrote: EWWWWW. Do women shoot certain fluids when they cum?

I ask this honestly because I have not ever witnessed a woman have an orgasm.
Yeah, some females can ejaculate. They expel a fluid from their urethras which has been examined and found to be different from urine. The actual vaginal juices can squirt sometimes too.

I should learn never to ask a question unless I truly want the answer. Thanks for more information than I truly wanted to know.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-07-23 12:58am

Sobbastchianno wrote: I should learn never to ask a question unless I truly want the answer. Thanks for more information than I truly wanted to know.

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