Well, thing is, I once had an annoying habit of always apologizing when it wasn't necessary, and the person who talked me out of it wasn't a family member, a parent nor one of my friends.... no, it was a girl I had a crush on. (later to find out that she wasn't the slightest interested in me, but to this day I still admire her for helping me getting rid of a bad habit)Zaia wrote:Ok, so, I read through this article, and got rather annoyed. The guy who came up with this list is an ass who either plays around with women, or has never had a relationship for longer than three hours. Some of the lies I can understand, some I think are unneccesary if you have a decent relationship, but his Lie #1 HIGHLY insults me.
Nick Fielding, Pimp Extraodinaire wrote:Number 1: I'm sorry
Whether it's to escape a sticky situation or nip an argument in the bud, these two little words can come in quite handy. Used sparingly, this device is your greatest route to turning your girlfriend's scowl into a smile, if it's said with conviction. She could be going on about one of your idiosyncrasies or something you have said and all you have to do is stop her, say "I'm sorry" followed by a promise to change, and everything will be all right, at least for the time being.
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"No, actually I would HATE to have a cookie, you vapid waste of inedible flesh!"
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I think Zaia has a point; while the entire article could be seen as tongue-in-cheek humor the last line can leave a sour taste. I never apologize if I think I'm right, nor simply to 'make nice'. If I pave over my feelings just to quell a temporary problem, that is setting the stage for future trouble.
That said...
As far as boob size, I have what I think is a healthy and open mind about the subject. Big boobs are wonderful and fun to play with and can provide hours of endless fun. But small boobs have advantages too; I believe they are more sensitive and when she reaches 40, they won't have the propensity to migrate south. And as I have told many previous GFs with 'modest' sized boobs, "These will still be right where they belong and I'll still be riding you like a rodeo cowboy."
But for a hell of a lot longer than 8 seconds, but that's another story.
In the long run most of what Mike said is pretty close to my attitude on the whole subject. Only strip clubs: I have ben to a couple and for the most part find them boring. You're not going to have a shot at these gals so it is pointless. Best spend that energy on the honey-bunny that is actually in your life. She's live, she's real, she's there and nothing can compete with that.
That said...
As far as boob size, I have what I think is a healthy and open mind about the subject. Big boobs are wonderful and fun to play with and can provide hours of endless fun. But small boobs have advantages too; I believe they are more sensitive and when she reaches 40, they won't have the propensity to migrate south. And as I have told many previous GFs with 'modest' sized boobs, "These will still be right where they belong and I'll still be riding you like a rodeo cowboy."
But for a hell of a lot longer than 8 seconds, but that's another story.
In the long run most of what Mike said is pretty close to my attitude on the whole subject. Only strip clubs: I have ben to a couple and for the most part find them boring. You're not going to have a shot at these gals so it is pointless. Best spend that energy on the honey-bunny that is actually in your life. She's live, she's real, she's there and nothing can compete with that.
Something about Libertarianism always bothered me. Then one day, I realized what it was:
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."
In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!
If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."
In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!
If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!