The Secret Gnome Revolution Has Begun!

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2003-07-23 10:51am

Col. Crackpot wrote:very well, i didn't want to have to do this, but...

doors open on the surface of Eastchuckafuck prime. spewing forth.....millions upon millions of the Gnomes former allies, The Latern Holding Lawn Jockey! They strike at their porcelen bretheren with beams of pure energy from their lanterns The shocked and demoralized by the betrayal, Gnome forces fall into full retreat. Youth and strength are no match for old age and trechery! bwo-ha-ha-ha

in a few minutes, the Gnome forces raally at the sight of Ace single handly destorying entire corps of Lawn Jokeys

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2003-07-23 10:52am

Darksider wrote:
Ace Pace wrote:more gnomish troops land, opening up temporary SAM's which cut down all of Darksiders fighters and bombers in the area.

The second attack wave arrives, deploying new transports and fighters, as well as renforcements for the fleet.

a part of the gnomish fleet detachs, and blocks the transports, as fighters eleminate all the enemy fighters.

from below it seems like huge charges are exploding per second.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-07-23 10:58am

Ace Pace wrote:
Darksider wrote:
Ace Pace wrote:more gnomish troops land, opening up temporary SAM's which cut down all of Darksiders fighters and bombers in the area.

The second attack wave arrives, deploying new transports and fighters, as well as renforcements for the fleet.
a part of the gnomish fleet detachs, and blocks the transports, as fighters eleminate all the enemy fighters.

from below it seems like huge charges are exploding per second.

::::My fighters engage the Gnomish forces in combat and take down many of them as the transports, protected by their heavy shields and armor, land more troops who assist the ones currently fighting the Gnomish infantry::::

::::: The infantry use heavy duty particle chainguns to rapidly cut down advancing Gnomes and the artillary shells target advancing units outside the Gnomish shields::::

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-07-23 10:59am

::::My fighters engage the Gnomish forces in combat and take down many of them as the transports, protected by their heavy shields and armor, land more troops who assist the ones currently fighting the Gnomish infantry::::

::::: The infantry use heavy duty particle chainguns to rapidly cut down advancing Gnomes and the artillary shells target advancing units outside the Gnomish shields::::

equal in strength to the gnomes the lawn jockeys launch suicide attacks on gnomish forces to hold them in position for air and artillery strikes[/quote]

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2003-07-23 11:00am

gnomes open fire with guess rifles, and dozens of Darksiders troops are blasted apart.

from above, the fighters streak down, kamkazing into the transports, envelopping them in a blast of fire and killing all nearby troops. the transports are destoryed.

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2003-07-23 11:01am

Col. Crackpot wrote:
equal in strength to the gnomes the lawn jockeys launch suicide attacks on gnomish forces to hold them in position for air and artillery strikes

gnomes, angered at the traitorisim of former mates, use chemical attacks, which corrode the lawn jockeys surface and meltes them.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-07-23 11:01am

Ace Pace wrote:gnomes open fire with guess rifles, and dozens of Darksiders troops are blasted apart.

from above, the fighters streak down, kamkazing into the transports, envelopping them in a blast of fire and killing all nearby troops. the transports are destoryed.

The transports guns blast the Kamakazie fighters into dust and the transports, save a few that didn't shoot fast enough, continue landing additional renforcements.

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2003-07-23 11:03am

Darksider wrote:

The transports guns blast the Kamakazie fighters into dust and the transports, save a few that didn't shoot fast enough, continue landing additional renforcements.

the cruisers above, done with all enemy resistence, begen pin point bombardment of the transports, eliminating all by using particle beams charged with nuclear energy.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-07-23 11:04am

Ace Pace wrote:
Darksider wrote:

The transports guns blast the Kamakazie fighters into dust and the transports, save a few that didn't shoot fast enough, continue landing additional renforcements.
the cruisers above, done with all enemy resistence, begen pin point bombardment of the transports, eliminating all by using particle beams charged with nuclear energy.

The still very much resistant cruisers and destroyers open fire on the enemy cruisers and blast many of them apart.

On the ground, the troops set up mobile shield generators which defend against the orbital strikes.

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2003-07-23 11:05am

the 2nd gnomish brigade, streaks accross the terrain, using miniguns to rip apart all HAB units preventing them from reaching the transports.

as they arrive, they eliminate all the transports by riddeling them with bullets.

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2003-07-23 11:07am

Darksider wrote:

The still very much resistant cruisers and destroyers open fire on the enemy cruisers and blast many of them apart.

On the ground, the troops set up mobile shield generators which defend against the orbital strikes.

the gnomes attack from the rear, dening the troops the time to set up those generators, as the in space, more ships appear, most the size of Eclipse-class SD's, firing their railguns, the enemy fleet is eliminated all but for a few survivers.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-07-23 11:07am

Ace Pace wrote:the 2nd gnomish brigade, streaks accross the terrain, using miniguns to rip apart all HAB units preventing them from reaching the transports.

as they arrive, they eliminate all the transports by riddeling them with bullets.

By the time the transports are destroyed, all ground troops are already on the ground and engaging the Gnomish forces, ripping them apart with artillary fire and crushing them under tank treads.

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2003-07-23 11:08am

the gnomes continue their rush, attacking the enemy troops from the rear, and hitting their asses.

the gnomes rally as Ace, using a gnome Mech charges into the center, crushing tanks left and right.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-07-23 11:09am

a sub commander on eastchuckafuck-2 decides that automated backwater world eastchuckafuck-prime is expendable. He pushes a button, and 750,000 antimatter storage pods each holding 500,000 tons of antimatter drop their containment fields deep within the core of the planet. The antimatter reacts with the liquid iron core of the planet, and explodes destroying the planet, everythin on it, and all of its satelites as well as anything that happens to be in orbit. the destrution is complete, the infestation is eliminated and losses are deemed acceptable.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-07-23 11:10am

Ace Pace wrote:
Darksider wrote:

The still very much resistant cruisers and destroyers open fire on the enemy cruisers and blast many of them apart.

On the ground, the troops set up mobile shield generators which defend against the orbital strikes.
the gnomes attack from the rear, dening the troops the time to set up those generators, as the in space, more ships appear, most the size of Eclipse-class SD's, firing their railguns, the enemy fleet is eliminated all but for a few survivers.

::::: The Gnomish attack is thwarted by heavy particle cannons that blast the attackers into glass:::

::::: The fleet continues to engage the Gnomish armada, as the third wave arrives, including the massive command battleships which easilly dwarf all Gnomish vessels.:::

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2003-07-23 11:11am

Col. Crackpot wrote:a sub commander on eastchuckafuck-2 decides that automated backwater world eastchuckafuck-prime is expendable. He pushes a button, and 750,000 antimatter storage pods each holding 500,000 tons of antimatter drop their containment fields deep within the core of the planet. The antimatter reacts with the liquid iron core of the planet, and explodes destroying the planet, everythin on it, and all of its satelites as well as anything that happens to be in orbit. the destrution is complete, the infestation is eliminates and losses are deemed acceptable.

the fleet, does a quick 180, activates its hyper drive, and flees to the safty of the rim of the system.

Ace Pace meanwhiles, activates his transport, enters and appears casualy dressed on the bridge.

"well that was quick"

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-07-23 11:12am

Ace Pace wrote:the gnomes continue their rush, attacking the enemy troops from the rear, and hitting their asses.

the gnomes rally as Ace, using a gnome Mech charges into the center, crushing tanks left and right.

notes the additional scientific heresy of using mechs on the battlefield. adds it to my log for review by HAB Leadership

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2003-07-23 11:12am

Darksider wrote:
::::: The Gnomish attack is thwarted by heavy particle cannons that blast the attackers into glass:::

::::: The fleet continues to engage the Gnomish armada, as the third wave arrives, including the massive command battleships which easilly dwarf all Gnomish vessels.:::

all forces are gone, and Dark siders fleet is trash, as HAB betrays its ally's by destorying their forces.

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2003-07-23 11:13am

the fleet returns to orbit the ruined planet, picking up the survivers of HAB's treachery.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-07-23 11:13am

TGODing goes in Gaming, not Off-Topic.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-07-23 11:13am

::::On board the flagship::::

"Sir, the planet just exploded."

"How many of our troops?"

"It won't be a crippling blow sir, but it will hurt"

"Increase all production and cloning facilities by 200%, i want my entire army re-built within the week"

"Yes m'lord, it shall be done"

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2003-07-23 11:14am

the gnomes who survived the battle, rush into the medical center, and get healed by gnomish bacta.

the gnomish fleet, enters hyper space, in persuit of Darksiders forces.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-07-23 11:14am

Ace Pace wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:a sub commander on eastchuckafuck-2 decides that automated backwater world eastchuckafuck-prime is expendable. He pushes a button, and 750,000 antimatter storage pods each holding 500,000 tons of antimatter drop their containment fields deep within the core of the planet. The antimatter reacts with the liquid iron core of the planet, and explodes destroying the planet, everythin on it, and all of its satelites as well as anything that happens to be in orbit. the destrution is complete, the infestation is eliminates and losses are deemed acceptable.
the fleet, does a quick 180, activates its hyper drive, and flees to the safty of the rim of the system.

Ace Pace meanwhiles, activates his transport, enters and appears casualy dressed on the bridge.

"well that was quick"

the beacon placed by HAB infiltrators upon the command ship transmits it's signal as the ship pulls into orbit of the Gnome Home World.

a tech in the HAB communications center confirms the location.

"Sir, Gnome home world located. The mission is a complete success!"

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2003-07-23 11:15am

SirNitram wrote:TGODing goes in Gaming, not Off-Topic.

please move it then.

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2003-07-23 11:16am

Ace RAILS at a incompatent gnome, fool, you were supposed to send our REAL location, not the one we inserted so HAB will think they discovered our home.

the gnomes once again out think HAB