Hummingbirds+amphetamines

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-07-23 03:03am

So what would happen if you dosed the creatures with the most overdirved metabolisms with additional stimulants?

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-07-23 03:20am

Evil

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-07-23 03:22am

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-07-23 03:40am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:So what would happen if you dosed the creatures with the most overdirved metabolisms with additional stimulants?

And more importantly, how may I assist you in this endevour?

Grand Moff Yenchin · Post by **Grand Moff Yenchin** » 2003-07-23 05:25am

Changed my mind, YB, I think my new answer is something like that quantum stuff. A new era of propulsion has begun.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-07-23 06:54am

It's a stardard sick joke, we have this one guy that is incredably fast & moody all of the time at work we say he's like a hummingbird on crank. The end result is what would happen?

Of course the results in RL could probavbly be predicted, it's just a tastless joke.

Although the physically impossible ones are funny....

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » 2003-07-23 10:54am

I can think of 3 possibilities: (in order of feasability and likelyness)

1) The little sucker would kick over and die.
2) You're gonna hear a high pitched buzz and then see it go to warp right in front of your eyes, smashing into everything until it drops dead, but not until it sets a new animal speed record.
3) You'll discover a new quantum state effect because it's moving so fast it's encountering time-effects.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-07-23 11:22am

Well, my friend's uber-hyperactive shih tzu once got ahold of a ritalin tablet and went absolutely batshit crazy. I would assume it would be even worse with a hummingbird.

BTW, this is TEH BEST THRED EVAR

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-07-23 11:24am

Already transonic wings exceed C resulting in Quantum Bird, and a couple of the other effects.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-07-23 11:28am

And you did mean amphetamines, right? Someone needs to fix that.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-07-23 11:28am

The first Photino Bird is created, the Xeelee soon start their plans on stopping the little bugger from destroying the Universe.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-07-23 03:49pm

Fixed title foul up

just had to scar your collective psyches with that image.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-07-23 04:14pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:The first Photino Bird is created, the Xeelee soon start their plans on stopping the little bugger from destroying the Universe.

What's so bad about Photino Birds anyway?

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-07-23 04:24pm

Darth Wong wrote:

Indeed.
Who does PETA toll for?
They toll for thee, sick Bear!

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-07-23 04:51pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: What's so bad about Photino Birds anyway?

Small detour:

Photino Birds are beings of dark matter that are born in stars and fight by doing things such as throwing galaxies at things.

Oh, I think the hummingbird's heart will beat so fast it eventually "overloads" itself and bursts a few blood vessels here and there.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-07-23 04:54pm

I would just like to say, that I am 100% behind this experiment.

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