The Secret Gnome Revolution Has Begun!

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-07-23 11:17am

Col. Crackpot wrote:
Ace Pace wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:a sub commander on eastchuckafuck-2 decides that automated backwater world eastchuckafuck-prime is expendable. He pushes a button, and 750,000 antimatter storage pods each holding 500,000 tons of antimatter drop their containment fields deep within the core of the planet. The antimatter reacts with the liquid iron core of the planet, and explodes destroying the planet, everythin on it, and all of its satelites as well as anything that happens to be in orbit. the destrution is complete, the infestation is eliminates and losses are deemed acceptable.
the fleet, does a quick 180, activates its hyper drive, and flees to the safty of the rim of the system.

Ace Pace meanwhiles, activates his transport, enters and appears casualy dressed on the bridge.

"well that was quick"
the beacon placed by HAB infiltrators upon the command ship transmits it's signal as the ship pulls into orbit of the Gnome Home World.

a tech in the HAB communications center confirms the location.

"Sir, Gnome home world located. The mission is a complete success!"

::::: on the bridge of the Dominator::::

"The third invasion wave survived the planet's destruction"

"Yes m'lord"

::::: An officer hands the Advisor a slip of paper::::

"Sir, it seems that this entire engagement was set up to aquire the location of the Gnome homeworld"

"WHAT?? contact the HAB, after all i sacrificed, i want those coordinates"

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2003-07-23 11:19am

Ace Pace sends a truce vessel, informing DarkSider of HAB's incompatence, and informs DS that its a ruse, and offers a truce.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-07-23 11:19am

Darksider wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:
Ace Pace wrote: the fleet, does a quick 180, activates its hyper drive, and flees to the safty of the rim of the system.

Ace Pace meanwhiles, activates his transport, enters and appears casualy dressed on the bridge.

"well that was quick"
the beacon placed by HAB infiltrators upon the command ship transmits it's signal as the ship pulls into orbit of the Gnome Home World.

a tech in the HAB communications center confirms the location.

"Sir, Gnome home world located. The mission is a complete success!"

::::: on the bridge of the Dominator::::

"The third invasion wave survived the planet's destruction"

"Yes m'lord"

::::: An officer hands the Advisor a slip of paper::::

"Sir, it seems that this entire engagement was set up to aquire the location of the Gnome homeworld"

"WHAT?? contact the HAB, after all i sacrificed, i want those coordinates"

*transmitts co-ordinates. It, however is a trap. our remaining bugs tranmitteded co-irdinates, here, here, here and here. Not the homeworld, but valuable targets nonetheless.

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2003-07-23 11:22am

Ace Pace informes the gnomish high commands that the ruse had worked, and HAB had been sent the co-ordinates leading to minefields

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-07-23 11:24am

Ace Pace wrote:Ace Pace sends a truce vessel, informing DarkSider of HAB's incompatence, and informs DS that its a ruse, and offers a truce.

I have fought against the gnomes for some time now i have no intention of joining their misguided crusade to rule the universe, i will however, allow your truce vessel to leave in peace.

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2003-07-23 11:25am

Darksider wrote:
Ace Pace wrote:Ace Pace sends a truce vessel, informing DarkSider of HAB's incompatence, and informs DS that its a ruse, and offers a truce.

I have fought against the gnomes for some time now i have no intention of joining their misguided crusade to rule the universe, i will however, allow your truce vessel to leave in peace.

the ambassador leave in peace, while throwing out of the airlock all the transmitters DS had planted.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-07-23 11:26am

Automated worker drones begin the reconstruction of the planet Eastchuckafuck-prime. scattered debris is gathered, and joined. Reserve Defense sattelites from around the system are deployed to proctect the drones. Estimated construcion time 6-8 weeks. other planets in the Eastchuckafuck are ordered to increase production by 15% to cover downtime.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-07-23 11:26am

Col. Crackpot wrote: *transmitts co-ordinates. It, however is a trap. our remaining bugs tranmitteded co-irdinates, here, here, here and here. Not the homeworld, but valuable targets nonetheless.

::::: Turns to advisor::::

"How long until are forces are back up to full strength?"

"With the increase in production you ordered, a few hours at most."

"Good, send automated stealth probes to the locations given by the HAB, and prepare the fleet."

"Yes m'lord"

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-07-23 11:27am

Ace Pace wrote: the ambassador leave in peace, while throwing out of the airlock all the transmitters DS had planted.

:::No transmitters were planted on the truce vessel:::

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2003-07-23 11:28am

as the probes arrive at the co-ordinates, the encounted a minefield which destory's them

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2003-07-23 11:29am

Darksider wrote:
Ace Pace wrote: the ambassador leave in peace, while throwing out of the airlock all the transmitters DS had planted.

:::No transmitters were planted on the truce vessel:::

then it appears you have a HAB spy aboard your vessel.

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2003-07-23 11:29am

Col. Crackpot wrote:Automated worker drones begin the reconstruction of the planet Eastchuckafuck-prime. scattered debris is gathered, and joined. Reserve Defense sattelites from around the system are deployed to proctect the drones. Estimated construcion time 6-8 weeks. other planets in the Eastchuckafuck are ordered to increase production by 15% to cover downtime.

a probe droid left behind, makes note of this, and dissapears to report.

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2003-07-23 11:30am

at the command ship, Ace Pace rails at the communication officer, " what do you mean you can't contac high command!"

more ships appear bringing forces to 90% of pre battle level.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-07-23 11:30am

Ace Pace wrote:as the probes arrive at the co-ordinates, the encounted a minefield which destory's them

"M'lord, all the locations were traps"

"I thought as much, inform the HAB and bring the third and fourth invasion fleets here."

::::: And officer walks up:::

"M'lord, the FTl probes are prepared for launch"

"Good, launch them now."

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2003-07-23 11:32am

discovered, the mine field self destructs, and galactic missles began to fire upon the projected location ot DS's forces

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-07-23 11:34am

Ace Pace wrote:discovered, the mine field self destructs, and galactic missles began to fire upon the projected location ot DS's forces

:::: my fleet jumps out of the EastChuckFuck system and re-groups with the third and forth fleets near my hidden asteroid base::::

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2003-07-23 11:36am

Darksider wrote:
Ace Pace wrote:discovered, the mine field self destructs, and galactic missles began to fire upon the projected location ot DS's forces

:::: my fleet jumps out of the EastChuckFuck system and re-groups with the third and forth fleets near my hidden asteroid base::::

another probe droid that was left to observe, tracks their vector, informes the fleet.

"redirect all missles to these co-ordinates"

and missles began hitting all possible area's including a secret base belonging to one named Darksider

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-07-23 11:37am

Ace Pace wrote:
Darksider wrote:
Ace Pace wrote:discovered, the mine field self destructs, and galactic missles began to fire upon the projected location ot DS's forces

:::: my fleet jumps out of the EastChuckFuck system and re-groups with the third and forth fleets near my hidden asteroid base::::
another probe droid that was left to observe, tracks their vector, informes the fleet.

"redirect all missles to these co-ordinates"

and missles began hitting all possible area's including a secret base belonging to one named Darksider

:::: the base powers up it's space fold drive and jumps to a new, unknown location with all my firces via an untraceable FTL stream:::

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-07-23 11:38am

Just to let you guys know, people have been pulling pranks with garden gnomes since well, before any of us were born. There was a case a few years back where a gnome went on a trip around the world and sent postcards back to the homeowner. Turns out the pranksters had taken the gnome on vacation and then shipped it around for a few years before returning it to the garden from where it came. This is just another variation on an age old pastime.

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2003-07-23 11:39am

"Cease Fire" as the missles stop firing, the fleet regroups, and jumps to a comforable range to scan the area, searching for traces.

Finding none, they turn around to their base.

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2003-07-23 11:41am

aerius wrote:Just to let you guys know, people have been pulling pranks with garden gnomes since well, before any of us were born. There was a case a few years back where a gnome went on a trip around the world and sent postcards back to the homeowner. Turns out the pranksters had taken the gnome on vacation and then shipped it around for a few years before returning it to the garden from where it came. This is just another variation on an age old pastime.

is that a reason to stop a battle?

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-07-23 11:46am

Ace Pace wrote:
aerius wrote:Just to let you guys know, people have been pulling pranks with garden gnomes since well, before any of us were born. There was a case a few years back where a gnome went on a trip around the world and sent postcards back to the homeowner. Turns out the pranksters had taken the gnome on vacation and then shipped it around for a few years before returning it to the garden from where it came. This is just another variation on an age old pastime.
is that a reason to stop a battle?

That isn't, but unfortunatley i have to go to my Driver's Ed. class right now, so we'll have to put this on hold.

(To any moderator who sees this, perhaps this should be moved to gaming so it dosn't have to get locked?)

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2003-07-23 11:47am

oh well, last post for this hour

as the fleet moves back, more troops flood the transports, ready for the next day...

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-07-23 02:15pm

A TGOD? in MY THREAD! GET OUT!

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-07-23 03:16pm

fgalkin wrote:A TGOD? in MY THREAD! GET OUT!

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Well, what do you expect, with all the virulent Gnome hatred that possesses this board. Such small-mindedness leads to these things.

Hmph. You don't see people attacking the BotM, MM, or HAB every other week, do you?

*transmits orders to Gnomish Forces to stand down and return to their bases, while ensuring there are no tracers of any kind on board*

Now, how did this move from us freeing our brethern with a similar (though not directly related to us at SEGNOR) group, the GLO, to a TGOD across the galaxy?