Vorlon gotcha back...Sobbastchianno wrote:I should learn never to ask a question unless I truly want the answer. Thanks for more information than I truly wanted to know.XaLEv wrote:Yeah, some females can ejaculate. They expel a fluid from their urethras which has been examined and found to be different from urine. The actual vaginal juices can squirt sometimes too.Sobbastchianno wrote: EWWWWW. Do women shoot certain fluids when they cum?
I ask this honestly because I have not ever witnessed a woman have an orgasm.
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ROFLMAO!!!Sobbastchianno wrote:I should learn never to ask a question unless I truly want the answer. Thanks for more information than I truly wanted to know.XaLEv wrote:Yeah, some females can ejaculate. They expel a fluid from their urethras which has been examined and found to be different from urine. The actual vaginal juices can squirt sometimes too.Sobbastchianno wrote: EWWWWW. Do women shoot certain fluids when they cum?
I ask this honestly because I have not ever witnessed a woman have an orgasm.
A lot of times the femail ejaculate looks absolutely the same as semen as well...
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OK, I guess I have been had here. Well, my friends would say I have been had just about everywhere I have ever been. I would love to JO at work, however the cubicle height is only 4 feet, and I am 6' 2" tall. That's ok though, I make too much noise at the end anyway.EmperorMing wrote:Vorlon gotcha back...Sobbastchianno wrote:I should learn never to ask a question unless I truly want the answer. Thanks for more information than I truly wanted to know.XaLEv wrote: Yeah, some females can ejaculate. They expel a fluid from their urethras which has been examined and found to be different from urine. The actual vaginal juices can squirt sometimes too.
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OK, that is definitely more than I needed to know, but it does lead me to one question. Does it taste the same? (I know I am not going to want the answer to this question, but I foolishly ask it anyway).Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:ROFLMAO!!!Sobbastchianno wrote:I should learn never to ask a question unless I truly want the answer. Thanks for more information than I truly wanted to know.XaLEv wrote: Yeah, some females can ejaculate. They expel a fluid from their urethras which has been examined and found to be different from urine. The actual vaginal juices can squirt sometimes too.
A lot of times the femail ejaculate looks absolutely the same as semen as well...
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Only if some guy was in there before hand...Sobbastchianno wrote:
OK, that is definitely more than I needed to know, but it does lead me to one question. Does it taste the same? (I know I am not going to want the answer to this question, but I foolishly ask it anyway).
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Yeah, and the janitors only come (!?!) around at around 7 pm, so it would probably smell pretty funny to the day crew...Sobbastchianno wrote:OK, I guess I have been had here. Well, my friends would say I have been had just about everywhere I have ever been. I would love to JO at work, however the cubicle height is only 4 feet, and I am 6' 2" tall. That's ok though, I make too much noise at the end anyway.EmperorMing wrote:Vorlon gotcha back...Sobbastchianno wrote: I should learn never to ask a question unless I truly want the answer. Thanks for more information than I truly wanted to know.
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And, I wouldn't want to have it shoot over into your cubicle (yes, Emporer Ming and I do work in neighboring cubicles).EmperorMing wrote:Yeah, and the janitors only come (!?!) around at around 7 pm, so it would probably smell pretty funny to the day crew...Sobbastchianno wrote:OK, I guess I have been had here. Well, my friends would say I have been had just about everywhere I have ever been. I would love to JO at work, however the cubicle height is only 4 feet, and I am 6' 2" tall. That's ok though, I make too much noise at the end anyway.EmperorMing wrote: Vorlon gotcha back...
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No thanks, your "may showers that bring gay flowers" can stay in your own cubicle and paint *those* walls white...Sobbastchianno wrote:...
And, I wouldn't want to have it shoot over into your cubicle (yes, Emporer Ming and I do work in neighboring cubicles).
And keep the screaming down...
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Give me a pacifier and I won't scream as loud.EmperorMing wrote:No thanks, your "may showers that bring gay flowers" can stay in your own cubicle and paint *those* walls white...Sobbastchianno wrote:...
And, I wouldn't want to have it shoot over into your cubicle (yes, Emporer Ming and I do work in neighboring cubicles).
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That I don't know, and I probly won't find out. Someone told me it smells like fish, but that's only when the lady has bacterial vaginosis (it's more common than people think: Some reason only someone other than the infected person can smell it!!)Sobbastchianno wrote:OK, that is definitely more than I needed to know, but it does lead me to one question. Does it taste the same? (I know I am not going to want the answer to this question, but I foolishly ask it anyway).Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: ROFLMAO!!!
A lot of times the femail ejaculate looks absolutely the same as semen as well...
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Ooh yummy.Sobbastchianno wrote:Give me a pacifier and I won't scream as loud.EmperorMing wrote:No thanks, your "may showers that bring gay flowers" can stay in your own cubicle and paint *those* walls white...Sobbastchianno wrote:...
And, I wouldn't want to have it shoot over into your cubicle (yes, Emporer Ming and I do work in neighboring cubicles).
And keep the screaming down...
*drops pants and whips out dick*
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Probably because their head can't reach that far...And let's not bring up fingers...Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:...
That I don't know, and I probly won't find out. Someone told me it smells like fish, but that's only when the lady has bacterial vaginosis (it's more common than people think: Some reason only someone other than the infected person can smell it!!)
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LOL!!! I was talking to Sobbastchianno anyway--EmperorMing wrote:Gotta come to Houston. You're not *that* long...Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:...
Ooh yummy.
*drops pants and whips out dick*
Oh.Sobbastchianno wrote:...
And, I wouldn't want to have it shoot over into your cubicle (yes, Emporer Ming and I do work in neighboring cubicles).
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May I work in your harem Zaia?Zaia wrote:Well, I am an agreeable sort.XaLEv wrote:Perhaps we could come to some sort of arrangement for you to rent the male portions of the God Emperor's harem.Zaia wrote: A male harem? I want one too, and that's what I always call it.
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Hmm is there a skill measurement during the interview for any opening at your harem?Zaia wrote:Well, I am an agreeable sort.XaLEv wrote:Perhaps we could come to some sort of arrangement for you to rent the male portions of the God Emperor's harem.Zaia wrote: A male harem? I want one too, and that's what I always call it.
How about on the job training?
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So, what kind of health coverage will you be offerring, Zaia?
So, what kind of health coverage will you be offerring, Zaia?
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Please? I'll work for free, I need some experience*.Zaia wrote:Well, I am an agreeable sort.XaLEv wrote:Perhaps we could come to some sort of arrangement for you to rent the male portions of the God Emperor's harem.Zaia wrote: A male harem? I want one too, and that's what I always call it.
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