Benny Hill Trek accuracy.

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2002-09-21 05:33pm

What is the URL to that video? I need it to crush some idiot at another VS board

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2002-09-21 05:55pm

Last I heard, Wayne Poe's page had the video. http://h4h.com/louis/vsfaq.html I think that's the link. If not, Wong has a link to the page.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-21 06:07pm

http://h4h.com/louis/trekmiss.html

As you requested

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2002-09-21 06:14pm

Thanks Bean

Post by **Vympel** » 2002-09-21 10:50pm

Oooh, oooh, can I have the vs board URL? I love watching ppl get crushed.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-09-21 11:13pm

It might not work. If the Trekkie is dumb enough, they'll just say it's a "special occasion", and inconsistent with some dialouge in one episode or something.

Post by **Vympel** » 2002-09-22 12:08am

LMAO

That is one great lampooning of Trek 'perfect accuracy'.

If the Trekkie were to say that EVERY single one of those episodes was special circumstances- he's an idiot. But of course he is anyway, he thinks ST could beat SW.

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-09-22 12:40am

Why didn't it end with 7's costume being torn off and a ridiculous chase at double-speed through the corridors of Voyager?

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2002-09-22 12:44am

well they did have Hosis top riped off in Enterprise

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2002-09-22 02:43am

Vympel wrote:Oooh, oooh, can I have the vs board URL? I love watching ppl get crushed.

http://groups.msn.com/StarTrekVsStarWar ... 7862559375

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-09-22 03:12am

This also works we'll for fighting "Trek fights at warp and 300,000 kilometers ranges" arguments.

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2002-09-22 02:10pm

Omg that was so funny lol....especially putting that circus music in there.

Cyaround,
Jason

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-09-22 02:12pm

Typhonis 1 wrote:well they did have Hosis top riped off in Enterprise

In a part of the episode that was so utterly contrived that I felt I had just endured a horrible insult to my intelligence.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-09-25 01:05pm

Always useful when the trekkies start bitching about Wars accuracy.

And for amusment.

Frank LLoyd Wright · Post by **Frank LLoyd Wright** » 2002-09-28 01:05pm

that is funny. And I thought they were much better than that oh well.

Alyeska · Post by **Alyeska** » 2002-09-28 01:12pm

FYI, that accuracy video excludes Federation Beam phaser accuracy. It only accounts alien ships and torpedoes (fixed axis weapons are inaccurate by defeault)

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-09-28 01:16pm

perhaps but that goes to kill anyone saying star trek ship never miss

VF5SS · Post by **VF5SS** » 2002-09-28 01:21pm

Your average Freespace player could whup em

Alyeska · Post by **Alyeska** » 2002-09-28 01:24pm

Isolder74 wrote:perhaps but that goes to kill anyone saying star trek ship never miss

True. Anyone who claims ST accuracy is excelent really doesn't know what they are talking about. The only truly good accuracy in Trek is the Beam phasers, and that is only the Federation.

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-09-28 01:25pm

Alyeska wrote:
Isolder74 wrote:perhaps but that goes to kill anyone saying star trek ship never miss
True. Anyone who claims ST accuracy is excelent really doesn't know what they are talking about. The only truly good accuracy in Trek is the Beam phasers, and that is only the Federation.

Agreed

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-09-28 02:13pm

Alyeska wrote:FYI, that accuracy video excludes Federation Beam phaser accuracy. It only accounts alien ships and torpedoes (fixed axis weapons are inaccurate by defeault)

One runabouts beam phaser misses a cockroach, which then rams Odyssey in the last seconds of the moive.

Alyeska · Post by **Alyeska** » 2002-09-28 02:25pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:
Alyeska wrote:FYI, that accuracy video excludes Federation Beam phaser accuracy. It only accounts alien ships and torpedoes (fixed axis weapons are inaccurate by defeault)
One runabouts beam phaser misses a cockroach, which then rams Odyssey in the last seconds of the moive.

There are only two known examples of beam phasers missing in TNG+ time for Trek. Runabout in the Odyssey example and a Nebula missing when firing on a Runabout. Those are the only known examples. The vast majority show hits. Thats greater then 99% accuracy.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-28 02:29pm

Those are the only known examples. The vast majority show hits. Thats greater then 99% accuracy.

99% Accurasy aginst Non-moving targets is nothing to write home about....

Sorry but making broad statments like that just make you look rabid, JUSTIFY always

Alyeska · Post by **Alyeska** » 2002-09-28 02:39pm

Mr Bean wrote:
Those are the only known examples. The vast majority show hits. Thats greater then 99% accuracy.
99% Accurasy aginst Non-moving targets is nothing to write home about....

Sorry but making broad statments like that just make you look rabid, JUSTIFY always

Reread what I said. I never made broad statements. I stated fact alone.

FYI, not every combat instance was slow.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-09-28 03:09pm

Alyeska wrote:
Mr Bean wrote:
Those are the only known examples. The vast majority show hits. Thats greater then 99% accuracy.
99% Accurasy aginst Non-moving targets is nothing to write home about....

Sorry but making broad statments like that just make you look rabid, JUSTIFY always
Reread what I said. I never made broad statements. I stated fact alone.

FYI, not every combat instance was slow.

lol

snort

Agent Alyesaka Smith: Get your Trekkies out of there you don't know what your dealing with she's going to start fighting slow!

Trini-I mean Kelly ANtillies leaps up between to phaser firing individuals and hangs there for aproximatly 27 seconds, before spinning around and shattering Goku's head.