Cool Dream

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-07-23 08:37pm

I once had a dream in which I went on a killing spree. I neutralized 89 people before they caught me and popped me in the slammer.

Since I live in Canada, the worst punishment (in my dream) is a year in a jail cell with three really hot, horny, vasectomyied (sp?) lesbians. The cell had a really big king-sized bed. The dream took about 25 minutes. In that time, my imagination really took off.

I'd give you the dream's details, but I'm too lazy to type right now.

To anyone who will reply: Feel free to write your own, you can even substitute me for you if you want.

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-07-23 08:46pm

I once had a dream in which I had sex with a prostitute in a supermarket.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-07-23 10:06pm

Learn how to dream lucidly.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-07-23 11:14pm

Can women even get vasectomies?

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2003-07-23 11:17pm

neoolong wrote:Can women even get vasectomies?

I should imagine so, just snip the falopian (sp?) tudes.
Although I have NO idea what side effects there might be.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-07-23 11:23pm

neoolong wrote:Can women even get vasectomies?

Kind of hard to get a vasectomy when you don't have a Vas.

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2003-07-23 11:30pm

XaLEv wrote:
neoolong wrote:Can women even get vasectomies?
Kind of hard to get a vasectomy when you don't have a Vas.

Maybe the female equivilant then, that or those are some strange lesbians

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-07-23 11:34pm

XaLEv wrote:
neoolong wrote:Can women even get vasectomies?
Kind of hard to get a vasectomy when you don't have a Vas.

I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans
I traded it in for a pair of huge cans
Now I get to hang with lesbians

From a hilarious sex change song called "My Vagina"

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-07-24 12:23am

Hmmm strange after reading the header on this post it brought back the memory of a dream I had when I was about 5-7 years old.

The dream started out with me at the age of ten with four of my friends at the same age, we where in grade school just playing around like most ten year olds when a teacher started giving us a hassle so we walked off and went to the lunchroom foor lunch when a few older kids started giving us a hassle.
The next thing I know me and my friend start casting fireballs lighting strikes and gas clouds then we starting running thought the city using magic to rise all sorts of hell, robbing candy stores for gummy bears and what not while the cops are chasing us though out the city and we're casting spells on them, funny thing is no one in the dream was killed, paints where set on fire hair standing on end after a lighting strike spell and all the slap stick stuff.

Next I know my friends had got caught by the police and where chained to a hugh wodden dock at a beach, walked over to where my friends where chained up cast a fire ball spell the melted the chain and that's when I woke up.

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2003-07-24 12:45am

Sounds a lot like Harry Potter with magic powers from Diabolo.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-07-24 12:49am

Shame they were lesbians, huh? I imagine watching them have sex without you kind of brought it down a level.

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-07-24 12:50am

evilcat4000 wrote:Sounds a lot like Harry Potter with magic powers from Diabolo.

I know but the strange thing is that I had this dream long before Potter and Diabolo where even thought of.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-07-24 01:40am

How come my dreams are never as cool as that?

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2003-07-24 01:42am

SyntaxVorlon wrote:Learn how to dream lucidly.

How?

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-07-24 01:45am

StarshipTitanic wrote:How?

Well, first you stop dreaming and go find a girl you fancy..

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2003-07-24 01:51am

kojikun wrote:
StarshipTitanic wrote:How?
Well, first you stop dreaming and go find a girl you fancy..

But dreams involve having an estate filled with vibrating beds and a pool full of Jell-o.

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2003-07-24 01:51am

kojikun wrote:
StarshipTitanic wrote:How?
Well, first you stop dreaming and go find a girl you fancy..

Or boy

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-07-24 01:55am

StarshipTitanic wrote:But dreams involve having an estate filled with vibrating beds and a pool full of Jell-o.

Thats why you get rich too.

Dorsk81 wrote:Or boy

good enough for me or you but we're talking to breeders

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2003-07-24 01:59am

kojikun wrote:
Dorsk81 wrote:Or boy
good enough for me or you but we're talking to breeders

I thought we were talking about about peoples sex dreams in general

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2003-07-24 02:09am

Iv had dreams involving killing sprees also. Another weird one was me serving in the Atreides infantry, and getting totally wiped out by Sarduakar.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-07-24 02:11am

Dorsk 81 wrote:I thought we were talking about about peoples sex dreams in general

talking about, yes, talking TO, no.

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2003-07-24 02:14am

My usual dreams are weird. The majority of them involve me being eaten by something, usualy raptors.
I very rarely have sex dreams and when I do they're usualy screwed up.
Last night I had a dream about my computer. The voice on AOL who says "you've got mail" etc, told me someone had cut me off and was using my account. It was strange....

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2003-07-24 02:16am

kojikun wrote:
Dorsk 81 wrote:I thought we were talking about about peoples sex dreams in general
talking about, yes, talking TO, no.

Fine, nit pick.

So what sex dreams do you have kojikun?

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-07-24 02:25am

Dorsk 81 wrote:Fine, nit pick.

So what sex dreams do you have kojikun?

I dont remember my dreams. I don't think I have sex related ones.

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2003-07-24 02:26am

kojikun wrote:
Dorsk 81 wrote:Fine, nit pick.

So what sex dreams do you have kojikun?
I dont remember my dreams. I don't think I have sex related ones.

Thats what they all say...