4 ugliest cars on the road

Dillon · Post by **Dillon** » 2003-07-23 02:49pm

http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=ugly_cars

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-07-23 02:52pm

I don't see the Star trek shuttlecraft replica on there.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-07-23 02:57pm

The Aztek and the Avalanche are both really ugly. I mean really ugly.

I didn't mind the Subaru that much since it kind of continues in the tradition of the Brat. They need to ditch the Nissan Exterra color scheme though.

With the Honda Element I'm going to have to agree with the color scheme being the main drawback. It might be an okay vehicle otherwise.

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-07-23 03:02pm

Gah! The designers of those vehicles must be shot. The Element was the worst on there, IMO.

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-07-23 03:03pm

Tsyroc wrote:The Aztek and the Avalanche are both really ugly. I mean really ugly.

Two ugliest cars i have ever seen. those and old ford escorts

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-07-23 03:08pm

I AM FUCKING GLAD THEY HAVE THE AZTEK ON THERE AND IT GOT THE HIGHEST RATING!!!

The fucking thing looks like a carnival ride, and the eye-ripping color scheme doesn't help! Plus it defames an Indian tribe who had the unfortunate luck to be the victims of genocide...

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-07-23 03:09pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:I don't see the Star trek shuttlecraft replica on there.

This?

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-07-23 03:14pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:I don't see the Star trek shuttlecraft replica on there.
This?

What is that... is that duck tape around the head lights?

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-07-23 03:16pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:I don't see the Star trek shuttlecraft replica on there.

You want it here it is.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-07-23 03:17pm

thecreech wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:I don't see the Star trek shuttlecraft replica on there.
This?
What is that... is that duck tape around the head lights?

[Spock]I do believe so, Jim[/Spock]

www.beaterz.com has a TON of other questionable cars as well.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-07-23 03:18pm

Montcalm wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:I don't see the Star trek shuttlecraft replica on there.
You want it here it is.

Kool, a red circle with a slanted bar through it! That's one UUUUUGLY car!!

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-07-23 03:20pm

http://maddox.xmission.com/penny_drop.html

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-07-23 03:20pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:I don't see the Star trek shuttlecraft replica on there.
This?

Yup

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-07-23 03:44pm

hmm no pics of my redneced Geo?

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-07-23 04:12pm

The Sillouette is far uglier than most of those.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-07-23 04:21pm

THE STUPID IT BURNS!!!

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-07-23 04:42pm

Maddox wrote: I wanted to rate this one lower, but it's nice to see big companies like Honda giving blind designers a chance.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-07-23 10:24pm

I think the Aztek and Element were the two ugliest ones there. But I'm sure there have been uglier cars in the past.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-07-24 04:35am

What about the AMC Pacer?

It's simply disturbingly ugly.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-07-24 04:57am

I have noticed that most of these are yellow.

Isn't the Honda Element based on the British Mini-Cooper?

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:The fucking thing looks like a carnival ride, and the eye-ripping color scheme doesn't help! Plus it defames an Indian tribe who had the unfortunate luck to be the victims of genocide...

Well, the Aztecs weren't exactly the honorable and spiritual folk that lived in America. Rather bloody people, as I recall. Human sacrafice was a common event.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-07-24 05:04am

One ceramony involved the skinning of a sacrificial victim and then the high preast would actually wear the skin, as a rather graphic representation of the passage of the seasons for the god of spring...

Other times might involve hundreds of victims at a time.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-07-24 07:46am

Does anyone else here hate spoilers, no matter what thew car, I just don't think it can get much uglier.

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-07-24 08:29am

Heh, I love Maddox' writing style.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-07-24 09:09am

Dalton wrote: Well, the Aztecs weren't exactly the honorable and spiritual folk that lived in America. Rather bloody people, as I recall. Human sacrafice was a common event.

One of the reasons the Spanish kicked their ass so easily was that many of their weapons and combat styles where designed to capture victims alive for said sacrifices.

Supreme_Warlord · Post by **Supreme_Warlord** » 2003-07-24 11:37am

I nomitate the Ford Ka

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