New Hatemail

Balrog · Post by **Balrog** » 2003-07-18 04:51pm

OMG that's the best

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-07-19 11:09pm

Dalton wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:IIRC, a mile is actually 1606 meters.
Have I mentioned how annoying nitpickers can be?

Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you Dalton!

Ah well, on topic:

Poe's Hate Mail wrote:Americans are egocentric, i know, but there has to be a limit.

Hey, there IS no limit when you're the world's superpower. All you lesser countries can do nothing but wish you were us.

*giggle* *snort*

Dark Primus · Post by **Dark Primus** » 2003-07-20 11:38am

"Spock, fetch me the Quantum Toiletpaper. I need to take a DEVIL of a shit."

This is even sig worthy.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-07-21 02:25am

Hey, there IS no limit when you're the world's superpower. All you lesser countries can do nothing but wish you were us

Have a nice day, now I need to go to the movies with my FRIENDS.

Did you name all ten fingers, or just those on one hand?

Howdy,

I'LL MAKE THIS BRIEF. IF A TURBO LASER CAN CUT DOWN OPPONENTS SHIELDS AND VAPORIZE ROCK, AND PHASERS CAN TO, BUT WHEN PROTON TORPEDOES CAN'T TAKE OUT AN INTRODUCTORY CLASS CRUISER, WHERE TRI-COBALT TORPEDOES CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE SHIPS IN INCREDIBLY LARGE RANGES OF DETONATION, THEN WHY COULDN'T TWO TORPEDO'S, OF TRI-COBALT NATURE, OR QUANTUM FLUX TORPEDOES TAKE OUT A IMP-CLASS STAR DESTROYER? AND WHEN WORF FOUGHT THOSE FERENGI ON THAT PLANET WITH THE GUARDIAN, THERE WERE THREE OF THEME!!!!!

I'VE NOTICED THAT A LEVEL 4 TACTILE CUBE HAS AN INCREDIBLY INCREASED AMOUNT OF SHIELDING AND TACTILE SYSTEMS, ALL WHICH ARE BLATANTLY CLEAR.

WHEN THIS MESSAGE IS RECEIVED IF EVER, PLEASE DO NOT WRITE BACK.

SIGNED,
READER THAT NOTICED MANY FAULTS IN THE STAR WARS GROUP'S LOGIC AND KNOWLEDGE.

Hoo boy. Sorta makes you double-check the door locks at night, doesn't it? What's a "Tactile Cube"? Is that a new Borg cube that gives handjobs?

-Starfleet Kozak

Do they allow you to put that on your nametag at Taco Bell?

P.S. Don't try to come back at this arguement by saying that the technical manuals aren't cannon.

They not M-16s either.

Guess what, surprise, they are!

Try firing yours at your head, then. See if you can hit anything other than bone.

I ask again, how old are you? Are you American? I sincerly hope youre not British.

Hmmm....let me check...let's see, my teeth don't resemble a picket fence with mismatched slats....I shower more than once a week...nope, I'm not British.

So, I am beginning to feel sorry for you as you have done fuck-all with 30 yrs of your life, oh, except for making a crappy webpage on A FUCKING FILM!

I'd feel sorry for you if I really gave a shit. Did they burn all the dictionaries in the U.K.? Did the Queen need incontinence diapers made from them or something?

If I sat on you, I'd fear those tusks you British call teeth would spear me through the head.

LOL!! Another True Believer who thinks that putting "quantum" in front of something is a breakthrough in human development. "Spock, fetch me the Quantum Toiletpaper. I need to take a DEVIL of a shit." We'll have to credit Lucas one of these days for inventing "hyperspace" and "droid."

Hello Darling. How are we in nerdland?

Well I don't know. I've never been to New Zeland.

What are you, 8 years old?

Why, are you a pedophile looking for a date?

It's hilarious!

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2003-07-21 03:37am

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:It's hilarious!

I'm here all week!

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-07-22 10:29pm

Tactile cube.

Rightous Fist Of Heaven · Post by **Rightous Fist Of Heaven** » 2003-07-23 08:45pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:Tactile cube.

Indeed, what is next, the Testicle Sphere?

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-07-24 09:42am

Damn my house mate is now pissed off with me for laughing so loudly. There is nothing more funny than seeing an morons arguements ripped to shreads. Even though i did resent the Gaelic comment.

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2003-07-24 03:27pm

Lord Pounder wrote:Damn my house mate is now pissed off with me for laughing so loudly. There is nothing more funny than seeing an morons arguements ripped to shreads. Even though i did resent the Gaelic comment.

Hey, all great comedy has to offend someone!

Something amazing I've noticed. I let go with the expletives with the abandon of Dice Clay with Touretts in the HoS, but on my own Hatemail page, it is mostly clear of foul language!

Phil Skayhan · Post by **Phil Skayhan** » 2003-07-25 02:43am

Wayne,

When did you add the pics like "Right over your head"? I don't remember those being there.

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2003-07-25 03:41am

Phil Skayhan wrote:Wayne,

When did you add the pics like "Right over your head"? I don't remember those being there.

Probably some time in the last 3 months. I think the Hatemail page was one of the last ones I updated from the OLD webpages.

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2003-07-25 08:31am

homepage wrote:Last updated July 23, 2003

What's New page wrote:Last updated July 22, 2003

latest update shown wrote:7-21-03--

Huh?

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2003-07-25 10:34am

Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:
homepage wrote:Last updated July 23, 2003
The imagemap didn't load on the last update (7-21) and I didn't notice until Dalton told me about it.

What's New page wrote:Last updated July 22, 2003
You see 7-22???

latest update shown wrote:7-21-03--
Didn't think anyone would care about me updating an image map!

Huh?

Dunno dude....

Lord_Xerxes · Post by **Lord_Xerxes** » 2003-07-26 05:57pm

Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:LMAO those are both funny. Damn, makes me want hate-mail.

*starts an offensive website*

Good luck, Mitt. I've had one for over a year now, and I've yet to recieve one piece of hate-mail. And my site can be really offensive, quite often...

otter · Post by **otter** » 2003-08-01 10:36pm

Dalton wrote:Ahh, reminds me of that last very tasty email I got (you know, the one where the guy "corrected" me by informing me that ISDs aren't 1600 meters long, but actually a mile).

You should ask him what ways more...a ton of feathers or 2000lbs of steel

Moonshadow · Post by **Moonshadow** » 2003-08-13 12:34am

You can use that to get a better job than at the PC repair shop,

What the Hell? I made good money when i worked at CompuWiz.That dude needs to get off his high horse.

Anyways thats some funny shit you have.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-08-13 12:36am

Bad Thread Necromancy.