I blame the board.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-07-24 11:02am

Last night I woke up from a dream that can only have been caused from spending too much time on this board we won't go into or speculate on my own personal problems that may have been contributing factors.

Last night I dreamed that I was having sex with Kate Mulgrew (she was slightly better looking than she in Remo Williams) on my grandparents lawn. What's worse is that before we started going at it I knew that she was carrying a Queen Alien embryo inside her. Does that stop me? Nooooooo. Does the fact that she tries to hook me up with my own face hugger first stop me? Noooooooooo. I don't stop until, well let's just say that the Queen Embryo doesn't like being poked and she was a little hungry when she was born. When she started eating that's when I woke up.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-07-24 11:06am

Janeway makes you horny.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-07-24 11:10am

Montcalm wrote: Janeway makes you horny.

See, that's the most disturbing part. I generally can't stand her and I blame all of the Janeway sex comments on the board for repeatedly putting the idea in my head.

The stuff with the Aliens, I could have dreamt that up on my own, but Janeway? That has to have come from the board.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-07-24 11:19am

I hope this will help remove the horrible thought from your mind.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-07-24 11:32am

Montcalm wrote:I hope this will help remove the horrible thought from your mind.
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-7/2 ... lation.jpg

It doesn't hurt.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-07-24 11:41am

so are you sure it was sex with Kate Mulgrew on your granmother's lawn and not sex with your grandmonther on Kate Mulgrew's lawn?

Yuri Prime · Post by **Yuri Prime** » 2003-07-24 11:43am

I'm sorry dude. That's a wierd dream. You didn't have any previous run ins with Es Arkajae from spacebattles where he forced you to look at his Janeway pictures did you?

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-07-24 11:45am

And this is why I'm glad I have bad sleeping habits...go the bed late, wake up early...never remember last night.

Freaky, man....freeeeeeaky.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-07-24 05:34pm

Kill yourself. It's the only sure way to prevent relapse.

On second thought don't, just find some nice hot lesbain porn. Sexy lesbians make everything better.

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2003-07-24 05:44pm

Stormbringer wrote:Kill yourself. It's the only sure way to prevent relapse.

On second thought don't, just find some nice hot lesbain porn. Sexy lesbians make everything better.

Then he'll have dreams of clones of Janeway, all screwing each other and they'd invite him to join along...... And here's an idea for Tysroc. Next time you have a dream that you are going hot and heavy with Janeway, picture Wesley and Neelix joining you.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-07-24 05:56pm

Jeezus, when I have board related nightmares it's about making spelinng mistakes.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-07-24 05:57pm

Enigma wrote:Then he'll have dreams of clones of Janeway, all screwing each other and they'd invite him to join along...... And here's an idea for Tysroc. Next time you have a dream that you are going hot and heavy with Janeway, picture Wesley and Neelix joining you.

I said sexy lesbians not horrible mannish ones.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-07-24 06:03pm

Jeebus Christ man, did you have to share?

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2003-07-24 06:04pm

Durran Korr wrote:Jeebus Christ man, did you have to share?

Who?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-07-24 06:11pm

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-07-24 06:18pm

Tsyroc.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-07-24 06:23pm

Last night I had a dream where I was a woman with very nice breasts alternating giving some guy head and getting my pussy licked by him.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-07-24 06:27pm

I had a dream a few days back that I had a DGG costume. Not even kidding. I had a giant foam head of my avatar, and the rest of me was in a Vader outfit. I was on a website...webcam...I don't remember doing or saying anything.

Which is why I'm gonna have to go make a DGG costume now. Acursed dream!

J · Post by J » 2003-07-24 06:30pm

This is what happens when people touch themselves at night, you have much better dreams when someone else touches you.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-07-24 07:43pm

This is getting close to BoTM material.

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-07-24 07:59pm

At least you didn't do it with Scott Bakula.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-07-24 08:09pm

Demiurge wrote:At least you didn't do it with Scott Bakula.

Actually, I think that would be less disturbing, at least from the unfortunate victim of his account. Then he'd just be gay. Instead he dreams about mounting the She-Beast know as Kate Mulgrew.

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-07-24 08:15pm

Stormbringer wrote:
Demiurge wrote:At least you didn't do it with Scott Bakula.
Actually, I think that would be less disturbing, at least from the unfortunate victim of his account. Then he'd just be gay. Instead he dreams about mounting the She-Beast know as Kate Mulgrew.

Having sex with Scott Bakula is like having sex with George W. Bush. It's just strange and wrong.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-07-24 08:21pm

Well atleast it wasn't janeway and jabba going at it and inviting you to join in.

Thought about and all i can say is THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!!!

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-07-24 08:24pm

darthdavid wrote:Well atleast it wasn't janeway and jabba going at it and inviting you to join in.

Thought about and all i can say is THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!!!

Why did you brought this horrible vision again,it was wiped out of my mind until you mentioned it.

DAMN YOU