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Feeling a bit morbid

Post by LT.Hit-Man »

I wonder what my last thought will be as I die.

With that said have any of you thought the same thing?
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Post by Howedar »

Well, that was a blast.



Definately my last thought.
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Post by Ghost Rider »

Sometimes. Though I believe it'll be something akin to "Hmm...what am I going to eat tomorrow?" or something just as mundane.

No Rosebuds or eurekas coming from my final thoughts.
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"What a hell of an orgasm!"
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Post by kojikun »

im not going to die, so i cant really guess. but for you, i hope your last "thought" is an orgasm that makes every experience youve ever had look entirely insignificant.
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Trytostaydead wrote:"What a hell of an orgasm!"
:lol: At lest you got off before you got offed :twisted:
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DAMN DIRTY APES!
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The most likely one right now for me is: "Oh shit!" followed by the sound of squealing car tires.
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So interesting ride.
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Post by Robert Treder »

"Well, that happened."

A cookie to whoever figures out what movie that's from. Here's a hint: it's not someone's last words, but it is said after an important event.
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Post by Lord of the Farce »

Most likely ones:
-Aw, fuck.
-Bugger.
-Huh?
-Shit!
-I'm still a virgin! ( :lol: )
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Post by DPDarkPrimus »

Hopefully, it will be something like "Oh, you are a naughty girl! You like it like that, don't you?" :P
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Post by Enigma »

If I were to die some of my last thoughts could be:

- Crap! I forgot to change the brakes! :shock:

- At least I'm taking a whole bunch of people with me! :twisted:

- See ya soon! :)

- I'm going to miss my niece and nephew groing up. :(

- Damn! They don't call this suicide sauce for nothing! :D
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Post by Straha »

Aww, he looks so grown up with a gun too.


or



I hope I wore clean underwear


or



I hope the Viagra wears off before the funeral
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My thought: Damn.

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Wow, I shouldn't have said all those mean things about Emperor Ashcroft...

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"Mommy!"
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"AAAAAAAA!!"
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