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Babies are delivered by storks

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Has anyone been exposed to this situation, or know anyone who has? Have you been told this? Did you believe it? :D Do you know anyone else who's used it? What do you think of it? :P


EDIT: Bah. Tuesday, July 22, 2003 comic.
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I can only see a X not a stork :wink:
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It still doesn't appear for me :?
i guess it is a problem on the site.
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I have never believed in childhood fantasies and lies.
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I love this response:

Young Girl: ... and then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and put the diamond in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!
Pugsley: Our parents are having a baby too.
Wednesday: They had sex.

Why would parents even do the silly Stork and Cabbage patch story?
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Kitsune wrote:I love this response:

Young Girl: ... and then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and put the diamond in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!
Pugsley: Our parents are having a baby too.
Wednesday: They had sex.

Why would parents even do the silly Stork and Cabbage patch story?
Because the concept of sex will cause the brain of anyone under the age of 18 to shrivel up, leading that person to insanity and a life of crime and drug use.

Not to mention the instantaneous manifestation of every single STD in existance.
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XaLEv wrote: Because the concept of sex will cause the brain of anyone under the age of 18 to shrivel up, leading that person to insanity and a life of crime and drug use.
Not to mention the instantaneous manifestation of every single STD in existance.
In a related item, I was listen to the radio and they were talking about a local Nudest colony and that teenagers shoudl not go theree because it takes awy the mystery. I think that atititude is silly.
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Nope, my parents never told me any BS like that.
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I never bought into that story, not even before I figured out the whole sex thing.
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And it's that attitude why christian fundamentalists should be crushed.
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Kitsune wrote:I love this response:

Young Girl: ... and then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and put the diamond in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!
Pugsley: Our parents are having a baby too.
Wednesday: They had sex.

Why would parents even do the silly Stork and Cabbage patch story?
Actually, I had a friend that believed this all the way till 9th grade. Her fundie parents wouldn't let her attend Sex Ed :roll: In the end, she just decided not to show her parents the notice telling them that Sex Ed was starting. She literally believed that babies came from storks, and had the whole "Sex is bad." idea... That lead to another friend screaming "Sex is good!" in a bookstore, leading pretty much everybody there to stare at her.

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I never got the stork idea, I got a sanitised explanation when I was 6.
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I was never told the Stork story, but I'm sure it can be interpreted in a sexual way. (What can't nowadays?)
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I was never told the Stork story, but I'm sure it can be interpreted in a sexual way. (What can't nowadays?)
The stork's bill is a phallic symbol!! The bag represents the uterus!!


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My parents never told me exactly how reproduction occured (and believe me, both parties are fine with that!). However, they never told me some kind of asinine story like storks.

The only conversation I ever remember having on the subject was asking (at about the age of 4) whether it was the kidneys that produced kids.

Hey, it made sense...
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