Masturbation

OT: anything goes!

Moderator: Edi

Post Reply
User avatar
Vertigo1
Defender of the Night
Posts: 4720
Joined: 2002-08-12 12:47am
Location: Tennessee, USA
Contact:
Contact Vertigo1

Post by Vertigo1 »

Sobbastchianno wrote:I will NEVER be able to walk into a Krispy Kream again.
Just don't ask about the jelly-filled doughnut. ;)
"I once asked Rebecca to sing Happy Birthday to me during sex. That was funny, especially since I timed my thrusts to sync up with the words. And yes, it was my birthday." - Darth Wong

Leader of the SD.Net Gargoyle Clan | Spacebattles Firstone | Twitter
Top
User avatar
Xenophobe3691
Sith Marauder
Posts: 4334
Joined: 2002-07-24 08:55am
Location: University of Central Florida, Orlando, FL
Contact:
Contact Xenophobe3691

Post by Xenophobe3691 »

Wow...this thread's gone downhill in the time I've gone to Blue Springs and back...

And yes, I have plenty of porn vids of women ejaculating when they orgasm, it's more common than you think...
Dark Heresy: Dance Macabre - Imperial Psyker Magnus Arterra

BoTM
Proud Decepticon

Post 666 Made on Fri Jul 04, 2003 @ 12:48 pm
Post 1337 made on Fri Aug 22, 2003 @ 9:18 am
Post 1492 Made on Fri Aug 29, 2003 @ 5:16 pm

Hail Xeno: Lord of Calculus -- Ace Pace
Image
Top
User avatar
EmperorMing
Sith Devotee
Posts: 3432
Joined: 2002-09-09 05:08am
Location: The Lizard Lounge

Post by EmperorMing »

[quote="Vorlon1701"]Wow...this thread's gone downhill in the time I've gone to Blue Springs and back...

...quote]

SD.net, you will never find a more wretched hive of perversion and depravity... :twisted: :P
Image

DILLIGAF: Does It Look Like I Give A Fuck

Kill your God!
Top
User avatar
Darth Yoshi
Metroid
Posts: 7342
Joined: 2002-07-04 10:00pm
Location: Seattle
Contact:
Contact Darth Yoshi

Post by Darth Yoshi »

EmperorMing wrote:SD.net, you will never find a more wretched hive of perversion and depravity... :twisted: :P
Why else would you be here? For wholesome family entertainment? :lol:
Image
Fragment of the Lord of Nightmares, release thy heavenly retribution. Blade of cold, black nothingness: become my power, become my body. Together, let us walk the path of destruction and smash even the souls of the Gods! RAGNA BLADE!
Lore Monkey | the Pichu-master™
Secularism—since AD 80
Av: Elika; Prince of Persia
Top
User avatar
Demiurge
Rabid Monkey
Posts: 2067
Joined: 2002-08-29 02:27pm
Location: kittens

Post by Demiurge »

Darth Yoshi wrote:
EmperorMing wrote:SD.net, you will never find a more wretched hive of perversion and depravity... :twisted: :P
Why else would you be here? For wholesome family entertainment? :lol:
george lucas would be ashamed og all of you sickened and ashamed heh joke

excuse the lack of capitalization and puntuation im typing with one hand
delicious pies
Top
User avatar
UltraViolence83
Jedi Master
Posts: 1120
Joined: 2003-01-12 04:59pm
Location: Youngstown, Ohio, USA

Post by UltraViolence83 »

I started when I was about 4-5. When I was too young to even have sexual fantasies, I was into domination. I would tie myself up and I'd get horny over it. I was a FUCKED up little kid. 8)
...This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old...ultraviolence.
Top
User avatar
jenat-lai
Jedi Knight
Posts: 825
Joined: 2002-07-22 09:41pm
Location: Sydney, Australia
Contact:
Contact jenat-lai

Post by jenat-lai »

Oh I missed the bit about females ejaculating... :(

I know a girl who's claimed to me she does... just goes to show how wierd my relationship with her is... hmm... And no I'v never been sexually close to her... Pity :P
Top
User avatar
Einhander Sn0m4n
Insane Railgunner
Posts: 18630
Joined: 2002-10-01 05:51am
Location: Louisiana... or Dagobah. You know, where Yoda lives.

Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

UltraViolence83 wrote:I started when I was about 4-5. When I was too young to even have sexual fantasies, I was into domination. I would tie myself up and I'd get horny over it. I was a FUCKED up little kid. 8)
:wtf:
Image Image
Top
User avatar
Gandalf
SD.net White Wizard
Posts: 16368
Joined: 2002-09-16 11:13pm
Location: A video store in Australia

Post by Gandalf »

I've seen a woman ejaculate, I didn't know what to make of it. I now take it as a sign I did something right.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist

"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
Top
User avatar
EmperorMing
Sith Devotee
Posts: 3432
Joined: 2002-09-09 05:08am
Location: The Lizard Lounge

Post by EmperorMing »

Darth Yoshi wrote:
EmperorMing wrote:SD.net, you will never find a more wretched hive of perversion and depravity... :twisted: :P
Why else would you be here? For wholesome family entertainment? :lol:
Depends on what is considered as such... :twisted: :twisted: :P
Image

DILLIGAF: Does It Look Like I Give A Fuck

Kill your God!
Top
Post Reply

Return to “Off-Topic”