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Post by **Zaia** » 2003-07-25 01:36am

Yeah, don't mind the fact that it should really be fig leaves anyway, and not grape leaves. Unless the people who voted for the grape leaves don't really have much to hide.....

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-07-25 01:42am

Hey, getting back off-topic on-topic... what about that male harem idea?

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-07-25 01:48am

Zaia wrote:Yeah, don't mind the fact that it should really be fig leaves anyway, and not grape leaves. Unless the people who voted for the grape leaves don't really have much to hide.....

Actually, the grape vines that in my back yard have pretty big leaves, and could serve as cover for the male doodle in most cases. But you are right, fig leaves are classical shlong shields.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-07-25 01:51am

DPDarkPrimus wrote:Hey, getting back off-topic on-topic... what about that male harem idea?

Sorry to dissapoint, but when I conquer the world, it will be an all-female harem.

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-07-25 04:59am

Gil Hamilton wrote:
The Duchess of Zeon wrote: ...Who are all the people who have been answering grape leaves, anyway?
*sheepishly raises his hand*

Well, Gil, I know you're not a PETA member, and considering what Zaia said.. Why, Gil? Why? (Should I add "The world wonders"?)

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-07-25 05:34am

In My new world orders, all forms of female undergarments will be banned under tough new anti-clothing laws. To compensate every street corner will have an air freshener the size of a large Suv, the ugliest women will be "Swathed in the most opaque cloth availiable" from head to toe. And during that time of the month women will be forced to stay indoors until the troubled time has passed and gynecological stormtroopers enforcing the laws clear them for outdoor excursions.

Swimsuits however will not be banned because when women get sand in that special area its almost as bad as their period. And should they be having their periods whilst in the sand well. I think we've all seen what happens when you top a crumb cake with strawberry syrup then mix said concoction thoroughly. And swimsuits for ugly people will be invented, they will be regular swimsuits with instructions that read "first, lose fifty pounds and get big ass into a gym, repeat process until satisfied. and please put down the sandwich."

As Man King of the planet all women will be obligated to service me in some way shape or form, of course this can be done vicariously through my many underlings who will not only recieve a generous salary, but donate most of that salary back to me in order to keep their jobs.

Howie Mandel will be tried, and executed, for his lame bits on the jay Len show, one of which right now has offended me for being retarded. maybe he should get Bobby's World back on the air.

Discarded Bras will be converted into slingshots and sent to primitive planets just developing weapons of their own. Within one hundred years the nations of sai world will be competing in the arms race to see who can first build The "Dolly Parton" while underdeveloped nations fight with training bras.

Speaking of training bras, you cant train a woman to have tits, they grow to a certain extent, men look at them until they sag, then they just become problems, no training involved. I never wore a training jock to cradle my nuts and I dont plan to, besides, they wouldnt be able to get the horse to hold still long enough to mold a cup big enough.

Thus ends the gospel according to ME!

You ladies continue washing dishes and doing laundry for now, but when I wake up I am going to want some fucking breakfast!

PSYCH! Hahahaha!

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-07-25 09:56am

I can't stand thongs. They look like cheese wire for the arse. Also IMHO they don't look sexy.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-07-25 10:11am

Lord Pounder wrote:I can't stand thongs. They look like cheese wire for the arse. Also IMHO they don't look sexy.

You're thinking of G strings, there. And no, there's nothing sexy about a top triangle.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-07-25 07:28pm

Who was it on here that said panties weren't a requirement for the females?

I also thought they were, because they held the, uh, "triple layered protection with wings" in place...

Hm... I probably shouldn't ask, but it might be useful information for later...how do you deal with that when you go "have fun" with a guy? Assuming they go in the place I think they do...

Ugh, maybe I shoulda waited until I was done eating before thinking about this... *runs to bathroom*

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-07-25 08:13pm

The Duchess of Zeon wrote: Well, Gil, I know you're not a PETA member, and considering what Zaia said.. Why, Gil? Why? (Should I add "The world wonders"?)

-It's because I'm a follower of the Cult of Dionysis. What can I say? I found religion, one where worshiping my diety involves getting drunk, naked, and partying all night. The grape leaf underwear is just showing my piety.

-I am like a greek statue, an adonis if you will, it's only appropriate that I wear the traditional garb.

-I like the freedom and comfort that you can only get with large grape leaves.

Pick one.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-07-25 08:57pm

Wow, grape leaves is the vast majority of votes. Crazy shit mammajamma.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-07-25 10:50pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:

OMG Smilies having SEX!

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-07-25 10:52pm

RogueIce wrote:Who was it on here that said panties weren't a requirement for the females?

I also thought they were, because they held the, uh, "triple layered protection with wings" in place...

Hm... I probably shouldn't ask, but it might be useful information for later...how do you deal with that when you go "have fun" with a guy? Assuming they go in the place I think they do...

Ugh, maybe I shoulda waited until I was done eating before thinking about this... *runs to bathroom*

It's called a towel. Folded and placed underneath you so you don't stain the sheets.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-07-25 10:53pm

RogueIce wrote:Who was it on here that said panties weren't a requirement for the females?

I also thought they were, because they held the, uh, "triple layered protection with wings" in place...

Hm... I probably shouldn't ask, but it might be useful information for later...how do you deal with that when you go "have fun" with a guy? Assuming they go in the place I think they do...

Ugh, maybe I shoulda waited until I was done eating before thinking about this... *runs to bathroom*

It's called a towel. Folded and placed underneath you so you don't stain the sheets.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-07-25 11:43pm

RogueIce wrote:Who was it on here that said panties weren't a requirement for the females?

I also thought they were, because they held the, uh, "triple layered protection with wings" in place...

Hm... I probably shouldn't ask, but it might be useful information for later...how do you deal with that when you go "have fun" with a guy? Assuming they go in the place I think they do...

Ugh, maybe I shoulda waited until I was done eating before thinking about this... *runs to bathroom*

I think women usually abstain during that period...

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-07-26 01:26am

Howedar wrote:I think women usually abstain during that period...

Hmm, play on words much? Ba-doom-boom-crash.

Well, why are there phrases such as 'riding the crimson wave' and 'earning red wings' then? Not everyone abstains then, women and men included.

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2003-07-26 01:35am

Hmmm, yet another thread that our beloved Zaia should post a pic of herself in context and ontopic.......yet doesn't........

Tease.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-07-26 01:38am

Zaia wrote:
Howedar wrote:I think women usually abstain during that period...
Hmm, play on words much? Ba-doom-boom-crash.

Not intentional, actually.

Well, why are there phrases such as 'riding the crimson wave' and 'earning red wings' then? Not everyone abstains then, women and men included.

*fingers into ears* LALALALALALA!!

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-07-26 01:39am

Knife wrote:Hmmm, yet another thread that our beloved Zaia should post a pic of herself in context and ontopic.......yet doesn't........ Tease.

Indeed. I was really just waiting for you to ask, babe.

Howedar: LOL!

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2003-07-26 01:42am

Zaia wrote:
Knife wrote:Hmmm, yet another thread that our beloved Zaia should post a pic of herself in context and ontopic.......yet doesn't........ Tease.
Indeed. I was really just waiting for you to ask, babe.

Howedar: LOL!

..................................ASK.....................................

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-07-26 01:45am

Knife wrote:..................................ASK.....................................

Well, she IS posting pictures of Victoria's Secret models in skimpy garments...

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-07-26 01:57am

*waits for Zaia pic*

I wonder if you look like you did in my dream (see here)

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-07-26 02:00am

Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:*waits for Zaia pic*

I wonder if you look like you did in my dream (see <link>)

You had a dream with me in it?! Whoa, cool. What did I look like (since Knife hasn't asked me anything yet, and I don't have any pics of me in my unmentionables anyway)?

And my real name's Kristin, for future reference.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-07-26 02:09am

Zaia wrote:*snip*

Well, you were in black-and-white in the dream, and you looked kinda like the person in your avatar, but with a different face. You had blond hair and you smiled a lot. Oh, and you were wearing a purple dress. Actually, everyone was wearing purple in this part of the dream, so that doesn't count. (it was faded purple, to kinda fit in with the black-n-white thing, not like bright purple or anything)

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-07-26 02:18am

Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:*waits for Zaia pic*

I wonder if you look like you did in my dream (see here)

Here you go.

Any resemblance to Zaia in actuality is entirely coincidental.

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