I blame the board.

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2003-07-24 09:06pm

You guys are weak.

Found nothing disturbing about it.. Maybe because I can't think of anything right now

~Jason

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-07-24 09:25pm

Sometimes I feel sad that I never remember any of my dreams, but not now.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-07-24 09:41pm

I wish I could have a dream influenced by SD.net... a wet dream...

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-07-24 10:31pm

Enigma wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:Kill yourself. It's the only sure way to prevent relapse.

On second thought don't, just find some nice hot lesbain porn. Sexy lesbians make everything better.
Then he'll have dreams of clones of Janeway, all screwing each other and they'd invite him to join along...... And here's an idea for Tysroc. Next time you have a dream that you are going hot and heavy with Janeway, picture Wesley and Neelix joining you.

Don't forget to add the borg queen, jar jar binks and a few nail guns

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-07-24 10:38pm

I once had a dream about this board, I dreamt I got booted from the board for not posting, then Wong came to my house and kicked me.

I was confused as hell.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-07-24 10:40pm

Gandalf wrote:I once had a dream about this board, I dreamt I got booted from the board for not posting, then Wong came to my house and kicked me.

I was confused as hell.

You know what to do then,keep posting and Wong won`t kick you.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-07-24 10:43pm

Gandalf wrote:I once had a dream about this board, I dreamt I got booted from the board for not posting, then Wong came to my house and kicked me.

I was confused as hell.

THat's not right. You're not supposed to dream about this.

Maybe you're addicted. I was addicted to some chatrooms a while back and dreamt about them while i was asleep, and saw text moving up a screen when i closed my eyes. Similar thing with black and white when that first came out. Similar thing happened to some friends o' mine.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-07-24 10:48pm

Montcalm wrote:
Gandalf wrote:I once had a dream about this board, I dreamt I got booted from the board for not posting, then Wong came to my house and kicked me.

I was confused as hell.
You know what to do then,keep posting and Wong won`t kick you.

I'm trying. BTW where did the Garfield av go?, I rather liked it.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-07-24 10:55pm

Gandalf wrote:
Montcalm wrote:
Gandalf wrote:I once had a dream about this board, I dreamt I got booted from the board for not posting, then Wong came to my house and kicked me.

I was confused as hell.
You know what to do then,keep posting and Wong won`t kick you.
I'm trying. BTW where did the Garfield av go?, I rather liked it.

I`ll bring them back in a week,until then i`ll leave this one on.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-07-24 11:22pm

*raises eyebrow* *lowers eyebrow* *raises other eyebrow* You've got problems. The only solution, aside from killing yourself, is to overload your system with Janeway porn. That'll trigger a memory wipe, leaving you much happier.

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-07-24 11:30pm

I have had dreams about internet cyber web-boards in the past. Those were some sexy, sexy dreams.

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-07-25 05:51am

Bloody Hell!

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-07-25 10:56am

Ghost Rider wrote:And this is why I'm glad I have bad sleeping habits...go the bed late, wake up early...never remember last night.

Freaky, man....freeeeeeaky.

Actually, I general have difficulty sleeping so this was one of those rather light sleeping moments which is probably why the dream was so warped and woke me up.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-07-25 10:58am

Col. Crackpot wrote:so are you sure it was sex with Kate Mulgrew on your granmother's lawn and not sex with your grandmonther on Kate Mulgrew's lawn?

Stop it!

I know what you're trying to do. I know who to blame if I have that dream.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-07-25 11:00am

Durran Korr wrote:Jeebus Christ man, did you have to share?

It was everyone else's sharing that got me there so why not?

To tell you the truth, the really sick part about the dream was that she was almost hot.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-07-25 11:04am

jmac wrote:This is what happens when people touch themselves at night, you have much better dreams when someone else touches you.

I think you can change this to "when people touch themselves" period, because I sleep during the day. At least I try to.

Unless you're talking about other people touching themselves in which case they need to cut it out.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-07-25 11:05am

Tsyroc wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:Jeebus Christ man, did you have to share?

It was everyone else's sharing that got me there so why not?

To tell you the truth, the really sick part about the dream was that she was almost hot.

TMI...TMI!!!!

And yeah that sucks when you get some light sleep and the dream becomes vivid....and of course it's some odd thing that you can never explain.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-07-25 12:42pm

Gandalf wrote:I once had a dream about this board, I dreamt I got booted from the board for not posting, then Wong came to my house and kicked me.

I was confused as hell.

Do you think that might actually be what he does to people who don't post?

As for Tysroc, you must enter your dream, get off the lawn, and look for some hot chick.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-07-25 02:25pm

Tsyroc wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:Jeebus Christ man, did you have to share?

It was everyone else's sharing that got me there so why not?

To tell you the truth, the really sick part about the dream was that she was almost hot.

I'd seriously suggest killing yourself because you're a really sick man.

Better now than before you start masturbating to Janeway porn. And don't even think about posting that!

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-07-25 02:34pm

ok the next time you feel obligated to post such horrible things count to ten and punch yoursel fin the cock good and hard, preferably inducing vomiting.

Then toss your computer off the nearest skyscraper, or if you live in the styx, the nearest highway overpass.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-07-25 07:37pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:I wish I could have a dream influenced by SD.net... a wet dream...

That would probably involve Einy, kojikun, and a railgun.

Mine, on the other hand, involve Z...er, um, well, you know. Her and the blue Twi'lek chick.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-07-25 07:40pm

RogueIce wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:I wish I could have a dream influenced by SD.net... a wet dream...
That would probably involve Einy, kojikun, and a railgun.

Mine, on the other hand, involve Z...er, um, well, you know. Her and the blue Twi'lek chick.

I actually had a dream that involved Zaia. Everyone called her "Zaia" (I dunno your real name, so my dream couldn't have called her anything else), and she gave out advice on emotional stuff. It was just a small part of a huge dream (actually, number 3 in a series of connected dreams), and it was a kinda cool add-on.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-07-26 12:13am

RogueIce wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:I wish I could have a dream influenced by SD.net... a wet dream...
That would probably involve Einy, kojikun, and a railgun.

I'm not gay.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-07-26 03:19am

Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:I actually had a dream that involved Zaia. Everyone called her "Zaia" (I dunno your real name, so my dream couldn't have called her anything else),

You did? *chuckles* Fun stuff! It's Kristin, btw.

and she gave out advice on emotional stuff.

LOL--wow, are you sure you don't know me in real life, babe?

It was just a small part of a huge dream (actually, number 3 in a series of connected dreams), and it was a kinda cool add-on.

Hmm, interesting. Well, cool. I'm flattered. I think. Unless it was a weird, freaky thing, in which case...nope, I'm still flattered.

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-07-26 05:02am

Stormbringer wrote: I'd seriously suggest killing yourself because you're a really sick man. Better now than before you start masturbating to Janeway porn. And don't even think about posting that!

I've never understood what the problem with Janeway/Kate Mulgrew is. There's actually some decent erotica involving her (Janeway) on the 'net--granted, primarily of the f/f sort on feminist trek websites which I only occasionally browse and I doubt about 95% of the rest of the board even knows of the existance of, but still...

Anyway, I'm just saying (Phong can probably attest to this, being a professional fanfiction reader), there is much, much worse out there. Who can be disturbed by Janeway when you know of the existance of the Cthulhu porn archive? Sheesh, you guys are pansies, really...