Alyrium Denryle wrote:I see a rat in the cabin, and take this opportunity to feed my European Adder familiar. I take Hesphirath, and I release him near the rat. He hones in on it, strikes and holds, pumping cytotoxic venom into the rat... It dies in moments and he begins the swallowing process.
I sigh, check my bags, and stand up. "Shall we be on our way before more goblins arrive?"
Yes let us begin. Hesphirath s fed and will not need to eat again for a while, and the faster we get out of here the faster we will be safe.*pets snake lovingly*
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There is Grandeur in the View of Life; it fills me with a Deep Wonder, and Intense Cynicism.
Iceberg wrote:(Neophyte, if you could give me my XP and any items I find, I have to go to bed for class in the morning)
300 XP; two clubs, miscellaneous minor equipment. 6 GP. [I should've gone to bed too but Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory has confiscated designated sleep periods.]
I carefully slip into the chamber that they just walked out of, sword drawn.
"Carriers dispense fighters, which dispense assbeatings." - White Haven
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If only one rock and roll song echoes into tomorrow
There won't be anything to keep you from the distant morning glow.
I'm not a man. I just portrayed one for 15 years.
Let us be off then (Finding a horse and mounting it)
ISARMA: Daikaiju Coordinator: Just Add Radiation Justice League- Molly Hayes: Respect Hats or Freakin' Else! Browncoat Supernatural Taisen - "[This Story] is essentially "Wouldn't it be awesome if this happened?" Followed by explosions."
Reviewing movies is a lot like Paleontology: The Evidence is there...but no one seems to agree upon it.
"God! Are you so bored that you enjoy seeing us humans suffer?! Why can't you let this poor man live happily with his son! What kind of God are you, crushing us like ants?!" - Kyoami, Ran
A Big Flying Fish wrote:Rapidly, I hurry over to the area surrounding the cabin, but stop when I spot it about 300m off into the distance. Taking time to perform a look over check of the surrounding area, looking out for any remenant goblins. Meanwhile I draw my axe, ready for any surprises that may arise.
Look: 14+2=16
You spot a goblin, who had previously been cowering under an underhang. It sees you two, and somehow gets the notion that it stands a better chance fighting. The creature draws its battleaxe...
Init:
Goblin: 13
You: 18
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bad news guys I will be working till 4am for the forseaable future mon-fri so I wont be able to rp during the week
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Iceberg wrote:I carefully slip into the chamber that they just walked out of, sword drawn.
The ladder leads downward, into darkness. You hear nothing but a slight draft.
*climb down ladder, careful to minimize sound, reasoning that in these caverns, sound probably travels a VERY long way.*
"Carriers dispense fighters, which dispense assbeatings." - White Haven
| Hyperactive Gundam Pilot of MM | GALE | ASVS | Cleaners | Kibologist (beable) | DFB |
If only one rock and roll song echoes into tomorrow
There won't be anything to keep you from the distant morning glow.
I'm not a man. I just portrayed one for 15 years.
"Carriers dispense fighters, which dispense assbeatings." - White Haven
| Hyperactive Gundam Pilot of MM | GALE | ASVS | Cleaners | Kibologist (beable) | DFB |
If only one rock and roll song echoes into tomorrow
There won't be anything to keep you from the distant morning glow.
I'm not a man. I just portrayed one for 15 years.
And in other news, the dungeonmaster was discovered to be a victim of a violent goblin raid at his home on the Atlantic coast of Vinland. No body was found, and the authorities have assumed he is dead. A memorial service will be held by the family on Monday.
Next up: Live coverage of the ongoing Viking raids in Scotland, just after this commercial break!
Sorry, sorry, I'll get on this tonight. I had 5 hours of sleep over Thursday and Friday as well as class, my friends decided they wanted to play some WH40K at my house on Friday and today... oi. I shouldn't have any major annoyances until August 25th (school... *shudder*) so I should be around more.
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1337 posts as of 16:34 GMT-7 June 2nd, 2003
"'He or she' is an agenderphobic microaggression, Sharon. You are a bigot." ― Randy Marsh
A Big Flying Fish wrote:I charge towards the goblin, swinging my axe down onto its skull.
Hit: 14+4=18
Wound: 4+4=8
You swing at the goblin and hit!
Your vicious attack hits the goblin for (8) damage!
The goblin dies!
You are awarded 75 XP!
It has 56sp, a short sword, and a buckler. Any and all contradictions from any earlier post concerning this goblin's equipment do not exist. And they never did. But there aren't any. So its not a problem.
[DM is tired]
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1337 posts as of 16:34 GMT-7 June 2nd, 2003
"'He or she' is an agenderphobic microaggression, Sharon. You are a bigot." ― Randy Marsh
I collect up all the goblins belongings, pocket the 56sp, and put the buckler into my backpack. then procede to the cabin entrance, and burst through the door, axe at the ready.
[OOC] sleep is your friend, use it.
Brotherhood of the Bear Monkey Clonemaster , Anti Care Bears League,
Bureaucrat and BOFH of the HAB,
Skunk Works director of the Mecha Maniacs,
Black Mage,
I roll
19+4 = 23 to move silently down the ladder.
"Carriers dispense fighters, which dispense assbeatings." - White Haven
| Hyperactive Gundam Pilot of MM | GALE | ASVS | Cleaners | Kibologist (beable) | DFB |
If only one rock and roll song echoes into tomorrow
There won't be anything to keep you from the distant morning glow.
I'm not a man. I just portrayed one for 15 years.
A Big Flying Fish wrote:I collect up all the goblins belongings, pocket the 56sp, and put the buckler into my backpack. then procede to the cabin entrance, and burst through the door, axe at the ready.
[OOC] sleep is your friend, use it.
You storm into the cabin, but all you find are a bunch of goblin corpses and overturned furniture. The battle looks recent.
Agitated asshole | (Ex)40K Nut | Metalhead The vision never dies; life's a never-ending wheel
1337 posts as of 16:34 GMT-7 June 2nd, 2003
"'He or she' is an agenderphobic microaggression, Sharon. You are a bigot." ― Randy Marsh