Happy 18th fucking birthday to me!

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Happy 18th fucking birthday to me!

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Oooooh yeah! In a few short hours it shall be July 25th, and I shall be 18 years old! :twisted:

Therefore, I need to do these things:

1) Put in an application to BotM
2) Register to vote
3) Sign up on the draft
4) Get me some porn
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Happy Birthday, Dido!!

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Happy B-Day!

And remember it's BoTM, porn, register...then sign up.
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Joyeux Anniversaire SombrePrimus 8)
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Tanjoubi omedetou Didokun.
DPDarkPrimus wrote:1) Put in an application to BotM
Why'd you wait so long?
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Happy B-day man
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Happy Birthday DP.

You owe it to all of us to go get smashed.
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Happy Birthday.




Now it's time for the "long walk through the desert and the beating of a swollen ass" ritual
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Gandalf wrote:Happy Birthday DP.

You owe it to all of us to go get smashed.
It's 21 for drinks here in the opressive US of A. Image


EDIT: I can't see the BotM forum... you've got half an hour, then I can see it. No later! :P
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Gandalf wrote:Happy Birthday DP.

You owe it to all of us to go get smashed.
It's 21 for drinks here in the opressive US of A. Image


EDIT: I can't see the BotM forum... you've got half an hour, then I can see it. No later! :P
Well you can always come to Australia, the age is 18, and even if you're younger no-one really cares.
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Congrats. You're old. <=====11 months 1 week from same fate.
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Happy 18th birthday! I still have (Checks watch) 2 years, 4 months, 20 days, 11 hours, and 30 minutes.
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Gandalf wrote: Well you can always come to Australia, the age is 18, and even if you're younger no-one really cares.
Tell you what: Buy me a plane ticket, and I'll buy you a couple of free rounds. :P
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Gandalf wrote: Well you can always come to Australia, the age is 18, and even if you're younger no-one really cares.
Tell you what: Buy me a plane ticket, and I'll buy you a couple of free rounds. :P
Fly in cargo and you're on.
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Good luck on the Brotherhood of the Monkey. I put myself up for it weeks ago and I still haven't heard anything about it, or even if I'm rejected for membership.

But congrats on your 18th birthday. For the next three years, it will feel like you aren't aging until you turn 21.
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:Oooooh yeah! In a few short hours it shall be July 25th, and I shall be 18 years old! :twisted:

Therefore, I need to do these things:

1) Put in an application to BotM
2) Register to vote
3) Sign up on the draft
4) Get me some porn
Happy Birthday!

If you lived in the UK, you could add buy and drink alcohol to that list! :D
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Bah, I just turned 23 on the 23rd and you didn't see me creating a thread about it did you? :P
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Rargh! DP want his BotM! Or else DP get ANGRY!
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Haha, I'm a couple days older then you.
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Happy 18th fucking birthday to you!
Happy 18th fucking birthday to you!
Happy 18th fucking BIRTH-day DP Dark Primus....
Happy 18th fucking birthday to you!

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Feliz Cumpleaños Dippy Dippy :twisted:
I remember back when I turned 18, a candy bar cost 60cents, a pizza cost $10. Yup, that was so long ago, all of 6 days.
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SyntaxVorlon wrote:I remember back when I turned 18, a candy bar cost 60cents, a pizza cost $10. Yup, that was so long ago, all of 6 days.
This comment makes me feel really old,i remember when a candy bar cost 10 cents. :(
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happy happy birthday...(buh buh buh buh)
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:Therefore, I need to do these things:

1) Put in an application to BotM
2) Register to vote
3) Sign up on the draft
4) Get me some porn
I think #4 should be at the top of the list not the bottom. Oh yea, Happy Birthday.
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TheFeniX wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:Therefore, I need to do these things:

1) Put in an application to BotM
2) Register to vote
3) Sign up on the draft
4) Get me some porn
I think #4 should be at the top of the list not the bottom. Oh yea, Happy Birthday.
If half the things I hear about BotM are true, it can remain at #4. :P
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