Really Weird TOS fanfic I found

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2003-07-24 10:19pm

http://www.moonie.ca/uglyduck/ST4.html

Its based on Star Trek IV, and can be summed up as Kirk and his officers vs the Sailor Scouts, from Sailor Moon. Its well deserving of a Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-07-24 10:25pm

* Plasters the site with 10,0000 C.B.B.B.'s *

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-07-25 12:52pm

Eww, script format. I read a few others by a different author, involving TOS, then later TNG, DS9 and (I think) VOY. The DS9 one is a bit dark, involving survivors from an alternate reality with the Dark Kingdom won.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2003-07-25 01:24pm

The premise alone is horrifying enough....

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2003-07-25 01:36pm

There's no such thing as a tactical nuclear submarine, assholes.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2003-07-25 03:50pm

Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:There's no such thing as a tactical nuclear submarine, assholes.

Oh, shuish, GAT. It's all done in good humour. I mean, look at the ending message:

CAPTION: "Sailor Moon Says"

MONTAGE: BATTLE SCENES FROM THIS STORY - PRESENT

USAGI (voice): Many people want to undo their past mistakes, but time travel just makes everything worse. I mean, just look at all of the terrible movies, "Voyager" episodes, and absolutely horrible fan fiction that show how bad time travel is. Take it from me -- after all, I got stuck with my obnoxious daughter from the future. The worst part is I can't imagine why I will still send her back in time! Look to the future; stick to the present -- Sailor Moon Says! (giggle)

LUNA (voice): You say that now, Usagi, but in nine-hundred years, sending Chibiusa back in time will seem like a VERY good idea.

THE END