What's the worst movie you've ever saw?

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-07-25 09:17pm

aerius wrote:"Deep Impact" Fucking movie put me to sleep, it went on and on and on, no humor, no nudity, no hot chicks, no action, no suspense, nothing. Couldn't wait for the fucking asteroid to smash into earth and end the damn 3 hour long movie. I've managed to erase the movie from my memories, 3 hours of my life I'll never have back again.

I liked it at least they did not sent oil drillers to blow-up the "comet" not asteroid.

And why would you want to look at a hot chick in a movie when you have one with you.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-07-25 09:23pm

Montcalm wrote:I liked it at least they did not sent oil drillers to blow-up the "comet" not asteroid.

And why would you want to look at a hot chick in a movie when you have one with you.

Like I said, I've wiped the movie from my memories. At least "Armegeddon" had some action in it and Liv Tyler making out with some guy in bed. As for the second part, this was many years ago and I did not have a GF back then.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-07-25 09:26pm

aerius wrote:
Montcalm wrote:I liked it at least they did not sent oil drillers to blow-up the "comet" not asteroid.

And why would you want to look at a hot chick in a movie when you have one with you.
Like I said, I've wiped the movie from my memories. At least "Armegeddon" had some action in it and Liv Tyler making out with some guy in bed. As for the second part, this was many years ago and I did not have a GF back then.

LT and BA were in bed but did you see them pumping.....no.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-07-25 09:26pm

Dalton wrote:For me, Battlefield Earth takes this one easily. Every single shot in the movie was at an angle. Every. Single. Shot.

I seem to remember them shooting it that way because of a camera trick to make the aliens looks taller than the humans.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-07-25 09:28pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:
Dalton wrote:For me, Battlefield Earth takes this one easily. Every single shot in the movie was at an angle. Every. Single. Shot.
I seem to remember them shooting it that way because of a camera trick to make the aliens looks taller than the humans.

Saw the movie and i noticed Travolta and company were on stilt.

RadiO · Post by **RadiO** » 2003-07-25 09:44pm

Pearl Harbor. Three hours of my life I'm never getting back.
They go to New York and Ben Affleck gets on a train... to go to England.

I'm sure there's an explanation for that, but I don't really care because it was the one entertaining thing in the movie.

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-07-25 09:47pm

RadiO wrote:Pearl Harbor. Three hours of my life I'm never getting back.
They go to New York and Ben Affleck gets on a train... to go to England.
I'm sure there's an explanation for that, but I don't really care because it was the one entertaining thing in the movie.

What about the explosions? Were they not entertaining?

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-07-25 09:54pm

The worst movie I've ever seen is Grease. I don't understand the appeal of this fucking movie, it's so damn stupid.

RadiO · Post by **RadiO** » 2003-07-25 09:57pm

Demiurge wrote: What about the explosions? Were they not entertaining?

Well, yeah, but I could never quite stop my hands clenching every time those fucking exploding Spruances appeared.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-07-25 10:09pm

Durran Korr wrote:The worst movie I've ever seen is Grease. I don't understand the appeal of this fucking movie, it's so damn stupid.

Its a musical,its entertaining.....and what the hell am i saying.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-07-25 10:30pm

Darth Wong wrote:Leviathan. Generic horror movie until the end, which was the most awful tacked-on ending for a horror movie that I've ever seen.

I got you beat.

Battlefield Earth!

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-07-25 10:39pm

Demiurge wrote:What about the explosions? Were they not entertaining?

Pearl Harbor gets my vote, as well. I cannot sit through the entire thing. It hurts. The bad accents, the Marvel superhero survivals, the wrong paintjobs!

And no, the explosions were not entertaining. A couple hundred gallons of diesel going boom on a modern destroyer's forecastle does not entertain me. Not when you can see how much better the job was done on Tora! Tora! Tora!.

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2003-07-25 10:43pm

Raxmei wrote:Didn't you post this exact same topic months ago?

Anyway, I haven't seen that movie. Poorly executed horror, is it?

I do not remember. I tried doing a search to see if this thread was done before but I didn't want to go through 288 posts.

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2003-07-25 10:45pm

thecreech wrote:I have never seen it but i will take your word for it. Look like garbage from the previews Im glad it was your $9 and not mine

$13 CAD. What a waste of good money.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-07-25 10:46pm

Bleh, I still say the movie that begin with "T" and end in "itanic". [size=0](cookie to who gets that reference)[/size]

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-07-25 10:49pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Bleh, I still say the movie that begin with "T" and end in "itanic". [size=0](cookie to who gets that reference)[/size]

Come on you liked the scene where Dicrapio freeze to death.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-07-25 11:06pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Bleh, I still say the movie that begin with "T" and end in "itanic". (cookie to who gets that reference)

I seem to remember something from the simpsons....

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-07-25 11:09pm

Notice how Brukheimer is responsible for some of the most hated films of all time?

Titanic?

Armageddon?

Pearl Harbor?

Also, there was an episode of CSI where the killer was a diabetic in a constant state of ketoacidosis. The main character asked what a doctor would prescribe for it, and the response was Novalin insulin.

A)Ketoacidosis is deadly serious shit. And I mean deadly, I was a few hours from a fatal blood PH level a few years ago with it. You are sick, sick, sick when you get that bad off. You don't drink champagne and kill people!

B) Novalin is a generic brand of insulin, not a specific type. Types of insulin are R, NPH, etc.
One episode had them taking a cast of a knife from a wound in a corpse for gawd's sake!

Yuri Prime · Post by **Yuri Prime** » 2003-07-25 11:20pm

Frogs was terrible.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-07-25 11:35pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Bleh, I still say the movie that begin with "T" and end in "itanic". [size=0](cookie to who gets that reference)[/size]

Hey, you gotta love it for two things:

1. Decrapio DIES!
2. It gave us Tie-Tanic.

Hethrir · Post by **Hethrir** » 2003-07-26 12:09am

'Ghost in the Machine' was by far the worst movie i ever saw. As much as it's just a movie and you're not meant to pick, how in all earth can a ghost not only travel into a computer, but then control household appliances!? Too out there whacked silly for me.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-07-26 12:14am

"Baby Geniuses".

So many fallacies and impossibilites in it, I was literally banging my head against the wall in anger (freaking out my friends, I might add).

And now I hear, they have finished making a sequel to it.

THERE IS NO GOD. THAT IS CONCLUSIVE PROOF.

Dark Hellion · Post by **Dark Hellion** » 2003-07-26 12:31am

Again, Nukie blows them all outta the water. Need I mention again that I could feel my brain trying to rip outta my skull.
Go to a movie store, and rent it. It almost made me cry, it was that bad.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-07-26 01:07am

Gil Hamilton wrote:
Dalton wrote:For me, Battlefield Earth takes this one easily. Every single shot in the movie was at an angle. Every. Single. Shot.
I seem to remember them shooting it that way because of a camera trick to make the aliens looks taller than the humans.

...

AND?!

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-07-26 01:11am

Dalton wrote:
Gil Hamilton wrote:
Dalton wrote:For me, Battlefield Earth takes this one easily. Every single shot in the movie was at an angle. Every. Single. Shot.
I seem to remember them shooting it that way because of a camera trick to make the aliens looks taller than the humans.
...

AND?!

Dalton, maybe it's just your avatar, but you seem angry.

Gil just told you why he thinks the shots were like that, I don't think there's anything else to say.