It said that the president was "like God in heaven" who has "all power over men and things".
"He can decide to kill without anyone calling him to account and without going to hell because it is God himself, with whom he is in permanent contact, and who gives him this strength," a presidential aide announced on the show.
The radio show, which claims to "inform and mobilise the masses on issues of national interest", has warned against any attempt to disrupt the peace and order which, it said, had reigned since President Obiang, 61, took power in a coup 23 years ago.
That's the wrong way to tickle Mary, that's the wrong way to kiss!
Don't you know that, over here lad, they like it best like this!
Hooray, pour les français! Farewell, Angleterre!
We didn't know how to tickle Mary, but we learnt how, over there!
HemlockGrey wrote:I'm thinking we should test this claim. Break out the MOABs.
You should know not to test God! Oh wait...
"Man's unfailing capacity to believe what he prefers to be true rather than what the evidence shows to be likely and possible has always astounded me...God has not been proven not to exist, therefore he must exist." -- Academician Prokhor Zakharov
"Hal grabs life by the balls and doesn't let you do that [to] hal."
"I hereby declare myself master of the known world."
So in that country the term anarchist is synonymous with atheist?
Hmmmmm.....
*Dials secret white house telephone number*
hey W.? YEah its me. Listen I got some good news for you. theres a tiny african nation where the president has just been declared god. Yess sir I know you dont give a shit but your supporters in the christian right are probably mad, rmeember 2004 is right around the corner. Besides, ummmmm well... umm..,. Well you know they have oil! well im not sure but you can just go ahead and blame faulty intelligence afterwards if you want. Oh! And they're colored too so its ok to bomb them by post WWII standards. Yes, Equatorial Guinea, no I don't think thats reffering to an Italian person's waist. Ok Dubya, hey good luck with that whole Liberia thing, I'll call you later when I have more information on those Canadian Nukes. bye bye then
"If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little." -George Carlin (1937-2008)
"Have some of you Americans actually seen Football? Of course there are 0-0 draws but that doesn't make them any less exciting." -Dr Roberts, with quite possibly the dumbest thing ever said in 10 years of SDNet.
I'm studying for the CPA exam. Have a nice summer, and if you're down just sit back and realize that Joe is off somewhere, doing much worse than you are.
The Duchess of Zeon wrote:If HAB overthrows him would this prove that Iron Chariots can defeat God?
to heck with the HAB go over there and overthrow him yourself, then we'd finally get to see what Themyscira would be like in real life.
"If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little." -George Carlin (1937-2008)
"Have some of you Americans actually seen Football? Of course there are 0-0 draws but that doesn't make them any less exciting." -Dr Roberts, with quite possibly the dumbest thing ever said in 10 years of SDNet.
I love this guy! I hereby denounce atheism, and submit myself to His Majesty Teodoro Obiang Nguema.
And you may ask yourself, 'Where does that highway go to?'
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"If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little." -George Carlin (1937-2008)
"Have some of you Americans actually seen Football? Of course there are 0-0 draws but that doesn't make them any less exciting." -Dr Roberts, with quite possibly the dumbest thing ever said in 10 years of SDNet.
Satan doesn't exist, silly man. Why would our LORD create such a foul beast? No, it is our impure minds which have conjured that demon.
President Nguema, our LORD GOD, is benevolent.
And you may ask yourself, 'Where does that highway go to?'
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:If this guy's God, then how come he's only leading some small third-world nation? Why doesn't he take over Africa and cure AIDS to prove it?
Only Yog-Sothoth knows....
"Hi there, would you like to have a cookie?"
"No, actually I would HATE to have a cookie, you vapid waste of inedible flesh!"
I prefer the various Presidents for Life. One Nigerian President for Life was "so loved by the people" he has won the election with 105% of the vote.
The Duchess of Zeon wrote:If HAB overthrows him would this prove that Iron Chariots can defeat God?
I doubt we'd need Iron Chariots to beat this particular hellhole.
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
I wonder how come dictators never declare themselves Satan...
"The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles."
Sea Skimmer wrote:I prefer the various Presidents for Life. One Nigerian President for Life was "so loved by the people" he has won the election with 105% of the vote.
There needs to be an incredulous smiley, like with squiggly eyebrows. And one eye kinda squinty. Anyway, how is it even possible to win 105% of the vote?
Sea Skimmer wrote:I prefer the various Presidents for Life. One Nigerian President for Life was "so loved by the people" he has won the election with 105% of the vote.
There needs to be an incredulous smiley, like with squiggly eyebrows. And one eye kinda squinty. Anyway, how is it even possible to win 105% of the vote?
Just as possible as killing 115% of the Viet Cong and NVA in the Tet Offensive.
Sriad wrote:
There needs to be an incredulous smiley, like with squiggly eyebrows. And one eye kinda squinty. Anyway, how is it even possible to win 105% of the vote?
Its West Africa, numbers need not tally when it comes to the greatness of the President.
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
with squiggly eyebrows. And one eye kinda squinty. Anyway, how is it even possible to win 105% of the vote?
