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Darth Garden Gnome wrote: Vympel: Commie
I thought Ando was the commie?
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Montcalm wrote:
Rye wrote:Montcalm - Has good porn on avatar occasionally, seems cool
New avatar you like it. :mrgreen:
Great stuff 8) now post the big one in a+p!
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Hrm......the only thing that springs to my mind
now is:

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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Illuminatus Primus: EU Fanboy :P
You had best watch yourself, Gnome.
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Illuminatus Primus wrote: You had best watch yourself, Gnome.
*hands IP a blow torch*

"Burn the gnome!"
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MKSheppard wrote:
Illuminatus Primus wrote: You had best watch yourself, Gnome.
*hands IP a blow torch*

"Burn the gnome!"
It will fail. We simply DON'T BURN.
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Rye wrote: It will fail. We simply DON'T BURN.
You are made out of plastic, are you not?

Plastic burns with a nice oily flame :twisted:
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MKSheppard wrote:
Rye wrote: It will fail. We simply DON'T BURN.
You are made out of plastic, are you not?

Plastic burns with a nice oily flame :twisted:
Personally, i'm a bioarmoured orange/porcelain synthesis thing. Not a whole lot of gnomes are made from plastic. :?
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Rye wrote:
MKSheppard wrote:
Rye wrote: It will fail. We simply DON'T BURN.
You are made out of plastic, are you not?

Plastic burns with a nice oily flame :twisted:
Personally, i'm a bioarmoured orange/porcelain synthesis thing. Not a whole lot of gnomes are made from plastic. :?
Porcelain can still be smashed. :wink:
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Montcalm wrote:
Rye wrote:
MKSheppard wrote: You are made out of plastic, are you not?

Plastic burns with a nice oily flame :twisted:
Personally, i'm a bioarmoured orange/porcelain synthesis thing. Not a whole lot of gnomes are made from plastic. :?
Porcelain can still be smashed. :wink:
And the bioarmour heals it, wankfest vorlon stylée stolen from wolverine kinda thing. 8)
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RougeIce - talkative
DGG - Sister!
Talen - Atheist
Primus - EU
Zaia - can't spell my name :P (Mitth...'s thread, eh?)
Rye - FOOD! (or just oranges, you pick)
Wong - SDnet (bleh, not a word, but it was all I could think of...)

that's all for now, maybe I will think up a few more when I'm more awake.
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jmac: perky
Zaia: cute
Kelly: wise
DGG: short
Shep: Heston
ando: liberal
Duchess: wordy
Don't hate; appreciate!

RIP Eddie.
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Zaia: Perfect, Kind, Nice, Tolerant ( :wink: )
DGG: Funny, Crazy, Leader (I stopped with your sister! Geez! Kill the others!)
Mitth: Hard to Spell, crazy
Fanboy, Shep, half the rest of SDNet: Gnome Haters
Dalton: All around cool and patient
DW: Hilarious, smart
Ein: Psycho
jmac: Instigator
aerius: night touchy ( :wink: )
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Stavro: Man who gives great pleasure

from Starcrossed, you sick bastards, from Starcrossed

Zaia: Flirt - as far as I can tell. Something about breasts. Not sure.
Dalton: A faint whiff of Monty Python.
Valdemar: From my Uni, wheee!

Will add a few more later - have to go for dinner right now...
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Ah, the joys of being unknown...

Everybody else: Pervs. Complete and utter pervs.
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Dalton: Donut
Marina: Ottoman
Shep: AR-15
Anders: Red
Pablo: Burro
Durandal: Mirror
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RogueIce wrote:aerius: night touchy ( :wink: )
Yup, I touch my GF at night, and she touches me, and then good things happen.

jmac - warm & snuggly
MkSheppard - kick ass and damn them all to hell
Rob Wilson - You're my hero! I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy! :D
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aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me. :)
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either. :P
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darthdavid:offended because no one thought to mention him
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:jmac: Cute and normal
Cute yes, but definitely not normal. No one here is normal, no one!
Andrew J. wrote:jmac: perky
Yup, she's got perky nipples. :D
RogueIce wrote:jmac: Instigator
Ya think? She's crazy I tell you, but in a good way. You're lucky you don't have her getting all violent and hitting you for fun every day. You have no idea what I have to put up with. :mrgreen:
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It's because you touch yourself at night. :P
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Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either. :P
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aerius: masturbation
jmac: aerius
darthdavid: who the hell is he? :P
GAT: I st341z h15 N4M3 L0Lz!!!!!!11111
Zaia: really cares
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aerius wrote:
Andrew J. wrote:jmac: perky
Yup, she's got perky nipples. :D
You know, I was seriously considering putting an addendum there to clarify that that was not what I meant, but I was too lazy.

And can no one spare a word for the poor resident cannibal? :wink:
Don't hate; appreciate!

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Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote: darthdavid: who the hell is he? :P
You do realise that i've been here longer than you don't you? :P
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Zaia-Attention Grabber.

Darth Wong-Invincible.

MKSheppard-Not As Bad As He's Made Out To Be.

Darth Fanboy-Funny As Fuck.

Dalton-Levelheaded

Slartibartfast-Most Under-Rated

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These are the first words that came to mind...

Mr. Wong: master
Mr. MKSheppard: guns
Mr. Sn0m4n: quaker
Ms. Zaia: umm...
Mr. Garden Gnome: gnomish
Mr. David: monkey lord
Mr. Dalton: fuq
Mr. Kojikun: surprising
Mr. Demiurge: omg the kittens!
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MK Sheppard: In need of hormone control.... ;)
Dalton: Funny, yet evil man. :D
Wong: Reminds me of the abominable snowman from looney tunes. Freakin' huge, able to intimidate....yet a big softie on the inside. :P (Ohh, I know I'm gonna get it for that one! :lol: )
Connor: Off the frelling richter scale half the time. :D
Zaia: HOT! 8)
Einy: There is no measurement to show how insane this man is..... ;)
Superman: Faster than a speeding steak, and stronger than pink foam! :lol:
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