What's the worst movie you've ever saw?

[Dalton]

But...but...he didn't curse the movie! In fact, he seemed to be looking for a bright point!

DAMN YOU TO HELL GIL!!

Hey, man, I never said I liked the movie, though I did have a good time laughing at it with my friends. I'm just saying that I heard they shot all those angled shots to try and make the Psychlos look taller than they were.

Meh, I wasn't being serious.

It was still pretty stupid.

I'm suprised no one has said Bowling for Columbine yet as the worst movie ever.

Never seen it.

[Lord Pounder]

The Hole.

The title says it all. The plot was fished out of a rotten corspes arse. Some bratty kids get stuck in an old bomb shelter. Some of them die. It's only redeeming feature was Thora Birtch. I went to see it when i was living in Dublin with my g/f of the time. I'll not spoil it but when the credits rolled we sat there for 5 minutes wondering where the end of the fucking movie was. Jeepers Creepers was another no brainer ending. Directors are trying to be so smart with the endings these days they become dumb.

[Utsanomiko]

But...but...he didn't curse the movie! In fact, he seemed to be looking for a bright point!

DAMN YOU TO HELL GIL!!

Hey, man, I never said I liked the movie, though I did have a good time laughing at it with my friends. I'm just saying that I heard they shot all those angled shots to try and make the Psychlos look taller than they were.

You're thinking of low-angle shots (when the camera is at a low height and tilted up), which is used for all kinds of shots, including making stuff look bigger or more menacing.

Battlefield Earth used what are known as "dutch angles", which is the camera being tilted to the left or right side (the same movement as tilting your neck to one shoulder), and not just for the Psychlos, but for every damn shot. I got a stiff neck watching 20 minutes of it once, from trying to adjust my head for the inappropriately tilted images.

[SeebianWurm]

Found a review for Prince of Space. I truly recommend seeing the MST3K episode about it; it's the best one by them. The movie by itself is absolutely horrendous.

The Prince of Space

[Dorsk 81]

Being the avid film fan that I am, my list of worst films is nearly as long as my list of good films. I'll try and keep it short though: Both Harry Potter films-they degraded the books, Spiderman-I may be a big fan of Sam Rami, but the Green Goblin looked shite, The Lost World-it degraded a great novel and had a poor story line that had nothing to do with the novel, Darkness Falls-it's just another cheap teen horror film, The Phantom Menace-3 words: Jar Jar Binks and finaly Planet Of The Apes-I may be a big Tim Burton fan but his version of PotA seemed to affected by Hollywood.

[HemlockGrey]

Bowling for Columbine isn't a movie, it's a hitherto undiscovered form of alien life, which has evidently settled on our planet, possibly due to a great fondness for Hostess Twinkies.

...no, wait, that's Michael Moore. Bowling is a movie, it's just not a very good one.



Grease was the worst movie I've ever seen(the girl looks like shit in the end, and I basically wanted each of the characters to be arrested), followed closely by Edward Scissorhands.

[Utsanomiko]

Found a review for Prince of Space. I truly recommend seeing the MST3K episode about it; it's the best one by them. The movie by itself is absolutely horrendous.

The Prince of Space

According to the creative minds behind MST3K, the worst 'movie' they have ever done is Monster A Go Go. I've seen it, it's awful. It's so jumbled it barely qualifies as a film.

[Rye]

I think i ought to add, that i gave XTRO 2 to Troy at one point.

[SeebianWurm]

Found a review for Prince of Space. I truly recommend seeing the MST3K episode about it; it's the best one by them. The movie by itself is absolutely horrendous.

The Prince of Space

According to the creative minds behind MST3K, the worst 'movie' they have ever done is Monster A Go Go. I've seen it, it's awful. It's so jumbled it barely qualifies as a film.

I haven't seen that one.

[Solid Snake]

The Prince of Space. Unbelievably bad 50's japanese SF movie.

*Extends RC car remote antenna*

Your weapons cannot hurt me! When it's MST3K'd it's a lot easier to sit through.

But the worst movie i've ever seen?

"The Item" EHsdgJBDG;JKSSDHVF SF,ASG C,SBNXC.jkdbvgf,sdbv,nmxcbvh/!!!! SO TERRIBLE! MAKE THE PAIN OF SEEING A GIANT MAGGOT WITH EYE PATCHES FUCKING A CHICK AT THE END STOP!!!!

*Ahem* Yessir, the Item is purty bad.

[Gandalf]

The worst movie I ever saw was "Chicken Park", I actually gave up on it 20 minutes in to it, it was that bad.

[Vertigo1]

Master of Disguise

awful awful awful

Agreed! Dana Carvey should've stuck to the Churchlady SNL skits.

[Gandalf]

Master of Disguise

awful awful awful

Agreed! Dana Carvey should've stuck to the Churchlady SNL skits.

I rather liked it. It was that lame it was good.

[PrinceofLowLight]

Eh? I remember reading that the MST3K gang thought their worst movie was Manos: Hands of Fate.

[The Yosemite Bear]

Mind you, if it involves a lot of people getting killed, cheesy Martial Arts, flying Guiliteens, etc.

I am SO THERE!!!

hmm, Two Crippled Heroes(Ok, your my enemy so I'll destroy your arms, hmm your my lackee so I'll destroy your legs, you two would never dream of going against me...), The Jungle Book(Indian/Hong Kong Production with Thuggee, Rape, and Wire Fu), Heels of Death! (I didn't know tap dancing cleats were leathal weapons...)

[Peregrin Toker]

Found a review for Prince of Space. I truly recommend seeing the MST3K episode about it; it's the best one by them. The movie by itself is absolutely horrendous.

The Prince of Space

According to the creative minds behind MST3K, the worst 'movie' they have ever done is Monster A Go Go. I've seen it, it's awful. It's so jumbled it barely qualifies as a film.

Wasn't "Monster A-Go-Go" patched together from other movies with very little original footage??

[Utsanomiko]

Eh? I remember reading that the MST3K gang thought their worst movie was Manos: Hands of Fate.

Not true. In The Amazing Colossal Episode Guide, Monster A Go-Go is stated to be officially the worst. Manos was the film they measured all other films by, Monster A Go-Go was a worse 'thing' they did. It wasn't even about anything; it was made up of extra footage tacked onto an incomplete movie. The guy who made it only put it together just so he had 'something' to double-bill with his film Moonshine Mountain.

"There was no monster".

[Dorsk 81]

The Hole.

The title says it all. The plot was fished out of a rotten corspes arse. Some bratty kids get stuck in an old bomb shelter. Some of them die. It's only redeeming feature was Thora Birtch. I went to see it when i was living in Dublin with my g/f of the time. I'll not spoil it but when the credits rolled we sat there for 5 minutes wondering where the end of the fucking movie was. Jeepers Creepers was another no brainer ending. Directors are trying to be so smart with the endings these days they become dumb.

I didn't think it was that bad.
When I saw the trailers for it I thought it was guna be some crappy ghost story.
I'll say this about it though, it was the best film about 4 kids stuck in a bomb shelter I have ever seen.

[Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi]

I'll also have to say "Jurassic Park III". It seemed like a final attempt to cash in on the franchise to me. And "Planet of the Apes" wasn't that bad IMO, but the ending made no sense. I'm sure the people who made the movies don't understand it.

[Damaramu]

Some of the worst for me:

The Smokers- cutie Dominque Swain couldn't even save this for me.

Rocky Horror Picture Show- I know it's supposed to be bad....but I just couldn't get into it.

Meet The Feebles- got a headache trying to watch this one.

Kids- I thought this film was garbage.

[Gambler]

For me, Battlefield Earth takes this one easily. Every single shot in the movie was at an angle. Every. Single. Shot.

I had heard this movie was realy bad so I decided to see it by myself. After the first 5 minutes I said to myself "this film doesn't look so bad why have I heard everyone complaining about it?". omg, I shouldn't have asked, it got worse and worse every minute. At the end of the movie, when the Harriers apear I was laughing only because I didn't want to cry. The image of those neandertals flying those plains was simply to surreal. (not to mention the explosion at the end, it made me fall of my chair)

The worst movie I've ever seen is Grease. I don't understand the appeal of this fucking movie, it's so damn stupid.

Hahaha, yes it is, but I think there is one that is even worse, think about Dirty dancing.

Anybody for TANK GIRL

That movie is realy fucked up.

All those movies you cited are bad but there is one that beats all of them (well maybe it doesn't beat Nukie, haven't seen that one) it has Carrie Fischer in it. I didn't remember the name of the movie because I have tried to erase it from my memory (without success), but I just run a google search and its name is "The Time Guardian" and it was first released in 1987. Watch it if you want to lose some neurons also I don't think you will find it in any rental store, its plot is so bad it would infect all other movies on the same shelve and ruin the store owner, I'm NOT kidding

[Laird]

I'm suprised no one has mentioned Star trek V.

Worst movie ever.

[El Moose Monstero]

Scary Movie 2. Without doubt, the worst film I have ever had the decided misfortune to sit through. Possibily running closely behind is Men In Black II, but the former takes it by a mile - it just wasnt funny, nor was it in anyway startlingly different from the original. Never have I been so pissed off by one movie. Glad that we had it on rent, and that I wasnt the one paying for the rental.

[Rubberanvil]

Directors are trying to be so smart with the endings these days they become dumb.

Wait until you see the ending of Sean Penn's The Pledge, and imho is the single worst ending I've ever seen.

[aphexmonster]

As you would already figured out my most hated movie is "The House of a 1000 Corpses". It sucked so bad that it left me empty. I felt completely void of any emotion for a couple of days.

The second worst movie I've ever saw was "Along came a Spider".

I liked this movie, and these one sided polls are fucking retarded