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What's the worst TV series on today?
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'Funniest Wedding Outtakes', maybe? Unless, hopefully, that was just a one-time special.
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Banzai. It is actively offensive.
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Here`s the worste from French-Canadian tv American Idol meet Big Brother type show and the worste part of this crapfest is people paid to keep their local wannabe on this show.
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I haven't actually seen Banzai, but the previews alone are offensive.
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How can you pick just one? Jackass, all that "reality" garbage, some of those horrible documentaries they put on the "Learning" channel, now that ought to be criminal. People actually believe some of that crap.
As a side note, I recently visited my mother to look at her new digital cable. It's tripe. There are extra Discovery channels to watch Junkyard Wars on, a half dozen versions of each premium channel so she can pick which number to watch the year-old movie on, and the BBC just shows about a handful of programs rotated through the week, and most of them I can see on PBS. They won't even show Doctor Who. Now why wouldn't they show Doctor Who on BBC America? That's stupid! If they just showed one episode a day at six in the morning, I could tape it, but no, they would rather show an idiotic sitcom about an alien superhero and some Graham Norton person. At least three nights a week, mind you, and at least four times on each of those nights. And she's paying $85.00 for it. Eighty-five dollars! For all that redundant crap, and she has the nerve to call me and complain because she has to use a box and can't tape one show while watching another. At least I learned from her mistake. I hate T.V.
As a side note, I recently visited my mother to look at her new digital cable. It's tripe. There are extra Discovery channels to watch Junkyard Wars on, a half dozen versions of each premium channel so she can pick which number to watch the year-old movie on, and the BBC just shows about a handful of programs rotated through the week, and most of them I can see on PBS. They won't even show Doctor Who. Now why wouldn't they show Doctor Who on BBC America? That's stupid! If they just showed one episode a day at six in the morning, I could tape it, but no, they would rather show an idiotic sitcom about an alien superhero and some Graham Norton person. At least three nights a week, mind you, and at least four times on each of those nights. And she's paying $85.00 for it. Eighty-five dollars! For all that redundant crap, and she has the nerve to call me and complain because she has to use a box and can't tape one show while watching another. At least I learned from her mistake. I hate T.V.
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These reality shows are fuckin stupid. Reality is NOT stranding yourself on an island with 16 other people and 100s of cameras. Reality is waking up, going to work, taking 1 good shit, and going back to bed for the next day.
Those dating-competition shows piss me off too, but if you think that's the best way to find your mate, than whatever.
Those dating-competition shows piss me off too, but if you think that's the best way to find your mate, than whatever.
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Not to mention the previews. Perhaps the most annoying things ever. My experience watching a rerun of the Simpsons was ruined by having those commercials playing every break.Master of Ossus wrote:Banzai. It is actively offensive.
I'd say Man vs. Beast is my pick. It was a show on FOX, I believe. Why do they call it Reality TV, anyway?
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If you're talking about Family Guy, rest assured that no jury will ever convict me.Is that show with the talking baby still on? If so, then that's the worst.
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"If more cars are inevitable, must there not be roads for them to run on?"
-Robert Moses
"The Wire" is the best show in the history of television. Watch it today.
Yea, we've got something like that in the UK. It's called "Fame Academy" or translated to smart person English "Another shit tv show".Montcalm wrote:Here`s the worste from French-Canadian tv American Idol meet Big Brother type show and the worste part of this crapfest is people paid to keep their local wannabe on this show.
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*Feels dirty and soiled at the amount of Big Brother he watched*DPDarkPrimus wrote:[insert reality television show other than "I'm With Busey" here]
Although there was an excuse! He was called Jon Tickle and he frequently spoke about the NJO.
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Most TV is crap, at least to me. The worst I ever saw was a game show called "Little Aussie Battlers" and was a game show based around toddlers.
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i concur...Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Not to mention the previews. Perhaps the most annoying things ever. My experience watching a rerun of the Simpsons was ruined by having those commercials playing every break.Master of Ossus wrote:Banzai. It is actively offensive.
I'd say Man vs. Beast is my pick. It was a show on FOX, I believe. Why do they call it Reality TV, anyway?
i also hate Punk'ed and other hidden camera shows, and as for sitcoms that are retarded, i really hate the pits
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The UK's version of Big Brother. I'm ashamed to say i watched most of it. My reason for watching it was to see how anyone of those boring bastards got into that house over me, i applied. In retrospect i'm glad i didn't get in. I'd have went for one of them. WTF is wrong with British people. You take a show suposed to be contraversial and entertaining and the the "great" British public proceeds to throw out any one who displays any sign of being entertaining and contraversial. I spent the last few days reading Dead Famous by Ben Elton. Far better.
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Battlebots is pretty shit, too.
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