Pants quote game

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-07-26 05:16pm

linky

Some of my favorites include:
'Look at the size of that thing!'

'You've got something jammed in here real good.'

'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?'

'Possible he came in through the south entrance.'

EDIT: changed topic, scroll down for current discussion.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-07-26 05:24pm

Old, but good.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-07-26 06:36pm

The replies are fun...

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-07-26 09:56pm

LMFAO:

http://www.seibertron.com/energonpub/vi ... hp?t=12709

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-07-26 10:02pm

They forgot "Feel the force deep inside you you do!"

Crazy Goji · Post by **Crazy Goji** » 2003-07-26 10:09pm

Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:LMFAO:

http://www.seibertron.com/energonpub/vi ... hp?t=12709

At a MB that I frequent we do that with all of the movies, not just Star Wars.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-07-26 10:51pm

I never thought of how some lines sound quite porno.

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-07-27 11:29am

'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.'

LMAO.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-07-27 11:40am

Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:LMFAO:

http://www.seibertron.com/energonpub/vi ... hp?t=12709

Your pants. You will not need them.

Feel the force flowing through your pants.

They live inside me? Inside your pants, yes.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-07-27 03:13pm

YT300000 wrote:Feel the force flowing through your pants.

Oh dear. Oh dear.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-07-27 03:22pm

someone on [url=http://www.seibertron.com/energonpub/viewtopic.php?t=12709]this[/url] website wrote: Take a line from any Star Wars movie.

Replace one word in the line with the word "Pants"

Be careful... you can only change ONE word!
You cant change the line to gramaticly fit the word pants.

Exe:

"Keep your pants open, will ya, Chewie"

"That armor's to strong for blasters. Rouge Group, use your pants and tow cables!"

"I saw your pants, Only Jedi carry pants like that."

"May the pants be with you"

And one of my favorites...

"Look sir, Pants!"

Somebody get this giant walking carpet out of my pants!

"I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants."

"Sometimes I just don't understand human pants."

"Well, why don't you use your divine pants and get us out of this?"

"What if everyone who smuggled for me dropped their pants at the first sign of an Imperial starship?"

"Commander, tear this ship apart until you've found those pants, and bring me the passengers. I want them alive."

"I am altering the pants. Pray I don't alter it any further."

"I find your lack of pants disturbing."

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-07-27 03:35pm

Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:

"I find your lack of pants disturbing."

Always a classic.

Crazy Goji · Post by **Crazy Goji** » 2003-07-27 03:43pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:

"I find your lack of pants disturbing."
Always a classic.

Definately.

"These pants are now the ultimate power in the Universe."

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-07-27 03:46pm

Crazy Goji wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:

"I find your lack of pants disturbing."
Always a classic.
Definately.

"These pants are now the ultimate power in the Universe."

What if everyone who smuggled for me dropped their pants at the first sign of an Imperial starship?"

EDIT: Renamed topic

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2003-07-27 06:40pm

"Can someone get this walking carpet out of my pants?"

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2003-07-27 09:27pm

"Han'll get those pants down, we just have to give him more time."

"Do you remember your pants Leia?"

"Pants, Obi-Wan was right to hide them"

"Because he has a Pants Detonator"

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-07-27 09:34pm

Luke, i am your pants.

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2003-07-27 09:49pm

I feel a disturbance in the pants.

Pants will do fine.

He has jedi Pants.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-07-27 09:50pm

Your pants betray you, father.

Mutant Headcrab · Post by **Mutant Headcrab** » 2003-07-28 12:43am

"A Jedi craves not these pants"

"I am fluent in over 6 million different pants"

"Going into pants isn't like dusting crops boy!"

"The pants are now complete. When I left you I was but the learner, now I am the master."
"Only a master of pants"

"We don't serve their kind here! Your pants! Your gonna have to leave them outside!"

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-07-28 12:54am

Obiwan, He lied to you about your pants

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-07-28 03:35am

"Your pants lie with meeee Skywalker."

Boba Fett · Post by **Boba Fett** » 2003-07-28 06:39am

Rogues' orgy:

"All right boys, keep it tight now."

"Luke, I have no approach vector. I'm not set."

"All right. I'm coming in."

"Hobbie, you still with me?"

As for the ESB PANTS...

"- Right now I feel I could take on your pants alone.
- I know what you mean."

"Just hang on. Hang on Dack. Get ready to fire that pants-cable."

"With all the pants activity in this system, it's going to be difficult to spot approaching ships."

"We have thousands of probe droids searching the galaxy. I want pants not leads."

"Yes, Lord Vader. I've reached the main pants generator. The pants will be down in a moment."

"Wedge, I've lost my pants. You'll have to make this shot. I'll cover for you."

"Pants you wish..."

"You have only begun to discover your pants. Join me and I'll complete your training."

"Obi-wan has thought you well. You have controlled your pants."

"Only your pants can destroy me."

"Attention! This is Lando Calrissian! The Empire has taken control of my pants!"

The most romantic:

"- I love pants!

- I know."

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-07-28 04:26pm

This battlestation is insiginficant next to the power of my pants.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-07-28 04:27pm

Drop your pants. They've won this round.