Late Knights of Conan O'Brien

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-07-27 05:48pm

More suggestions:

The Preperation H Knight

The Expensive Whale Prop Knight

The Staring Contest Knight

The Knight of the Year 2000

The Bill "Nee-HAW!" Clinton Knight

Andy's Little Sister

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-07-27 06:07pm

If rectal pain has got you leer ....

raymonds here .... raymonds here

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-07-27 07:10pm

aphexmonster wrote:If rectal pain has got you leer ....

raymonds here .... raymonds here

Raymonds here to help, ooooooooooooooooooo

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-07-27 07:12pm

observer_20000 wrote:I want in!

Can I be "If They Mated Knight"?

I dub thee, "If They Mated Knight"

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-07-27 07:17pm

johnmarkley wrote:Got my title. Sweet.

GET YOUR TITLE IN CYAN! I am petitioning the united nations to change the color Cyan to "Conan Blue" And I suggest all you all refer to the color Cyan as "Conan Blue"

Also, you may also refer to Conan as "His Grace" in more formal situations, though Conan works just fine also.

Dillon · Post by **Dillon** » 2003-07-27 09:23pm

Darth Fanboy wrote:
observer_20000 wrote:I want in!

Can I be "If They Mated Knight"?
I dub thee, "If They Mated Knight"

Ok, sorry, I PMed you with the request before I saw that, so ignore the PM.

Dillon · Post by **Dillon** » 2003-07-27 09:35pm

Is it okay if I put it in my sig banner like this instead of the the text at the end of my sig?

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-07-27 09:38pm

Heh, that banner seems to be posing the question "If Darth Vader and Galactus mated..."

Dillon · Post by **Dillon** » 2003-07-27 10:00pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:Heh, that banner seems to be posing the question "If Darth Vader and Galactus mated..."

ROFLMAO!

Oh lord, that's the funniest thing I've heard all day.

SeebianWurm · Post by **SeebianWurm** » 2003-07-27 10:42pm

I can't believe you all forgot the Coked-Up-Werewolf.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-07-28 02:50am

And Little Jay Leno for that matter. Or the Drowned Redneck.

Macross · Post by **Macross** » 2003-07-28 03:22am

I love Conan! Can I be Knight of the Year 2000?

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-07-28 03:50am

Macross wrote:I love Conan! Can I be Knight of the Year 2000?

Already Taken,

I dub thee, "SAT Analogy Knight of the Late Knights"

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2003-07-28 01:56pm

Can I be Joel's Late at Night Knight?

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-07-28 02:21pm

SeebianWurm wrote:I can't believe you all forgot the Coked-Up-Werewolf.

damn you!

Crazy Goji · Post by **Crazy Goji** » 2003-07-28 02:54pm

Can I change to La Bamba? If not that's fine with me.

Macross · Post by **Macross** » 2003-07-28 04:52pm

Darth Fanboy wrote:
Macross wrote:I love Conan! Can I be Knight of the Year 2000?
Already Taken,

I dub thee, "SAT Analogy Knight of the Late Knights"

Ok, that works.

More suggestions:

The Knight of Joel Goddards Male Asian Prostitute
The Knight of Joel Goddards Announcing Booth
The Knight For Me to Poop On.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-07-28 05:38pm

Insult comic knight has been taken, so I doubt we'll see too many more Triumph references until our ranks swell to cover the entire board.

Thats right SDNet! The Late Knights are taking over.

The Word of Conan the Prophet isexalted by his will four times daily. Twice on Comedy Central, Twice on NBC, and if you have Direct TV with the east and west coast NBCs AND you live in the central time zone. Then theoretically you could watch Conan 8 times a day. Which is like church in your own home, whenever you want it, plus the prayers are answered at about the same 50/50 rate.

AHAHAHAHHAhahAHHAHAHAH

Crazy Goji · Post by **Crazy Goji** » 2003-07-28 05:46pm

observer_20000 wrote:
Gil Hamilton wrote:Heh, that banner seems to be posing the question "If Darth Vader and Galactus mated..."
ROFLMAO!

Oh lord, that's the funniest thing I've heard all day.

I think he might look something like Turkish Darth Vader:

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2003-07-28 07:19pm

HAH! Bow down to me! The Slayer of Conan's Knights! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! *cough**cough**fart*

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-07-28 07:24pm

Enigma wrote:HAH! Bow down to me! The Slayer of Conan's Knights! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! *cough**cough**fart*

Pssh! What are you? A Leno fan? Lettermen? ...Kilborn?

Your talk-show hosts are lacking in the ways of comedy! Only Conan and Jon Stewart can save us from a humorless world now. In fact, if Jon and Conan made a show together...

*swirly flashback/what if? screen wipe*

JON: In the news today it appears President Bush is still--

TRIUMPH: Good enough for me to poop on!

*screen wipe to present*

Ah yes, that would be the life for me. Regardless, as the judicial arm of the Late Knights of Conan O'Brien, I find you GUITY of conspiracy to kill a Late Knight, and sentence you to exile on the MOON!

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2003-07-28 08:13pm

I don't want to PM you, Fanboy, so answer me here!

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2003-07-28 09:08pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Enigma wrote:HAH! Bow down to me! The Slayer of Conan's Knights! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! *cough**cough**fart*
Pssh! What are you? A Leno fan? Lettermen? ...Kilborn?

Your talk-show hosts are lacking in the ways of comedy! Only Conan and Jon Stewart can save us from a humorless world now. In fact, if Jon and Conan made a show together...

<snip>
Ah yes, that would be the life for me. Regardless, as the judicial arm of the Late Knights of Conan O'Brien, I find you GUITY of conspiracy to kill a Late Knight, and sentence you to exile on the MOON!

Hah! I am a Jon Stewart fan! Try to send me to the moon and I will unleash my army of Lewis Black troopers!

Crazy Goji · Post by **Crazy Goji** » 2003-07-28 09:27pm

Dude, I want an army of Lewis Blacks.

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2003-07-28 09:29pm

Crazy Goji wrote:Dude, I want an army of Lewis Blacks.

Then renounce you evil Conan ways!