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http://www.tencommandments.org/

read the banners and the guest book.

he's frightening.
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I like this one from their scrolling banner.
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I wouldn't shed a tear if Bad Things™ happened to that site or its webmaster.

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With a little further reading in the "Exposing The Atheist" section, we discover this:
It's important to remain conscious of the fact that satan had his origin in heaven, and is thoroughly familiar with the fact of the existence of God, heaven, the angels, hell and etc. Thus despite what you have been previously deceptively taught and despite the deceptive dictionary's meaning of atheism, atheism is properly defined as a denial of the existence of God in the midst of full knowledge that the true God does indeed exist. Atheism knows God exists; it is quite familiar with that fact, but it says "under no circumstance or situation will I admit to God's existence.
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http://www.tencommandments.org/homosexual.html

I couldn't quote any one part of that flamebait, so I direct-linked the whole Goddess-damned thing!

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anything you say is satan's deluesions.

read his guest book, he actually says that!
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Gah! What makes people believe stuff like that?
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If you want to contact him, be sure to talk only about God:
Any email that is sent to us that is of a heathen content will be regarded as SPAM, and a complaint may be sent the the sender's internet service provider and etc.
And then, his thoughts on free speech:
We do not support absolute "free speech" on the Internet or any other place. We support only that speech which is good and right in the sight of GOD MOST HIGH. To support speech other than that is pure heathen insanity.
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CASE: A son or daughter either curses or strikes his father or his mother.

VERDICT: The son or daughter should be put to death. (Leviticus 20:9).
and
CASE: My son, daughter, sister, brother, mother, father or husband and etc. has had an homosexual experience, or is gay, but he or she is a doctor, attorney, legislator, scientist, teacher, professor, president or etc.

CASE: Robin Shahar is a lesbian. She lost a job after deciding to marry another woman

VERDICT: "If there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed a detestable act; they shall surely be put to death. Their blood guiltiness is upon them." (Leviticus 20:13)
and

CASE: President Clinton vetoes legislation against partial bith abortion


VERDICT: "And if a man takes the life of any human being, he shall surely be put to death...And if a man injures his neighbor, just as he has done, so it shall be done to him: fracture for fracture, eye for eye tooth for tooth: just as he has injured a man, so it shall be inflicted on him...The one who kills a man shall be put to death. There shall be one standard for you; it shall be for the stranger as well as the native, for I am the Lord your God." (Leviticus 24:17-22)
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From the "Are you Possessed by a Demon section"
Are you a homosexual or gay male who feel you are a female with a male's body? Or are you a homosexual or gay female who feel you are a male with a female's body? Its time you are told the truth about what is happening to you.

The terribly abnormal feelings you have are indisputable indicators that you are morally sick and totally depraved. But please note carefully the following fact: The feelings, thoughts, imaginations and indecent desires you have that are opposite to your physical gender and proper role may also indicate that you are possessed by one or more demons. Think about it: Why are you physically a male who feel you are really a female? Or why are you physically a female but feel you are a male? What would make you feel you are the opposite to your physical gender when you do not willfully or intentionally make yourself feel that way. It is because another being inhabits your body. At some point in the past, one or more demons entered into you and began to inhabit your physical self. As a result, you can clearly see your true physical gender, but the demon(s) are preventing your true self from manifesting itself and are making you feel, speak, have desires and act in ways opposite to your true gender.

You are terribly sick and need help. If you turn to science or to the field of psychiatry or to the so-called experts of the world, they will deceive you and make you feel you are normal. If you turn to the institution falsely called the "church", it will do the same. There is no one who can help you except God Himself.

The total depravity of human nature and demon possession of humans are both the result of mankind having fallen from their original state of righteousness in which God created them.
Sounds to me like anyone coming to terms with themselves.
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Thank god people like these aren't in charge of any important government positions. (At least where I live) Though come to think about it...
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3rd Impact wrote:Thank god people like these aren't in charge of any important government positions. (At least where I live) Though come to think about it...
Not even John Ashcroft wants to replace the Constitution with the Ten Commandments, just re-interpet everything so we live in the 1870s again; this guy is an Ayatollah-level fundie.
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Gotta love this one
You can enjoy these pages only if you love God's
I enjoy these pages because you are a complete and total idiot.

Oh and this one, hmmm... I think I've quoted this VERY passage before:
So now you realize that it is atheists (and other nonbelievers) who are in favor of putting their "terminally ill" parents to death; who are in favor of murdering innocent human embryos and fetuses; who are perpetuating homosexuality, lesbianism, bestiality, pornography, pedophilia and etc; who are responsible for all the violence in the movie industry; who are responsible for all the smut on the web; who bear false witness against the existence of God; who bear the false testimony that the earth came into being by a cataclysmic explosion; who bear the false testimony of evolution; who bear the false testimony that man descended from the ape; who worship the creature rather than the Creator; who are responsible for all the moral decline in America and the world community.
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Whoops we have, sorry that article was on another site.
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Ah, Christin Reconstructionism at its worst.:roll:
The best way to understand the nature of atheism is to understand its author. satan is its author.

It's important to remain conscious of the fact that satan had his origin in heaven, and is thoroughly familiar with the fact of the existence of God, heaven, the angels, hell and etc. Thus despite what you have been previously deceptively taught and despite the deceptive dictionary's meaning of atheism, atheism is properly defined as a denial of the existence of God in the midst of full knowledge that the true God does indeed exist. Atheism knows God exists; it is quite familiar with that fact, but it says "under no circumstance or situation will I admit to God's existence."
http://www.tencommandments.org/heathens.shtml

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These are the kind of people that we just need to put on a vacant island and let them discover for themselves how well thier system of government works. Provided they can't take their children with them. We wouldn't want them being stoned to death.
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This kind of stuff is not SLAM material. There's no science or discussion, and laughing at stupidity is better done elsewhere. SLAM is far too cluttered with this things.
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I sent him an e-mail months ago criticising him for ignoring the more reasonable aspects of the ten commandments. He replied telling me I was going to hell.

I was reasonably polite, and mentioned nothing about homosexuality or atheism.

Idiot. Oh well, more "Ingredient H" in Hipper Brand Dog Food. My fantasy world is NOT for the faint of heart!!!!
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Re: worse then rr - and I think its not satire

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Enforcer Talen wrote:http://www.tencommandments.org/

read the banners and the guest book.

he's frightening.
Shouldn't this be in SLAM?
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The Superior Pledge
I pledge allegiance to the one and only true God - God the Father, God the Son and God the Holy Spirit - and to His heavenly Kingdom - to love the Lord God with all my mind, soul and strength, and to love my worthy neighbor, regardless of who he or she may be, as I should rightly love myself. I therefore pledge to:

Have no other god besides the true God; I will not make for myself an idol of any likeness of anything in the heavens, on the earth or in hell; I will not take the name of the Lord God in vain; I will remember a day out of each week to keep it holy unto the Lord; I will honor my father and mother; I will not murder; I will not commit adultery; I will not steal; I will not tell a lie against or for any person in any manner; I will not covet, but will be content with my bare necessities.
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Grand Moff Yenchin wrote:
The Superior Pledge
I pledge allegiance to the one and only true God - God the Father, God the Son and God the Holy Spirit - and to His heavenly Kingdom - to love the Lord God with all my mind, soul and strength, and to love my worthy neighbor, regardless of who he or she may be, as I should rightly love myself. I therefore pledge to:

Have no other god besides the true God; I will not make for myself an idol of any likeness of anything in the heavens, on the earth or in hell; I will not take the name of the Lord God in vain; I will remember a day out of each week to keep it holy unto the Lord; I will honor my father and mother; I will not murder; I will not commit adultery; I will not steal; I will not tell a lie against or for any person in any manner; I will not covet, but will be content with my bare necessities.
WTF :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Looks like his take on the Ten Commandments and Jesus' commandment to love your neighbor as yourself.
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I emailed him.

topic: either the tencommandments site
text: is the most brilliant satire I have ever seen, more then
whitehouse.org or landoverbaptist.com. . . or its the most horrific fundamentalist site Ive seen all week. its like the position I take when I post on christian boards.

if its the first, kudos. you are a model and inspiration.
if its the second. . . Im glad the first amendment protects me from
people like you.

~J

his reply: If you consider it satire, make sure you don't find yourself laughing your way to hell.
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I will not covet, but will be content with my bare necessities.


I wonder since when has a website been part of the bare necessities?[/quote]
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I am really temped to E-mail him using an e-mail address created just for him and state that his site is an inspiration and we should start a holy war in the US but being that I have a firearm website, the BATF might be looking at my e-mail and take me seriously :D
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half his guest book has stuff like that.

I dunno whose serious or not.
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