Power Word.. ORGASM???

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-07-28 02:38am

This nifty spell was found in Encyclopedia Arcana: Nymphology

Power W Wor or ord, d, Or Orgasm gasm
Conjuration (Creation)
Level: Sor/Wiz 7
Components: V
Casting Time: 1 action.
Range: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)
Targets: One creature.
Duration: See text.
Saving Throw: None.
Spell Resistance: Yes.
With a single utterance so profoundly obscene,
shocking and pornographic that even the gods of
love blush to hear it, the mage causes the target to
turn into a melting pool of orgasmic bliss.
Any creature with a Constitution score of less than
10 is effectively stunned, writhing on the floor in
bliss for 3d6 rounds. Creatures with a Constitution
score between 10 and 20 are stunned for 2d6 rounds
and creatures with a Constitution score of 20 or
above are stunned for 1d6 rounds.
Being hit or harmed in any way instantly breaks the
effects of this spell, otherwise the target is limited to
groaning in ecstasy and getting their hosiery damp
and are considered to be prone.
Power word, orgasm is a powerful but messy way of
ensuring a retreat from battle, a sure-fire way of
pleasing a partner and a good way to ensure they are
not faking it.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-07-28 02:41am

That book is a worthy successor to the AD&D Book Of Sex. Silly, not overly immature, and fun.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-07-28 02:47am

Read it I assume?

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-07-28 03:09am

Oooh! Ooooh! Cast it one me!

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-07-28 06:38am

Orgasm is the power word

But the Safety word is bananna

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-07-28 02:00pm

AD+D book of Sex??? links please

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-07-28 02:03pm

DISCLAIMER: The following link leads to a text document that deals with mature topics, such as sexuality, pregnancy, and other such things. The material presented is mostly for humour, but has found use. Anyone who isn't mature enough to deal with such topics should not click the link. There is no pornography or erotica through this link either, perverts.

http://www.lysator.liu.se/~johol/netboo ... carnal.txt

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-07-28 02:07pm

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-07-28 02:21pm

SirNitram wrote:DISCLAIMER: (snip)
There is no pornography or erotica through this link either, perverts.

Funny, that's not what you said last night.....

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2003-07-28 06:18pm

Now that's Big Magic.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-07-28 06:54pm

harry potter has learned his next spell. . .

rofl.

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2003-07-28 08:15pm

Enforcer Talen wrote:harry potter has learned his next spell. . .

rofl.

Accompanied by a thrusting motion of the wand?

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-07-28 08:18pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:and a good way to ensure they are
not faking it.

LOL! Best part of that entire thing right there...

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-07-29 12:23am

Mark S wrote:
Enforcer Talen wrote:harry potter has learned his next spell. . .

rofl.
Accompanied by a thrusting motion of the wand?

Preceeded by an engorgment charm (Or reductor curse... You figure it out

)

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-07-29 12:31am

Hehhehehe I know a new spell
Real feel magic mouth.

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-07-29 12:34am

SirNitram wrote:DISCLAIMER: The following link leads to a text document that deals with mature topics, such as sexuality, pregnancy, and other such things. The material presented is mostly for humour, but has found use. Anyone who isn't mature enough to deal with such topics should not click the link. There is no pornography or erotica through this link either, perverts.

http://www.lysator.liu.se/~johol/netboo ... carnal.txt

Hell's beels this is still on the net?
I DL'ed this years ago and it's made a few of my AD&D games all the more funner

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2003-07-29 01:50am

Know what's better than that??

WARGASM!!!

*Pulls out 30mm vulcan cannon and tears everything that moves to shreds. After Earth is nothing but an ocean of blood, breathes heavily and screams a warrior's cry toward the crimson sky.*

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-07-29 05:06am

SolidSnake wrote:Know what's better than that??

WARGASM!!!

*Pulls out 30mm vulcan cannon and tears everything that moves to shreds. After Earth is nothing but an ocean of blood, breathes heavily and screams a warrior's cry toward the crimson sky.*

Yeah, I remember that one.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2003-07-29 12:47pm

Iwould have to say that this is a far more humourous spell:

Annihilator's Penis of Power! (Evocation)

Level: 1
Range: 18" or less (usually much less for many spell-casters)
Components: V, S
Duration: till the mage is done
Casting time: 1
Area of Effect: obvious
Save: Special

With this spell the caster (male) empowers his penis with a steel-
hard covering able to withstand any Bobbit attack or penis-puncturing
device. Also, it is powerful enough to rupture most chastity belts,
magic ones get a save at -4. It is also a benefit for those who suffer
impotence, and has been rumored to assist in preventing sexually-
transmitted diseases and pre-mature ejaculation! A spell to truly share
with friends!

Don't ask what the somatic gestures are.

Sriad · Post by **Sriad** » 2003-07-29 03:38pm

I can't say I like the Rack table to much though. No chance at all of saving? I mean, it wouldn't be much of course, but it can be done.

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2003-07-29 09:38pm

That E-book linked above had some interesting spells in it, that I'm definitely going to have to use in my friends D&D campaign.

Think of the combined evilness of Power Word Castration (area effect too), followed by Power Word Orgasm!

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