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would you eat if it was in the market?
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Depends. What is it?
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Crushed up Gnomes. See this from A&P.

erm, wait.... "soylent green"??
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Demiurge wrote:Depends. What is it?
"It's PEOPLE! Soylent Green is made of PEOPLE!" - Soylent Green
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Kuja wrote:"It's PEOPLE! Soylent Green is made of PEOPLE!" - Soylent Green
Well, in that case, depends. Raw people wouldn't taste very good, how's it cooked? Any kind of flavoring?
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I would rather eat people than gnomes. Because eating a lawn gnome would cause you to y'know, die.
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Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:
Kuja wrote:"It's PEOPLE! Soylent Green is made of PEOPLE!" - Soylent Green
Well, in that case, depends. Raw people wouldn't taste very good, how's it cooked? Any kind of flavoring?
It's like a wafer.
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Kuja wrote:
Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:
Kuja wrote:"It's PEOPLE! Soylent Green is made of PEOPLE!" - Soylent Green
Well, in that case, depends. Raw people wouldn't taste very good, how's it cooked? Any kind of flavoring?
It's like a wafer.
If it tastes good and has no harmful effects, I don't care what it's made of, so ya. All dead bodys do now are either go into stoves or get thrown in a hole in the ground (im assuming the people would be dead before you try to make them into food, right?), it'd clear up that space.
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Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:If it tastes good and has no harmful effects, I don't care what it's made of, so ya. All dead bodys do now are either go into stoves or get thrown in a hole in the ground (im assuming the people would be dead before you try to make them into food, right?), it'd clear up that space.
I'd have to re-watch the movie to be certain, but I'm pertty sure it's an incinerator of some type.
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It's reconsitutied into some wierd vegan like meat subsitute...

Everyone is told it's from sea plants...
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considering... no.

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I try to avoid all foods with the words soylet or green in them ( 'cept maybe greenbeans :D ) along with other words like crap, eel, otters spleens, ocelot noses, wrens livers etc., etc. :wink: :)
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