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Crazy Goji wrote:Dude, I want an army of Lewis Blacks.
Then renounce you evil Conan ways!
Don't do it! Conan said it himself, "Conan rocks, Conan rules" can you argue with that? Besides, we don't need an army of Lewis Blacks (as awesome as that may be) Mr. T will hold any foe at bay, BAR NONE (and don't give me that "But Rocky beat him" shit, that was rigged and you know it!).

In the year 2000...
MR. T: The Back in Black Legions will crushed by Mr. T in the great faux-news/late-night talk show wars. There will be no survivors.
In the year 2000...
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:[<snip>Don't do it! Conan said it himself, "Conan rocks, Conan rules" can you argue with that? Besides, we don't need an army of Lewis Blacks (as awesome as that may be) Mr. T will hold any foe at bay, BAR NONE (and don't give me that "But Rocky beat him" shit, that was rigged and you know it!).

In the year 2000...
MR. T: The Back in Black Legions will crushed by Mr. T in the great faux-news/late-night talk show wars. There will be no survivors.
In the year 2000...
Ha! Mr.T will quickly die from ODing on laughter after being barraged by multitudes of sarcastic comments by the Lewis Legion. It is the year 2003 and the LL have prevailed!
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Enigma wrote:Ha! Mr.T will quickly die from ODing on laughter after being barraged by multitudes of sarcastic comments by the Lewis Legion. It is the year 2003 and the LL have prevailed!
Bah, he'll wear ear plugs. :)

In the year 2000...
CONAN: Mr. T will meet with MC Hammer, and their holy union will mean the end of the Lewis Legions. The HAMMER TWINKLE will mesmorize them, while Mr. T throws them helluva far. There will be no survivors.
In the year 2000...
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:<snip>Bah, he'll wear ear plugs. :)

In the year 2000...
CONAN: Mr. T will meet with MC Hammer, and their holy union will mean the end of the Lewis Legions. The HAMMER TWINKLE will mesmorize them, while Mr. T throws them helluva far. There will be no survivors.
In the year 2000...
Ha! As I've mentioned this is 2003 and the LL hasve prevailed. The might of the two washed up losers is rendered impotent by the mighty insults flung at them exposing their weakness to all to see. Long live the Lewis Legion! Hip Hip Hooraay! Hip Hip Hooray!
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If you understood anything about the Year 2000, you would know its predictions trancend time and space.
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StarshipTitanic wrote:If you understood anything about the Year 2000, you would know its predictions trancend time and space.
Explain it to me.
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Enigma wrote:
StarshipTitanic wrote:If you understood anything about the Year 2000, you would know its predictions trancend time and space.
Explain it to me.
YOU ARE NOT WORTHY TO RECEIVE THE EXPLANATION!!!

By the way, last night on Conan, Conan declared himself "King of the Night". BEAT THAT!
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Enigma wrote:Ha! Mr.T will quickly die from ODing on laughter after being barraged by multitudes of sarcastic comments by the Lewis Legion. It is the year 2003 and the LL have prevailed!
Bah, he'll wear ear plugs. :)

In the year 2000...
CONAN: Mr. T will meet with MC Hammer, and their holy union will mean the end of the Lewis Legions. The HAMMER TWINKLE will mesmorize them, while Mr. T throws them helluva far. There will be no survivors.
In the year 2000...
Dude, I was just at the Angels vs. A's game tonight and Hammer threw out the first pitch and sang Take me out to the Ball Game! Hammer Rocks!
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Enigma wrote:
StarshipTitanic wrote:If you understood anything about the Year 2000, you would know its predictions trancend time and space.
Explain it to me.
HEy guess what you're an idiot, "Lewis Legions" is not only a cheap cheesy rip off of the Late Knights but you've only proven yerself a schmuck.
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You haven't confirmed me your majesty...
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StarshipTitanic wrote:You haven't confirmed me your majesty...
I don't mean to intrude, but DF is our Founding Father. Conan O'Brien is the self-proclaimed "King of the Night," and therefore only he should be referred to as "your majesty".

I suppose DF could be "your highness" if his ego is big enough. Or "your excellency". But "your majesty" is reserved for THE KING.
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