No Mr. Bond, i expect you to disolve....

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-07-29 03:52pm

Watch as he runs the gauntlet

Hehehe, dont ever get hella mad and call Peta on someone though

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-07-29 03:57pm

I've been reading the comments, some stupid pro-PETA people in there...

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-07-29 04:00pm

Hehehe
funny shit

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-07-29 04:01pm

some vegan dumbass wrote: I have been vegan for over 13 years now, and I have never taklen vitamins or supplements, and I am in perfect health.

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-07-29 04:03pm

Its funny because most of the people are just laughing at them ..

GREAHSIAM · Post by **GREAHSIAM** » 2003-07-29 07:58pm

Good One!.
I'd like to see the PETA-ites go into a rage over a slug. Gee-zus, some of thoes PETA-ites are real dumbfucks.
I am in no way, shape, or form in favor of causing pain to lower life forms. But just how many PETA-ites wouldn't slap at a 'skeeter which has sunk her syringe into their arm??.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-07-29 08:01pm

Um... I personally dont condone the torture of living creatures, regardless of how primitive their nervous systems are

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » 2003-07-29 08:11pm

You think that is fun? Try putting one of the pacific Northwest industrial-size slugs in a nuker... (or strap one to a bottlerocket. Though in this case you want to be well out of the blast area when it launches, the goo can quite well cover a 25" diameter area)

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-07-29 08:19pm

Hyperion wrote:You think that is fun? Try putting one of the pacific Northwest industrial-size slugs in a nuker... (or strap one to a bottlerocket. Though in this case you want to be well out of the blast area when it launches, the goo can quite well cover a 25" diameter area)

Sounds fun. I got some slugs in my yard, ~1 in x 1/4 in. Now, where'd I put my bottle rockets...

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » 2003-07-29 08:33pm

The small ones can be interesting in decent quantities in the nuker, but they're no fun on a bottlerocket.

Nothing beats a "slug missile" heading down the street to the neighbor's unsuspecting kids. When all that goo and guts goes flying into everything and everyone with a nice sort of rain sound, you get a lot of satisfying screeches and screams. Trust me on that one, they're almost as good as putting a home-made model-rocket missile into someone's living room. (I know that set of sounds as well, and being grilled about what the hell I used for a warhead, and why I did it.)

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-07-29 08:57pm

Whoa, that's fucking kool!!

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-07-29 09:02pm

How about tieing them to sparklers next Fourth of July?

BTW, did anyone miss me this week? Just asking.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-07-29 09:32pm

Now why didn't I think of that...

... cause I wasn't anywhere near as bored, that's why.

J · Post by J » 2003-07-29 10:04pm

Hyperion wrote:You think that is fun? Try putting one of the pacific Northwest industrial-size slugs in a nuker... (or strap one to a bottlerocket. Though in this case you want to be well out of the blast area when it launches, the goo can quite well cover a 25" diameter area)

As much as I dislike slugs, I just don't have the stomach to wantonly kill them like that. The most fun I'll ever have with my microwave was nuking grapes to make them spark, as seen on this webpage. I don't remember where I learned that one from, but it sure entertained us kids for hours!

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » 2003-07-29 10:28pm

Trust me, things with no brains moving around in the nuker and then going *pop* like small firecrackers and splattering guts and goo all over the place is *highly* entertaining, not unlike playing doom with god mode on and the RPG.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-07-29 10:59pm

"Hey, Milhouse, can flies feel pain?"

"I don't know, Bart."

"If they can't, I've wasted a whole lot of my life."

Perhaps that can be something fun to do over the summer. Make a maze with salt for walls, get some friends over with slugs of their own, and see whose slug wins.

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-07-30 01:51pm

I didn't realize i inspired a thread about slug tourturing

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-07-30 02:00pm

Good God, it's almost as bad as the fruit flies...

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-07-30 02:01pm

Interesting, though I think one of the commenters was going too far when he said that this would rank as high as 'All your base...' Nothing can compare to AYBABTU. For great justice.

I also found this one pretty good:

What would have made this even better, was once the slug had escaped, and it felt all proud of itself, was to remind it of its place in the world, and that you, are in fact the master, and dumped a whole heap of salt on it anyways. That'd learn it.