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What's the worst movie you've ever saw?

The House with a 1000 corpses.
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The House with a 1000 corpses.
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The House with a 1000 corpses.
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The House with a 1000 corpses.
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Uhhmmm I don't know maybe "The House with a 1000 corpses."?
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Worst movie I ever saw was Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. Unfortunately, I shall never recover that lost time -- what an awful movie!
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Damaramu wrote:<snip>
Rob Zombie directed this movie in the style of 70's shlock drive-in horror films and I believe he suceeded in that effort. This film was like a 2 hour Rob Zombie video, which often times are "retro". I'd say this film is for fans only.
How does it explain the fact that it only lasted about a week at the cinemas? It's because of this movie that I've decided not to listen to his music anymore. I've seen a few seventies horror and they are better than that crap.

Damaramu wrote:Perhaps other "horror" films like Jeepers Creepers 2 and Fear.Com are more your style, Enigma?
No. The Ring and The Others are more of my preferences. <sigh> Other than those, there aren't any good horror movies that I know of. I'd like to see a "good" horror movie but which one?
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Well granted Ho1KC isn't for everyone, but stop listening to Rob's music? He spreads such a great message in his songs and it's just plain ol' feel good music. :twisted:

But seriously, I thought Jeepers Creepers was pretty lame......didn't bother to see Fear.Com either. That one looked just as good. :roll:

Now The Others....I enjoyed that one greatly. The Ring was nifty as well......would like to see the original, though. Heard it was better.
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Damaramu wrote:Well granted Ho1KC isn't for everyone, but stop listening to Rob's music? He spreads such a great message in his songs and it's just plain ol' feel good music. :twisted:
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Well it is punishment for making the worst movie *EVER*. I'd rather screw Janeway along with Neelix and Wesley for hours on end than to see that crap movie again.
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Darth Gojira wrote:
Dalton wrote:For me, Battlefield Earth takes this one easily. Every single shot in the movie was at an angle. Every. Single. Shot.
And over 70% were also tinted.
"Plan 9 From Outer Space" was bad because it was black and white.

"Battlefield Earth" was bad because it was blue and purple.
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Darth Gojira wrote:
Dalton wrote:For me, Battlefield Earth takes this one easily. Every single shot in the movie was at an angle. Every. Single. Shot.
And over 70% were also tinted.
"Plan 9 From Outer Space" was bad because it was black and white.

"Battlefield Earth" was bad because it was blue and purple.
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3rd Impact wrote:Airtight. This movie is so bad, it could be a spoof, apart from the fact that it takes itself seriously...
Airtight, isn't that a porno? :wink:
It should have been, damnit. That would have made it worth watching.
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Pearl Harbour :shock: :shock: :shock: , followed a close second tie between The Phantom Menace :shock: :shock: and The Matrix Reloaded :shock: .
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Zaia wrote:
RedImperator wrote:1. Grease. I'm violating my own rule because I never saw this in the theaters, but Jesus Q. Christ sodomizing a Mexican, I hate this movie.
You and Hemlock should check out the sequel, then. It's even better! :D
Maybe we'll do that. We live relatively nearby. And then we'll close our ass cracks with roofing staples, and think about how much better that is than watching Grease II.
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Supreme_Warlord wrote:Pearl Harbour :shock: :shock: :shock: , followed a close second tie between The Phantom Menace :shock: :shock: and The Matrix Reloaded :shock: .
Forgot to mention that this list exlcudes so called B-movies. Nothing even remotely approaches their level of crappiness. :roll:
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You and Hemlock should check out the sequel, then. It's even better!
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Although, the participants in the original Grease deserve some credit(possibly some sort of meal before their execution) for not being associated with the second. Even the tagline is inferior- "Grease is still the word!"? WTF? How original is that?
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Mortal Kombat: Annihilation. :banghead:

I also hated Battlefield Earth (I dont think anyone liked that movie) and Pearl Harbor
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Freddy Got Fingered, which only really gets scary when you realise that hundreds of people had to watch and examine it in detail before it was released. :shock:
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Soontir wrote:Something Someting Cancun. Horrible...mostly about a shithead that didn't want to drink but did and now have fun with the ladies.......poorly put.~Jason
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RadiO wrote:Freddy Got Fingered, which only really gets scary when you realise that hundreds of people had to watch and examine it in detail before it was released. :shock:


This was actually a bad movie ... unlike Ho1kC ... which i really liked :D
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I still think HO1kC trumps all other flicks mentioned here. Just as a comparison of how badly I hate HO1kC is this. I watched Battlefield Earth and I found it ok and if prodded would watch it again. But with Ho1kC....... :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
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