Man, I hate you guys...

Miss Grim · Post by **Miss Grim** » 2003-07-29 10:57pm

I was directed to this forum by my website statistics... they show anything linking to my site or my images. I don't know what thread actually linked to my site... it's likely that someone was trying to use one of my images and then deleted it because I don't allow remote linking. Anyway, I strolled over to check it out and...

... I hate you guys. This forum is fucking awesome, and I don't know why I never found it before, and now I'm going to spend the evening reading a ton of sci-fi, gaming, and fantasy threads instead of cropping and posting hundreds of naked photos (which is what I'm *supposed* to be doing). I mean, I'm easily distracted in the first place, and this forum is *excellent* bait for goofing off instead of working on my site.

I will be sure to recommend this forum to all of my friends... entertaining sci-fi or gaming matter that you haven't already seen a million times is fairly scarce.

Julia Grim

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-07-29 11:02pm

Hello and welcome.

Small pieces of advice:

1. You'll need to avoid pokers.

2. Watch out for verilon...he bites

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Enjoy your stay.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-07-29 11:04pm

*commences Gnomish Poke of Stubbiness, then realizes that Miss Grim works to post naked pics, and reconsiders*

*decides he's too lazy to find out which gender those naked pictures are of, and recommences Gnomish Poke of Stubbiness*

*DA POKE!*

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-07-29 11:05pm

Ghost Rider wrote:Small pieces of advice:

1. You'll need to avoid pokers.

[Piett's XO]Too late![/Piett's XO]

*Arms RPP-Rocket Proppelled Poke-braces over shoulder, triangulates position of n00b and...*

POKE!!!!!!!!

Welcome newbie, join the Gnomish Empire or die! There you will be indoctrinated into the grand Gnomish Army, that has swept away all resistance since its creation. What say you citizen? Are you ready to join the Gnomish Empire? Sign up today!

-Our Leader, Darth Garden Gnome, from the Center of Propaganda, Gnomania

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2003-07-29 11:11pm

Welcome!

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-07-29 11:15pm

Always good to have more female members here. Balances the board out a bit (although 1000:20 is still pretty damn bad...)

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-07-29 11:15pm

Must...resist...unleasing the...poke....*fails*

*GNOMISH POKE*

Welcome, and I must ask, what is this site of yours

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-07-29 11:16pm

I've said it before and I'll say it again, SHUDDUP DGG!! Damn gnomes still don't know their place...

Other then that welcome. I'm to tired to Gridefiredoken you. But here is your shot of antiverilonitis. There ya go.

Welcome miss grim. And I am glad you hate us so much. It means we are doing our job.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-07-29 11:17pm

Crayz9000 wrote:Always good to have more female members here. Balances the board out a bit (although 1000:20 is still pretty damn bad...)

I'm sure it's a better ratio than most places.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-07-29 11:18pm

POKE!!!
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transmission commensing:

Imperial Intelligence Agency
Imperial Detachment N4318T
Coruscant

MEMORANDUM FOR RECORD
Subject: Welcome

Newbie:

Welcome to StarDestroyer.net. You have volunteered service within the Galactic Empire, and your conduct on this board will be IAW standards set forth by the moderators and owner of said board. Breach of those terms will result in your immediate arrest, interrogation, and subsequent execution. Let me take this opportunity to welcome you to Imperial service.

Serve the Empire!

GREY SIX
SM, IIA
Commanding

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-07-29 11:20pm

- great poking smiley for future use.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-07-29 11:22pm

Better poking image...

Now where is that one picture of the poke tank and the newbie poke with the chick getting poked...who has those?

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-07-29 11:24pm

God Emperor · Post by **God Emperor** » 2003-07-29 11:25pm

Welcome and enjoy your stay,

Poke

Damaramu · Post by **Damaramu** » 2003-07-29 11:26pm

Uhhh.....wow! Welcome Julia!

I've actually heard of you and your site from some place else (don't remember where).

Hope you have fun here! It's a hoot!

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-07-29 11:26pm

I can tell you this, the link was made 4 days ago.

Where is unimportant. Go about your business.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-07-29 11:26pm

Humble poke.

Welcome.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-07-29 11:26pm

Greetings, Miss Grim. I shall now give you a poke.

Welcome.

Oh, actually, we haven't seen this in a while so here's another poke for you:

Again, welcome.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-07-29 11:28pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:*snip big 30-second download .gif*

yes, but it slows the page down to a crawl if you have 56k (or even my cable)

Miss Grim · Post by **Miss Grim** » 2003-07-29 11:31pm

Well, so far I like Shinova's poke the best.

I don't know if my website would really entertain anyone here, since it's mostly just pin-up photos and fantasy artwork (not so much sci-fi, although I'd like to add some in the future). Anyway, if you saw it someplace it was probably either Tech TV or the July issue PC Gamer Magazine (apparently they think a site that incorporates naked chicks and gaming nerdiness is unusual or something).

Julia

Note: Link edited out... my bad... I didn't realize there was no linking to nudity. If someone really wants to find my site, they can Google it or something. =D

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-07-29 11:31pm

Whoops....my bad. But there are those images I was talking about.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-07-29 11:37pm

XaLEv wrote:I can tell you this, the link was made 4 days ago.

God damnit, now I can't stop laughing at the very idea of orc porn.

Damaramu · Post by **Damaramu** » 2003-07-29 11:37pm

Miss Grim wrote:Well, so far I like Shinova's poke the best.

I don't know if my website would really entertain anyone here, since it's mostly just pin-up photos and fantasy artwork (not so much sci-fi, although I'd like to add some in the future). Anyway, it's www.grim-kitten.com, and if you saw it someplace it was probably either Tech TV or PC Gamer Magazine (apparently they think a site that incorporates naked chicks and gaming nerdiness is unusual or something).

Julia

Ever check out Suicidegirls.com? That place is goodness.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-07-29 11:39pm

Damaramu wrote: Ever check out Suicidegirls.com? That place is goodness.

Ah, sweet sweet Suicidegirls.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-07-29 11:41pm

bleh, no more porn links, BBS policy

Well, actually, porn can happen, but only in BotM (18+ only usergroup)

EDIT: Not that I don't want to see it or anything... I love porn, i'm just not supposed to look at it for a few more years

(along with quite a few members of SDnet)