say we capture hussein

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-07-29 03:39pm

what then?

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-07-29 03:52pm

Capture? No, we'll just kill one of his doubles and put the double on the screen...

Then we torture Saddam 24/7 for the rest of his days, and those days are prolonged, of course...

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-07-29 04:18pm

Enforcer Talen wrote:what then?

If that's the case we had him over to some body which will try him for his crimes. It'd the PR moment of the whole business if we could do that.

But I think it's much more likely he'll simply refuse to be taken alive. He's just to self involved to concieve of anything else. It's the same reason he rode the whole mess down in flames rather than cooperate at the start or even later when he turned down a cushy exile.

SpacedTeddyBear · Post by **SpacedTeddyBear** » 2003-07-29 05:56pm

Hang him in the middle of Bagdad by his thumbs and let people hit him with bamboo sticks.

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2003-07-29 05:59pm

Parade him through Washington in chains, leading up to the steps of the White House where President Bush, clad in a toga and a laurel wreath, will accept his formal surrender before beheading him with a gladius...

Or not.

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-07-29 06:47pm

Iceberg wrote:Parade him through Washington in chains, leading up to the steps of the White House where President Bush, clad in a toga and a laurel wreath, will accept his formal surrender before beheading him with a gladius...

Hail Imperium Americana?

Post by **Steve** » 2003-07-29 06:59pm

Iceberg wrote:Parade him through Washington in chains, leading up to the steps of the White House where President Bush, clad in a toga and a laurel wreath, will accept his formal surrender before beheading him with a gladius...

Or not.

Ave Imperium Americana!
Ave Bush II Augustus, Imperator and Caeser!

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-07-29 07:00pm

Iceberg wrote:Parade him through Washington in chains, leading up to the steps of the White House where President Bush, clad in a toga and a laurel wreath, will accept his formal surrender before beheading him with a gladius...

Or not.

No, that works. Though another possibly is the Mussolini option, kill him via machine gun, then hang his corpse upside down from a local gas station.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-07-29 07:01pm

Make him answer questions from Helen Thomas.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-07-29 07:50pm

Iceberg wrote:Parade him through Washington in chains, leading up to the steps of the White House where President Bush, clad in a toga and a laurel wreath, will accept his formal surrender before beheading him with a gladius...

that would be so. cool.

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2003-07-29 08:09pm

Even better still would be to allow Hussein to be tried by physical combat. Give Hussein and the biggest, baddest Marine in the Corps each a sword and let them fight it out on Soldier Field.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2003-07-29 08:15pm

Acutaly giving him to the WWF would be delisiously ironic, and I might acutaly watch one of those "Soap Operas for Men"

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-07-29 08:32pm

Turn him over to the ICC.

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2003-07-29 08:40pm

weemadando wrote:Turn him over to the ICC.

Shh, don't interrupt my testosterone fantasy.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-07-29 11:13pm

Give whoever tipped troops off the appropriate award money after DNA testing confirms that it is the actaul Saddam Hussein, perhaps a smaller reward for one of his doubles, try him for appropriate crimes, and have him be the bitch of some sex-starved African ex-dictator.

Dark Hellion · Post by **Dark Hellion** » 2003-07-29 11:46pm

Maybe we could get more Saddam tips if we included 72 nubile virgins in the prize pool.

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2003-07-30 12:15am

weemadando wrote:Turn him over to the ICC.

Nah, we did it with out the UN and international support, or so it has been said.

Personally, I hope he just gets capped like his boys. The political headaches of trial here, trial there and all the people and nations bitching that we didn't do it right and we violated Saddams civil rights and all the other bull shit that would happen makes methink that two to the torso and one to the head is the best plan.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-07-30 12:18am

I suspect that once the Americans figure out where he is, they'll knock on the door and open up with heavy weapons at the first sign of resistance, thus virtually ensuring that he won't make it out alive. Didn't they say Saddam's boys were killed by shrapnel from missiles fired into the house?

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-07-30 12:22am

Mr Bean wrote:Acutaly giving him to the WWF would be delisiously ironic, and I might acutaly watch one of those "Soap Operas for Men"

Bean, they've already done the Saddam Hussein gimmick in 1991 when the first gulf war was in effect. I suspect many fans would yawn and accuse Vince McMahon of re-using old gimmicks.

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2003-07-30 12:30am

Darth Wong wrote:I suspect that once the Americans figure out where he is, they'll knock on the door and open up with heavy weapons at the first sign of resistance, thus virtually ensuring that he won't make it out alive. Didn't they say Saddam's boys were killed by shrapnel from missiles fired into the house?

Probably.

All hail Imperium Americana. Or something like that.

See, this is the shit people are talking about when they say Bush is losing the peace. Killing Hussein will just make him a martyr and provoke more attacks against American soldiers who are just trying to execute their mission.

And people wonder why I don't like Bush (well, there's that little issue about having been royally fucked by the economy, but that's another gripe).

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2003-07-30 12:37am

See, this is the shit people are talking about when they say Bush is losing the peace. Killing Hussein will just make him a martyr and provoke more attacks against American soldiers who are just trying to execute their mission.

Or, killing Saddam will make people sit up and say, "holly sit, these guys are serious."

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-07-30 12:47am

I think the invasion did that

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-07-30 02:54am

Darth Wong wrote:I suspect that once the Americans figure out where he is, they'll knock on the door and open up with heavy weapons at the first sign of resistance, thus virtually ensuring that he won't make it out alive. Didn't they say Saddam's boys were killed by shrapnel from missiles fired into the house?

They fired 10 TOW missiles into the place. 200 versus 4 or something. It wasn't exactly a self-defense situation- taking them alive would've been preferable.

Saddam will almost certainly be killed- can you imagine the things he knows from the West's flirtations with him throughout the 1980s? Embarassing.

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2003-07-30 03:01am

They fired 10 TOW missiles into the place. 200 versus 4 or something. It wasn't exactly a self-defense situation- taking them alive would've been preferable.

Why, if you measure the political fall out of civil rights and where to put them trough trial and the other circus's waiting to happen against the info they might or might not revel, I would say it would hardly be worth keeping them alive.

Besides, their crib probable has more actual intel then their physco brains would ever leak out. I have to believe that comm intel and other documents containing good shit has to be in their little safe house.

Fuck em, I don't shed a tear nor will I if they cap dad. What intel they had in their coco nuts is intel we can probably get elsewhere. If anything a good message was made by fucking them up.

Arthur_Tuxedo · Post by **Arthur_Tuxedo** » 2003-07-30 04:10am

I was very vocal about opposing the war in the first place, but that doesn't mean I liked Saddam, and the sooner we put a bullet (or a Howitzer shell) in his sorry megalomaniacal ass, the happier I'll be. Fuck capturing him.

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