Ok, Formula for the Ultimate B movie

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-07-29 03:06pm

Headless zombie chickens or know as Mike's revenege

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2003-07-29 10:34pm

Crazy Goji wrote:
Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote: /me pushes car off cliff, half the film's budget goes with it in one big explosion

There, that's solved
Not if they use Stock-footage.

Preferably stock footage of a completely different car.

Crazy Goji · Post by **Crazy Goji** » 2003-07-29 11:03pm

Raxmei wrote:
Crazy Goji wrote:
Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote: /me pushes car off cliff, half the film's budget goes with it in one big explosion

There, that's solved
Not if they use Stock-footage.
Preferably stock footage of a completely different car.

True, very true. And not only that, but also at a different time of day.

justifier · Post by **justifier** » 2003-07-30 12:30am

Strange I was just thinking about the Ultimate B-horror movie that I want to make some day, well actually its a trilology.

Undead Hobos: Part I Undead Hobos from Beyond the deep

This takes place at a summer camp on Catalena Island(which I conincidentally just came home from) while all the campers are away, so the heroic camp kitchen staff must defeat five cursed undead Hobos that live in the sea. Eventually they lure them onto a boat using spare change and blow the boat up."My father was killed by hobos, its my fate to fight them"-A minor hero staying behind to buy the heros more time

Undead Hobos: Part II The First Return of the Undead Hobos
In this one the hobos fight a US submarine, and eventually get shot to the moon on an ICBM

Undead Hobos: Part III The First Second Return of the Undead Hobos
Hobos fight astronauts on the moon, and the astronauts for some reason all have shotguns.

NeoGoomba · Post by **NeoGoomba** » 2003-07-30 12:31am

You can't forget horribly fake looking furry monsters of death that operate in a tribal fashion, sometimes breaking out in a song. Like that horrible movie with Elaine from Seinfeld and Sonny Bono (pre-skiing).

You also need some terrible martial artist/jock who fights off whatever the hell is the, um, villain/other character, only to be killed, while the nerd steals his girl and then defeats said villain.

A roast by MST3K also classifies you as a B-Movie. Or maybe a B+-Movie?

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-07-30 02:33am

LadyTevar wrote:What was the name of the production company that produced the "PuppetMaster" movies? New Moon? Blood Moon?

Anyway, we can get them to release it for us.

No, it should be released by Troma! (The people who brought us "Sergeant Kabuki-Man" and "Cannibal The Musical")

SylasGaunt · Post by **SylasGaunt** » 2003-07-30 09:56am

Simon H.Johansen wrote: And that's before we mention "Six-String Samurai"...

I like that movie.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-07-30 10:24am

SylasGaunt wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote: And that's before we mention "Six-String Samurai"...
I like that movie.

Yeah, but it's so bizarre that the plot probably was constructed around the sets and props, not the other way 'round.