I blame the board.

[aerius]

Anyway, I'm just saying (Phong can probably attest to this, being a professional fanfiction reader), there is much, much worse out there. Who can be disturbed by Janeway when you know of the existance of the Cthulhu porn archive? Sheesh, you guys are pansies, really...

Wait'll you see Cthulhu plush toy porn and other stuffed animal porn movies. There are few things more hilarious than watching humans, yes humans having sex with stuffed animals. You'll never see your teddy bear the same way again.

It should be noted that such porn movies are perfectly legal in Canada, and that I saw a few of them while working for Canada Customs.

[Ghost Rider]

Wait'll you see Cthulhu plush toy porn and other stuffed animal porn movies. There are few things more hilarious than watching humans, yes humans having sex with stuffed animals. You'll never see your teddy bear the same way again.

Wow....the scariest part is I knew a guy who well..

Had a plushie blue ball...that had holes and had the lovable designation of

Fuck-Me Ball.

Though when asked luckily my friend Jon was the guy holding it and asking what the sticky stuff was...

It should be noted that such porn movies are perfectly legal in Canada, and that I saw a few of them while working for Canada Customs.

The secret to a cast iron stomach and idea for strange perversions all rolled up into one package eh?

[aerius]

Cute, the fuckball. Though laundering the thing after each use would be a good idea, but oh well, to each his own.

It should be noted that such porn movies are perfectly legal in Canada, and that I saw a few of them while working for Canada Customs.

The secret to a cast iron stomach and idea for strange perversions all rolled up into one package eh?

Yup, it's all fun and games until you start finding body parts in the parcels. I've seen fingers, tongues, livers, kidneys, genitals, ears, eyeballs, and many other parts while inspecting parcels. There's a nice blackmarket for body organs and organized crime sending around body parts. That's the shit that I don't like dealing with. After you see a decaying body part everything else becomes tame.

[LT.Hit-Man]

Cute, the fuckball. Though laundering the thing after each use would be a good idea, but oh well, to each his own.

It should be noted that such porn movies are perfectly legal in Canada, and that I saw a few of them while working for Canada Customs.

The secret to a cast iron stomach and idea for strange perversions all rolled up into one package eh?

Yup, it's all fun and games until you start finding body parts in the parcels. I've seen fingers, tongues, livers, kidneys, genitals, ears, eyeballs, and many other parts while inspecting parcels. There's a nice blackmarket for body organs and organized crime sending around body parts. That's the shit that I don't like dealing with. After you see a decaying body part everything else becomes tame.

Well aerius after cleaning up the body of a dead friend that had been rotting juring a hot summer it kind of numbs to this stuff so I can understand what your saying.

[RogueIce]

Wait'll you see Cthulhu plush toy porn and other stuffed animal porn movies. There are few things more hilarious than watching humans, yes humans having sex with stuffed animals. You'll never see your teddy bear the same way again.

Do you now have dreams of the teddy bear touching you at night?

In fact, are your SDNet inspired dreams usually of watching others touching themselves, and when you wake up, you find that you too have touched yourself?

*wonders how many more ways he can say that aerius really touches himself at night, but decides he's done enough for now, and notes that no, none of this indicates that RogueIce touches himself at night*

[Ghost Rider]

Yup, it's all fun and games until you start finding body parts in the parcels. I've seen fingers, tongues, livers, kidneys, genitals, ears, eyeballs, and many other parts while inspecting parcels. There's a nice blackmarket for body organs and organized crime sending around body parts. That's the shit that I don't like dealing with. After you see a decaying body part everything else becomes tame.

Well aerius after cleaning up the body of a dead friend that had been rotting juring a hot summer it kind of numbs to this stuff so I can understand what your saying.

Oh blech...the closest I've had to come to that is a neighbor(the smell got that bad).

But that takes the cake Hitman.

[phongn]

Anyway, I'm just saying (Phong can probably attest to this, being a professional fanfiction reader), there is much, much worse out there. Who can be disturbed by Janeway when you know of the existance of the Cthulhu porn archive? Sheesh, you guys are pansies, really...

Janeway porn disturbs me in a way that the ASC archive does not.

Of course, then there's horrible fanfics like Artemis's Lover and various Marissa Picard fanfic that left my mind permanently scarred.

[Stormbringer]

I've never understood what the problem with Janeway/Kate Mulgrew is. There's actually some decent erotica involving her (Janeway) on the 'net--granted, primarily of the f/f sort on feminist trek websites which I only occasionally browse and I doubt about 95% of the rest of the board even knows of the existance of, but still...

Because to the average guy Kate Mulgrew has all the sex appeal of some one's grandmother. She wasn't a very noteworthy woman to begin with and smoking sure as hell hasn't helped. She's got the voice of the Marlboro Man.

And Janeway combines that with a neutering personality and a terrifyingly obnoxius and self centered personality.

Anyway, I'm just saying (Phong can probably attest to this, being a professional fanfiction reader), there is much, much worse out there. Who can be disturbed by Janeway when you know of the existance of the Cthulhu porn archive? Sheesh, you guys are pansies, really...

I'm sure there's worth. I've seen worse. Doesn't mean that I like Janeway porn simply for not wanting to make me barf.

[aphexmonster]

This is all just sick and intruiging ...

[Arrow]

Its ironic that this should be the last thread I read before going to bed. If I don't sleep tonight, I'm blaming you folks...

[Peregrin Toker]

Who can be disturbed by Janeway when you know of the existance of the Cthulhu porn archive? Sheesh, you guys are pansies, really...

Cthulhu Porn??

Of all people, H.P. Lovecraft must be the one who rolls the most in his grave. (Then again, in The Dunwich Horror he implied sex between Great Old Ones and humans. And given that Nyarlathotep can take human form, I won't be surprised if Outer Gods are able to do it as well)

[The Duchess of Zeon]

Cthulhu Porn??

Of all people, H.P. Lovecraft must be the one who rolls the most in his grave. (Then again, in The Dunwich Horror he implied sex between Great Old Ones and humans. And given that Nyarlathotep can take human form, I won't be surprised if Outer Gods are able to do it as well)

Cephalophiles with a God-complex.

[Darth Yoshi]

Bizarre. Still, the tentacles'll probably be useful in such situations.

[LT.Hit-Man]

Cthulhu Porn??

Of all people, H.P. Lovecraft must be the one who rolls the most in his grave. (Then again, in The Dunwich Horror he implied sex between Great Old Ones and humans. And given that Nyarlathotep can take human form, I won't be surprised if Outer Gods are able to do it as well)

Cephalophiles with a God-complex.

Heheh funky shit