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Personally, I think you should keep the Barbie avatar. Deliciously ironic.

And speaking of ironic, maybe you should think of something horribly un-kind, mysoginistic, or nauseatingly cruel to animals as a title. For humor's sake. If you could live with it, that is.
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LadyTevar wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:Hey, any ladies want to talk on AIM tonight and celebrate this fine holiday with me?
Sorry, hon.. Nitram and I will be celebrating in private.

That is, if the cats will stay off the bed......
Any ladies who aren't already taken? :?
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Any ladies who aren't already taken? :?
Slim picken's on this board...sorry.
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I can draw an avatar like nobody else is capable of drawing which means that mine are better. That is, if you don't mind stick figures. You must understand that my art is simple yet brilliant.
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Next of Kin wrote: Slim picken's on this board...sorry.
Okay, fine then... any ladies who are free tonight want to celebrate with me?
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innerbrat wrote:Thursday 31st July is National Orgasm Day and National Blonde day. Please give a blonde an orgasm. Thank you.
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verilon wrote:
innerbrat wrote:Today's National Foreplay Day, so you'd better start warming up.
I wonder how soon I can explain that to my sister (whose birthday is today)..?

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... Okay, any ladies want to celebrate it TOMORROW with me? :P
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:... Okay, any ladies want to celebrate it TOMORROW with me? :P
Can I come? (No pun intended)

Hey, that's the same pun I used a few posts back...
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RogueIce wrote:
verilon wrote:
innerbrat wrote:Today's National Foreplay Day, so you'd better start warming up.
I wonder how soon I can explain that to my sister (whose birthday is today)..?

~ver
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Too bad she wasn't born a day later. Is she blonde? If not, I'm sure there are plenty of dyes out there. :D
Don't make me accuse you of pedophilia...

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verilon wrote:Don't make me accuse you of pedophilia...

~ver
How the Hell am I supposed to know how old she is?

*shrug* I wasn't suggesting I do it anyway. And, well, we'll just leave it at that. I thought she was at least, say, 14 maybe?

*rereads initial post* Shit, how soon you could explain it?! Damn, maybe I shoulda figured that one out... :oops:
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:SD.net's official PaleoGodess
A non-ugly Jane Goodall :P
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Col. Crackpot wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:SD.net's official PaleoGodess
A non-ugly Jane Goodall :P
Palaeontologist not Primatologist!

Think of me as a postmodern Marie Stopes, if you must.
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innerbrat wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:SD.net's official PaleoGodess
A non-ugly Jane Goodall :P
Palaeontologist not Primatologist!

Think of me as a postmodern Marie Stopes, if you must.
Marie Stopes? Who's that?

And Jane Goodall's hot. At least she was in The Simpsons.
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RogueIce wrote:And Jane Goodall's hot. At least she was in The Simpsons.
yea. so was Jannine Garafalo :roll:
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:... Okay, any ladies want to celebrate it TOMORROW with me? :P
Offer still stands.
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Christ Dido...

First RI, now you, too?

:roll:

Oh, and I think "Bone Hunter Barbie" for a custom title is really cute. :)
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Christ Dido...

First RI, now you, too?

:roll:

Oh, and I think "Bone Hunter Barbie" for a custom title is really cute. :)
:lol: :lol: Bone Hunter Barbie good one.
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Coyote suggested it on the first page. I was just backing it up and said that I thought it was cute. :)
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RogueIce wrote:
verilon wrote:Don't make me accuse you of pedophilia...

~ver
How the Hell am I supposed to know how old she is?

*shrug* I wasn't suggesting I do it anyway. And, well, we'll just leave it at that. I thought she was at least, say, 14 maybe?
12, actually. And brunette. :lol:
*rereads initial post* Shit, how soon you could explain it?! Damn, maybe I shoulda figured that one out... :oops:
:lol: LMAO

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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Christ Dido...

First RI, now you, too?

:roll:
Bwahahaha... Welcome to Hell, Spanky. Let's just see if I can "convert" anyone else. :twisted:

(Not that I'm saying I converted DPDP, but hey, if that's what you want to think...)
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Me, converted? To what? :wtf:
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:Me, converted? To what? :wtf:
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