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TR2 Article on BBSpot

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This is one of BBSpot's movie trailer reviews. I just thought i'd share it with you all.
The music sounds like it was pulled from a mid 1990s video game, a bad video game with even worse music. One of those repetitive electronica background scores that makes you turn down your speakers and search for the "Music Off" switch (Ed. note: As several readers have pointed out the music is Prodigy's lovely "Smack My Bitch Up". I'll leave it as an exercise for the reader to explore the irony in using that song for this trailer).
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Yes, the reviews are always amusing, and usually right too!
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Pfft, piss-poor music and Jolie's perky nipples were the highlights to that dreadful movie.
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Ghost Rider wrote:Pfft, piss-poor music and Jolie's perky nipples were the highlights to that dreadful movie.
And even the nipples didn't turn up as much as they should have...
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Nipples are not enough. It would need to have Jolie topless for me to be interested.
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Demiurge wrote:Nipples are not enough. It would need to have Jolie topless for me to be interested.
But then you would know that she pads. :P
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Demiurge wrote:Nipples are not enough. It would need to have Jolie topless for me to be interested.
But then you would know that she pads. :P
The nipples are fake?
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Demiurge wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Demiurge wrote:Nipples are not enough. It would need to have Jolie topless for me to be interested.
But then you would know that she pads. :P
The nipples are fake?
I believe the Tomb Raider DVD said that Jolie wore pads to make her breasts larger for the movie.
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From what I've read, TR1 she padded her breasts, but in TR2 it's all her. They showed pics of her in the first and second, and she does look smaller. BTW, I guess I'm one of the few that actually liked TR2? :(
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