Okay guys, this stuff is funny. But please don't make me pants this thread.
Get it? Pants? I meant lock. Hehehe.
Η ζωή, η ζωή εδω τελειώνει!
"Science is one cold-hearted bitch with a 14" strap-on" - Masuka 'Dexter'
"Angela is not the woman you think she is Gabriel, she's done terrible things"
"So have I, and I'm going to do them all to you." - Sylar to Arthur 'Heroes'
Crown, at least it's not a major spamfest. I could have made a really long post, and asked people to change one word at a time into pants (just a single word in a sentance, not that word in every sentence, woulda gone too quick). that's Postcount+1, just slightly more subtle
But I think you were joking, so pants
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Cult of Vin Diesel - When you mix Vin Diesel with a strong acid you get salt water.
Your pants betray you, your feelings for them are strong. Especially for... sister.
"Stop! No one can survive these deadly rays!"
"These deadly rays will be your death!"
- Thor and Akton, Starcrash
"Before man reaches the moon your mail will be delivered within hours from New York to California, to England, to India or to Australia by guided missiles.... We stand on the threshold of rocket mail."
- Arthur Summerfield, US Postmaster General 1953 - 1961
I never knew how far these jokes spread before until I saw this: UserFriendly
Nitram, slightly high on cough syrup: Do you know you're beautiful?
Me: Nope, that's why I have you around to tell me.
Nitram: You -are- beautiful. Anyone tries to tell you otherwise kill them.
"A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP" -- Leonard Nimoy, last Tweet
Drooling Iguana wrote:Your pants betray you, your feelings for them are strong. Especially for... sister.
That is one of the most perverted things I have ever read.
Thank you.
"Stop! No one can survive these deadly rays!"
"These deadly rays will be your death!"
- Thor and Akton, Starcrash
"Before man reaches the moon your mail will be delivered within hours from New York to California, to England, to India or to Australia by guided missiles.... We stand on the threshold of rocket mail."
- Arthur Summerfield, US Postmaster General 1953 - 1961