GAYOPOLY: The Versatile Board Game (Gay)

Bob McDob · Post by **Bob McDob** » 2003-07-31 03:27pm

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... gory=19094

that's so gay

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-07-31 03:36pm

Play the ultimate tourist and own a gay monopoly!

Because sometime you want to play the top and sometimes the bottom.
2-sided boardgame includes these incredible hot spots:
New York City - South Beach - Houston - West Hollywood
San Francisco - Chicago - Atlanta - Key West

Hehe.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-07-31 04:13pm

Kinda panders to social sterotypes. Why not ghettopoly where you get the 200 every run arround the board for knocking over the 7-11 and you don't have property you have biatches you and your bloodz pimp.

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-07-31 04:19pm

I never knew that singing too loud while driving was such a serious problem.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-07-31 05:38pm

Key West IS gay central. Its great.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-07-31 05:44pm

kojikun wrote:Key West IS gay central. Its great.

You live in Key West? Cool. *checks off one more person on the "lives-near-me" list*

This is a very sterotypical game, and it seems kinda stupid besides. It's almost making fun of being gay, it seems.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-07-31 05:50pm

Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:You live in Key West? Cool. *checks off one more person on the "lives-near-me" list*

This is a very sterotypical game, and it seems kinda stupid besides. It's almost making fun of being gay, it seems.

No no I live in Fort Lauderdale but Key West aint too far, you know that. But then, driving down that fucking road down the keys.. gah

Where do you live, mitth?

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-07-31 06:03pm

Lord Pounder wrote:Kinda panders to social sterotypes. Why not ghettopoly where you get the 200 every run arround the board for knocking over the 7-11 and you don't have property you have biatches you and your bloodz pimp.

You get a pimp when you buy your fifth bitcha.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-07-31 06:23pm

koji wrote:Where do you live, mitth?

*points to Location*

East coast central FL. Think Kennedy Space Center, I'm around there.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-07-31 06:31pm

What exactly do you need a sandtimer for?

Lou Cinda Booty... Hm... Maybe that'll be my next sock puppet.

Demiurge wrote:I never knew that singing too loud while driving was such a serious problem.

Oh yeah... I knew a cop who pulled someone over for it once. The game's right: it is noise pollution. Especially if you're bad at it.

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2003-07-31 07:34pm

There IS a "Ghettoopoly" on the net. Very racist website so I'm not posting the URL.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-07-31 08:46pm

Umm...what?

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-07-31 08:54pm

<nitpick>That's not a standard Monopoly board format. There aren't enough spaces between the corners.</nitpick>

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » 2003-08-01 01:23am

Heh, interesting game concept... Not my idea of fun though, however I would probably play it if someone asked... (as long as my ass-end virginity does not get violated of course)

Btw, I am still waiting to be pulled over for excessive noise, I have my stereo cranked as it is, and now I am adding more subs and another amp. However, unlike most of the wannabes, I have nice equipment (Pioneer DEH-P9200R deck, Jensen 200x2 amp, 2 Magnum 8" subs, custom box), and I know how to tune everything so it doesn't sound like shit. Not to mention that even though a lot of it has extreme base, gothic music tends to not lend itself to having a cop pissed, wheras (c)rap does. However I have had more loathing glares from those idiots with the fish thingies and Christian propaganda bumper stickers on thier cars though... (very fun to piss them off, they're fundies if they have such things on their car, IMO)

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-08-01 01:35am

hyperion: how about we play and i let you violate my assend virginity?

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-08-01 01:36am

kojikun wrote:hyperion: how about we play and i let you violate my assend virginity?

What? With all your talk, I never figured you for a virgin.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-08-01 01:49am

RogueIce wrote:What? With all your talk, I never figured you for a virgin.

I've never claimed to have had sex. You make your own assumptions.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-08-01 02:03am

kojikun wrote:
Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:You live in Key West? Cool. *checks off one more person on the "lives-near-me" list*

This is a very sterotypical game, and it seems kinda stupid besides. It's almost making fun of being gay, it seems.
No no I live in Fort Lauderdale but Key West aint too far, you know that. But then, driving down that fucking road down the keys.. gah

Where do you live, mitth?

Floridian, huh? Tampa Bay ownz joo.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-08-01 02:21am

Illuminatus Primus wrote:
kojikun wrote:
Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:You live in Key West? Cool. *checks off one more person on the "lives-near-me" list*

This is a very sterotypical game, and it seems kinda stupid besides. It's almost making fun of being gay, it seems.
No no I live in Fort Lauderdale but Key West aint too far, you know that. But then, driving down that fucking road down the keys.. gah

Where do you live, mitth?
Floridian, huh? Tampa Bay ownz joo.

Na, I got the Kennedy Space Center up in here f00! That and a nice beach that's not *too* far away...

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-08-01 04:43am

I have .. nothing. Fuck.

Wait! No! We have gay central! HAH! And its less time to drive to Key West so NYAH!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-08-01 08:58am

RogueIce wrote:
kojikun wrote:hyperion: how about we play and i let you violate my assend virginity?
What? With all your talk, I never figured you for a virgin.

ROTFLMMFGDQQAO!!!!

Bob McDob wrote:http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... gory=19094

that's so gay

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-08-01 04:52pm

Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:
Illuminatus Primus wrote:Floridian, huh? Tampa Bay ownz joo.
Na, I got the Kennedy Space Center up in here f00! That and a nice beach that's not *too* far away...

Bah, we got MacDill AFB (CENTCOM and SOCOM, loser. All you got is NASA)! Then there's all of Tampa's beaches. Then St Pete's Beaches. And, of course, Clearwater aka Bikini Babes Galore!

To reiterate: Tampa Bay ownz j00.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-08-01 04:57pm

RogueIce wrote:
Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:
Illuminatus Primus wrote:Floridian, huh? Tampa Bay ownz joo.
Na, I got the Kennedy Space Center up in here f00! That and a nice beach that's not *too* far away...
Bah, we got MacDill AFB (CENTCOM and SOCOM, loser. All you got is NASA)! Then there's all of Tampa's beaches. Then St Pete's Beaches. And, of course, Clearwater aka Bikini Babes Galore!

To reiterate: Tampa Bay ownz j00.

We gotz t3h bitchez (well, not really) and Patrick AFB f00. We also have a huge Navy and civilian port, and a bunch of missile launch sites.

East Brevard County ownz j00!

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-08-01 05:01pm

Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:We gotz t3h bitchez (well, not really) and Patrick AFB f00. We also have a huge Navy and civilian port, and a bunch of missile launch sites.

East Brevard County ownz j00!

MacDill is home to TWO major Joint Commands, and an Air Refueling Wing. What's Patrick got?

As for ports, the Port of Tampa ownz j00. We're what, fourth largest port in the US?

We got National Guard, Naval Reserve, Marine Reserve, Army Reserve, and other fun things. We got Military presence, bi-atch.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-08-01 05:11pm

RogueIce wrote:
Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:We gotz t3h bitchez (well, not really) and Patrick AFB f00. We also have a huge Navy and civilian port, and a bunch of missile launch sites.

East Brevard County ownz j00!
MacDill is home to TWO major Joint Commands, and an Air Refueling Wing. What's Patrick got?

As for ports, the Port of Tampa ownz j00. We're what, fourth largest port in the US?

We got National Guard, Naval Reserve, Marine Reserve, Army Reserve, and other fun things. We got Military presence, bi-atch.

Everyone has heard of the Space Shuttle. How popular is MacDill? I rest my case.

(BTW, wth DOES the Port of Tampa have? I haven't heard of any major cruise ships making a stop there...)