The matter of Miss Grim

theski · Post by **theski** » 2003-07-31 07:44pm

Rogue wrote:

And, dammit, I'm no stalker! I'm too lazy (and poor, since they live all over) to actually go and stalk them. Though maybe if I can arrange a visit to DC someday I can look Zaia up (which I've already promised to do, or at least for a dinner)...

Do you think your folks will let you use their credit card??

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-07-31 07:45pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:Or you can contact any of the horny boys, or any of the Black Mages. The Horny boys because they'll do just about anything for a girl. The Black Mages, well we enjoy massive amounts of destruction and that's the main reason we'd do anything about it.

Especially if it can, in any way, involve Gnomes, right?

Anyway, as a Certified Horny Boy (according to Kelly and Spanky) I'd be happy to assist if you ever need it.

And, contrary to popular opinion (*cough*95%ofactiveSDNetters*cough*) I am capable of posting somewhat reasonably on occasion.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-07-31 07:46pm

theski wrote:Do you think your folks will let you use their credit card??

I'm 18 and got money in the bank, dammit! If I ever get off my ass and actually go get a credit card, I'd have one right now.

I don't need their money. Of course, I'm not above accepting it if it is offered, but that's just being practical. Money's money.

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-07-31 07:47pm

RogueIce wrote:
Anyway, as a Certified Horny Boy (according to Kelly and Spanky ) I'd be happy to assist if you ever need it.

edit: actually, don't explain it!

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-07-31 07:48pm

Next of Kin wrote:
RogueIce wrote:
Anyway, as a Certified Horny Boy (according to Kelly and Spanky ) I'd be happy to assist if you ever need it.

edit: actually, don't explain it!

Well, Kelly has called me horny (read Zaia's labels thread). I don't think Spanky's ever said it outright, but I can reasonably interpret it from all the "Hush, child"s he's given.

Miss Grim · Post by **Miss Grim** » 2003-07-31 07:55pm

RogueIce wrote:I'm 18 and got money in the bank, dammit!

So, the way you get to the subsciption page for my website is first you click on the main site, and then members, and then...

Erm... nevermind. =P

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-07-31 08:01pm

Miss Grim wrote:
RogueIce wrote:I'm 18 and got money in the bank, dammit!
So, the way you get to the subsciption page for my website is first you click on the main site, and then members, and then...

Erm... nevermind. =P

Why nevermind?

Hey, are you gonna offer an SDNet Discount?

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-07-31 08:25pm

Actually, don't ask the Mages for anything if a Gnome is involved. The resulting carnage will be quite extensive. And RogueIce, you are horny. It's nothing to be ashamed of.

If the ladies truely intend to take over the world, I for one will gladly risk my life for their cause.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-07-31 08:29pm

Darth Yoshi wrote:Actually, don't ask the Mages for anything if a Gnome is involved. The resulting carnage will be quite extensive. And RogueIce, you are horny. It's nothing to be ashamed of.

If the ladies truely intend to take over the world, I for one will gladly risk my life for their cause.

So will I...if that involves getting my own country to do as I wish with.

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-07-31 09:39pm

Miss Grim wrote:
RogueIce wrote:Maybe now Zaia, innerbrat and Kelly will get some real competition around here.
Hrm... I don't know those people, but isn't there an alternate possibility that we would join forces and take over the world?

...Yep, you'll fit right in.

*marks off another potential world conquerer into the board lists*

And, I do apologize for the troll accusation in particular--namely because I understand how easily it could have been made in our climate. But, well.. The history of this board is complex, you might say. We're essentially the evolution of a usenet group called alt.startrek.vs.starwars which was probably the geekiest place on the internet for a long time. Usenet is for the most part unmoderated--so you deal with trolls by flaming them--and it leads to a bit of a shell-shock Everyone Else Is The Enemy mentality, methinks. That isn't the case here, granted, but traditions die hard.

I'm Marina, incidently, and I'm insane. Everyone else here is, too, but I think most people will agree that I have a slight edge. Pleased to have you around when you are around; no hurry if you are lurking--I suspect all of us (except for Sea Skimmer) have periods of silence on the boards.

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2003-07-31 09:45pm

The Duchess of Zeon wrote:<snip>

I'm Marina, incidently, and I'm insane. Everyone else here is, too, but I think most people will agree that I have a slight edge. <snip>

HAH! And double HAH!!

I challenge your supremecy on insanity! I, Enigma the Assmaster and Dean of the Marquis De Sade's School of Sadistic Pleasures, am the only true leader of insanity! Denounce your claim or you'll be under seige from my ass cannon! *drops pants and aims his ass at Marina*

You have to the count of three.

1....

2.....

3.....

What's your reply?

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-07-31 09:50pm

Ah cool, you're back. I'm Red Imperator and I'm one of your friendly neighborhood Horsemen of the Apocalypse. You shouldn't need my services unless by chance you find yourself in the Hall of Shame. I'm also one of the resident political nuts.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-07-31 09:54pm

Erm, Enigma, Me and AC have the proper distinction of beign the two TREATED for it....

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-07-31 09:58pm

Welcome to the insanity that is Stardestroyer.net, Miss Grim. As you can see, we have a wide variety of ass kissers. This one in particular *coughRogueIcecough* is probably going to lose his Zealot status soon. I am the elder stateswoman, writer and mod of Arts and Photos. Feel free to post your works there.... that is if they can be posted on the board.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-07-31 10:00pm

Welcome Miss Grim, I look foward to your posts (and being old enough to legally sign up for your site

). You may see me wandering around the Gaming & Computers or Off-Topic forums occasionally. I don't bite, as long as you don't try to kill the Gnomes. Then I start gnawing at t3h ankles, and then i....*wanders away, mumbling*

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-07-31 10:02pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:Feel free to post your works there.... that is if they can be posted on the board.

Quick question from the peanut gallery, why wouldn't they be postable?

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-07-31 10:03pm

Welcome. A slight correction to what everyone else here has said. You see, I'm the only one here who is not insane or depraved. *covers sig*

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-07-31 10:03pm

Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:Feel free to post your works there.... that is if they can be posted on the board.
Quick question from the peanut gallery, why wouldn't they be postable?

Size and age consideration.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-07-31 10:06pm

Let;s just say I predict that she wukk get a BOTM bote almost immedatly.....

as some of her art and stories bave already shown up there....

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-07-31 10:08pm

Enigma wrote:
HAH! And double HAH!!

I challenge your supremecy on insanity! I, Enigma the Assmaster and Dean of the Marquis De Sade's School of Sadistic Pleasures, am the only true leader of insanity! Denounce your claim or you'll be under seige from my ass cannon! *drops pants and aims his ass at Marina*

You have to the count of three.

1....

2.....

3.....

What's your reply?

Considering that I bought several of your Battlestars back in the day, I think I'll just teleport off the planet now and blow it up. Dying while in that position has to at least equal the scene from Dr. Strangelove...

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-07-31 10:10pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:Welcome to the insanity that is Stardestroyer.net, Miss Grim. As you can see, we have a wide variety of ass kissers. This one in particular *coughRogueIcecough* is probably going to lose his Zealot status soon. I am the elder stateswoman, writer and mod of Arts and Photos. Feel free to post your works there.... that is if they can be posted on the board.

A very good writer, too.

Hrmm. Should we compose RI2's Death Scene, then?

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-07-31 10:11pm

Enigma wrote:<snip>

Isn't this just asking for someone to kick your ass?

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2003-07-31 10:12pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Erm, Enigma, Me and AC have the proper distinction of beign the two TREATED for it....

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

TREATED???!!??? I'd embrace it.

I don't know if I'd be diagnosed as being insane. I know for sure I'm eccentric.

For being insane? I'd have to a psychiatrist to find out. All I know from growing up is that I'm not normal and those who know me knows that I'm not normal and they'd tell it to me face to face.

When driving I scare everyone that's been in my car. (No I am not a bad driver. I just take 'opportunities')

I usually don't think twice about what I'm about to do. (i.e. A friend wanted me to race him across the street. Before he could count to three, I ran and almost became a hood ornament for a beer truck. Another time I stopped a bus I needed to go on by running in by it when the bus was only ten feet from me.)

If some tells me to d something while I'm distracted I usually end up doing it. (i.e. While hanging out with some friends, one of them suddenly told me to punch another friend in the face. Before I could say "no", I punched that person.)

Pain doesn't bother me much. (unless of course if it's overwhelming like having an arm chopped off)

My humour scares people. I've onced placed a small diorama on a co-workers desk. When she sat down and saw it, she said she suddenly felt very cold. What was the diorama about? A bunch of people being tortured, shot, drawn and quartered, burned alive, etc.... Why did I do this to my co-worker? Because I could.

To be honest, if it wasn't for my spiritual beliefs, I'd be locked up in a mental institution or dead from a gunfight with the cops (I'm not joking).

But I'm having fun with Marina. She knows that (well I hope she does

).

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-07-31 10:14pm

Stardestroyer.net. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. Have fun.

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-07-31 10:14pm

Enigma wrote:
But I'm having fun with Marina. She knows that (well I hope she does ).

Of course.