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Post by Lt. Dan »

Ok, I have been reading this forum for a whlie now and now I am a part of it. I know how some of you like to "poke" the new guys so here is your chance. Go for it. Poke away.
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Poking has been outlawed, but I can welcome you to the forum, so: WELCOME TO THE FORUM!
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Welcome, enjoy your stay.
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Ahh Lt Dan my old nemisis. Good to see you on the forum finally. Good avatar
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Poking is outlawed very strictly with the result of the loss of an Avatar.

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*Sticks the n00b with a needle* And that is your Anti-verilonitis serum.
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Nifty avatar indeed. Welcome to SDN. I'm RedImperator, one of your Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. As such, you'll only ever need my or my comrades services in the Hall of Shame.

Try not to need our services. Customer satisfaction is decidedly not our first priority.
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Hey Creech, how's it? Ya I finally asked them to fix it for me.
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Post by Soontir C'boath »

Captain_Cyran wrote:*Sticks the n00b with a needle* And that is your Anti-verilonitis serum.[/i]
Biting is still allowed :?
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By the way, as many have said, cool Avatar.

EDIT: Oh shit, sorry, forgot about that. A mod can feel free to get rid of this...
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Post by Alyeska »

Poking is outlawed, so its newbie directed spam. Hence Captain_Cyran is in violation.

Follow the rules people.
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Welcome to SDN, L-T!

*checks list* That's two Lieutenants, two Captains, and two Colonels...

Where're the Majors? :?
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Bienvenue a SD.net poke the noob. :wink:
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Post by Col. Crackpot »

RogueIce wrote:Welcome to SDN, L-T!

*checks list* That's two Lieutenants, two Captains, and two Colonels...

Where're the Majors? :?
no enlisted or nco's for that matter.... it's like the old saying, Too many chiefs, not enough indians. [size=0]oke-pay[/size]
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Welcome. I am a nobody with a kickass avatar, sig pic hardly anyone can see and an overinflated attitude. Enjoy your stay, and beware of rabid trolls.
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YT300000 wrote:Welcome. I am a nobody with a kickass avatar, sig pic hardly anyone can see and an overinflated attitude. Enjoy your stay, and beware of rabid trolls.
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Welcome Lt. Dan! Haven't I seen you somewhere before (the Relic BBS, maybe...a long time ago...?)if not, then ignore this sentence.
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

Must... resist... urge... to... poke... (Extends arm, while extending finger, while shaking the whole time)

Anyway, welcome to be boards. I'll be the one that butts into conversations and says something stupid. I'd reccomend you frequent the sci-fi forums, as I rarely post there.
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Post by SyntaxVorlon »

*Poke engines scuttled
-Sir we've got a complication-
-what?-
-The poke scuttle has created a shockwave, it's headed our way-
-Magnitude?-
-Nova-
*craps pants

oh and in the spirit of #evr on quakenet
/me slaps dan around with large trout
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Welcome to SD.net, may you find your mind stimulated, your values destroyed, and your world turned upside down.

(I'm actually getting the hang of this place, creepy)
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Welcome to SD.net, have fun, we're all a bunch of wierdos here. Try to avoid being an idiot, and you'll survive jsut fine...
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Post by Hethrir »

Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:Poking has been outlawed, but I can welcome you to the forum, so: WELCOME TO THE FORUM!
heh heh, somehow i avoided a poking while it was still allowed.
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Generally if you came in the old days when the board was small, or if you didn't do a hello thread, you avoided pokage.
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Post by Dalton »

Welcome to SD.net, Lt. Dan. Cyran and others who violated the new rules: I'll be lenient on you for now since you're still adapting to it, but please try to keep a lid on things.

Thread locked, people. Lt. Dan, again welcome. Please read the forum policy announcement.
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