This is probably the dumbest vs. i've come up with yet...
Moderator: NecronLord
- Admiral Griffith
- Youngling
- Posts: 145
- Joined: 2002-07-09 12:12pm
- Location: Southern China
This is probably the dumbest vs. i've come up with yet...
but i'm bored. So hear me out.
Power Rangers (cringe) vs. a squad of stormtroopers equal in number.
Then, it's the Megazord vs. a Warhound Titan
Power Rangers (cringe) vs. a squad of stormtroopers equal in number.
Then, it's the Megazord vs. a Warhound Titan
It is not well for one to trifle in the affairs of the ancient Chinese generals, for they have a tendency to send armies of tens of thousands of warriors after those who challenge them.
-
- SMAKIBBFB
- Posts: 19195
- Joined: 2002-07-28 12:30pm
- Contact:
Power Rangers get shot. Do little backflip about 3 seconds after being hit (complete with crappy pyrotechnics). Get up, strike a pose, get shot again. Continue for about 5 minutes. Stormies get bored and call for a BDZ of the area.
Megazord vs a Warhound? Megazord right away. It has stuff - you know like swords... Make this Megazord vs Imperator. Plasma Annihilator at max over-charge vs the most powerful character shields in existance.
Megazord vs a Warhound? Megazord right away. It has stuff - you know like swords... Make this Megazord vs Imperator. Plasma Annihilator at max over-charge vs the most powerful character shields in existance.
Hmm... Let me think
Hmm I don't know anything about the PR besides what I've seen in commercials sooo uhh they have swords and spears and stuff? Which just sorches the ground not acutal destroying anything? But the probably have chartar shielding up the Wazzo and take tons of damage and still come back
Don't know and I think I don't want to know
Hmm I don't know anything about the PR besides what I've seen in commercials sooo uhh they have swords and spears and stuff? Which just sorches the ground not acutal destroying anything? But the probably have chartar shielding up the Wazzo and take tons of damage and still come back
Don't know and I think I don't want to know
"A cult is a religion with no political power." -Tom Wolfe
Pardon me for sounding like a dick, but I'm playing the tiniest violin in the world right now-Dalton
- Admiral Griffith
- Youngling
- Posts: 145
- Joined: 2002-07-09 12:12pm
- Location: Southern China
sorry, no character shields for the megazord. I figure the Krogoth could pick it apart at long range with its Doomsday Laser and Heavy Missiles. If the 'Zord gets close enough, the Krogoth simply opens fire with its Plasma Cannons. This thing is the master of multi-task firing. I don't think it would have much of a problem torching a Megazord
It is not well for one to trifle in the affairs of the ancient Chinese generals, for they have a tendency to send armies of tens of thousands of warriors after those who challenge them.
-
- SMAKIBBFB
- Posts: 19195
- Joined: 2002-07-28 12:30pm
- Contact:
Ah, but the Megazord does have character shields... Its an irrefutable fact that no matter how badly punished it is it will always recover and be able to land a death-blow (via badly edited recycled footage) upon its enemy.Admiral Griffith wrote:sorry, no character shields for the megazord. I figure the Krogoth could pick it apart at long range with its Doomsday Laser and Heavy Missiles. If the 'Zord gets close enough, the Krogoth simply opens fire with its Plasma Cannons. This thing is the master of multi-task firing. I don't think it would have much of a problem torching a Megazord
Power Rangers Vs Stormies:
Round 1 - Round N
Round 1:
Lots of fist pumping and head shaking by the power rangers as they go into battle. One of their team has some emotional difficulty which is quickly made to be critical by nosy team mates.
Stormies scratch their heads.
Power Rangers come together as a unit, only after some deep introspective self analysis, and begin to battle the stormies.
Stormies, having actuall weapons, defeat power ranges.
Power Ranges call on their machines in a last ditch effort to battle stormies.
Stromies call in an AT-AT.
Power Rangers machine gets killed, they escape, barely.
Round 2:
With new merchandising the Power Rangers return to battle the AT-AT, same result.
Round n-1:
See round 2
Round N:
When merchandise no longer sells, Power Rangers finally bite the dust...
Round 1 - Round N
Round 1:
Lots of fist pumping and head shaking by the power rangers as they go into battle. One of their team has some emotional difficulty which is quickly made to be critical by nosy team mates.
Stormies scratch their heads.
Power Rangers come together as a unit, only after some deep introspective self analysis, and begin to battle the stormies.
Stormies, having actuall weapons, defeat power ranges.
Power Ranges call on their machines in a last ditch effort to battle stormies.
Stromies call in an AT-AT.
Power Rangers machine gets killed, they escape, barely.
Round 2:
With new merchandising the Power Rangers return to battle the AT-AT, same result.
Round n-1:
See round 2
Round N:
When merchandise no longer sells, Power Rangers finally bite the dust...
Η ζωή, η ζωή εδω τελειώνει!
"Science is one cold-hearted bitch with a 14" strap-on" - Masuka 'Dexter'
"Angela is not the woman you think she is Gabriel, she's done terrible things"
"So have I, and I'm going to do them all to you." - Sylar to Arthur 'Heroes'
- NecronLord
- Harbinger of Doom
- Posts: 27384
- Joined: 2002-07-07 06:30am
- Location: The Lost City
"This thrad offends me, now you must pay"
Ninjas come running our of corners.
Power rangers kick and punch stormies, however being effeminate teenagers don't do anything. Stormies win
Havein seen Power reangers adverts, and regrettably having seen some of an episode. I can say that while some "zords" can fly, they have no non LOS weapons. It doesn't even see the warlord. The warlord has six sheild generators. They swords in use by the "zords" would take forever to hurt one.
Ninjas come running our of corners.
Power rangers kick and punch stormies, however being effeminate teenagers don't do anything. Stormies win
Havein seen Power reangers adverts, and regrettably having seen some of an episode. I can say that while some "zords" can fly, they have no non LOS weapons. It doesn't even see the warlord. The warlord has six sheild generators. They swords in use by the "zords" would take forever to hurt one.
Superior Moderator - BotB - HAB [Drill Instructor]-Writer- Stardestroyer.net's resident Star-God.
"We believe in the systematic understanding of the physical world through observation and experimentation, argument and debate and most of all freedom of will." ~ Stargate: The Ark of Truth
"We believe in the systematic understanding of the physical world through observation and experimentation, argument and debate and most of all freedom of will." ~ Stargate: The Ark of Truth
-
- Sith Devotee
- Posts: 2922
- Joined: 2002-07-11 04:42am
Are you kidding me? The Power Rangers have lost probably a dozen or more Megazords since they've come out.weemadando wrote:Ah, but the Megazord does have character shields... Its an irrefutable fact that no matter how badly punished it is it will always recover and be able to land a death-blow (via badly edited recycled footage) upon its enemy.Admiral Griffith wrote:sorry, no character shields for the megazord. I figure the Krogoth could pick it apart at long range with its Doomsday Laser and Heavy Missiles. If the 'Zord gets close enough, the Krogoth simply opens fire with its Plasma Cannons. This thing is the master of multi-task firing. I don't think it would have much of a problem torching a Megazord
- The Yosemite Bear
- Mostly Harmless Nutcase (Requiescat in Pace)
- Posts: 35211
- Joined: 2002-07-21 02:38am
- Location: Dave's Not Here Man
It can't possibly be as ridiculous as my Gandalf vs Ronald McDonald.
http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic. ... ght=ronald
http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic. ... ght=ronald