Keira Knightly and Natalie Portman. Twins?

Pu-239 · Post by **Pu-239** » 2003-08-02 10:52pm

Just watched Pirates of the Caribbean, good movie, and nice special effects, though the effect of the cannonballs on the colony is exaggerated, as mentioned before.

Anyways, Keira Knightly and Natalie Portman. Twins?
http://img.atpictures.com/natalie/np364.jpg
http://img.atpictures.com/keira/keira03.jpg
http://img.atpictures.com/keira/keira4.jpg
http://img.atpictures.com/natalie/np163.jpg

Resemblance is eerie.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-08-02 10:56pm

Yes, the resemblance is eerie, which is why Ms. Knightley was cast as Sabe, Padme's bodyguard, in TPM.

And clearly the only way to be certain they aren't twins is for the two of them to engage in a massive lesbian love fest.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-08-02 11:01pm

-right-click, save as-

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-08-03 12:41am

Durran Korr wrote:And clearly the only way to be certain they aren't twins is for the two of them to engage in a massive lesbian love fest.

Agreed.

lux · Post by **lux** » 2003-08-03 12:43am

JediNeophyte wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:And clearly the only way to be certain they aren't twins is for the two of them to engage in a massive lesbian love fest.
Agreed.

Mmmhmm yes yes.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-08-03 12:47am

I can see clear differences.

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2003-08-03 01:20am

kojikun wrote:I can see clear differences.

So can I and I'm not even gay.

Lord of the Farce · Post by **Lord of the Farce** » 2003-08-03 01:28am

Durran Korr wrote:And clearly the only way to be certain they aren't twins is for the two of them to engage in a massive lesbian love fest.

Yay!

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-08-03 01:30am

If its a lesbian lovefest, that means I'm not getting any.

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2003-08-03 01:31am

Obviously lesbians will invite you to join in regardless.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-08-03 01:32am

There's this one chick in my speech class who, and no I am not kidding you, looks even more like Natalie than Keira does. However, I have a girlfriend already and she's committed as well.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-08-03 01:49am

StarshipTitanic wrote:
kojikun wrote:I can see clear differences.
So can I and I'm not even gay.

So can I, but I still think they're both pretty hot.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-08-03 02:46am

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
StarshipTitanic wrote:
kojikun wrote:I can see clear differences.
So can I and I'm not even gay.
So can I, but I still think they're both pretty hot.

As can I. I'll leave it at that.

/me wanders off, maybe to the HoS or the Monkey House or maybe the Art Gallery... who knows really?

EDIT: /me realizes he's already in the Art Gallery! LOL

Bug-Eyed Earl · Post by **Bug-Eyed Earl** » 2003-08-03 03:25am

Since it's tough enough to decide, I'd say that I'll have to look at outside factors in determining my favorite. NAtalie Portman is from Israel, so she owuldn't be too thrilled about my beliefs regarding the actions fo her countrymen. Plus she's a vegetarian, meaning there's a chance she might associate with PETA.

Keira is playing Guinevere in next summer's King Arthur movie. It's odd to have a crush on a literary character, but I do. And that's the tie-breaker.

Keira.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-08-03 05:00am

Bug-Eyed Earl wrote: Plus she's a vegetarian, meaning there's a chance she might associate with PETA.

Not all vegetarians sympathize with PETA.

In fact, I'm sure that most vegetarians (well, the sane ones at least

) consider the PETA an embarrasment.

For a parallel, replace "vegetarian" with "communist" and "PETA" with "USSR".

BTW, I don't think Keira and Natalie are twins. If you look closely, Keira has slightly larger eyes and a more flat nose.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-08-03 12:06pm

Howedar wrote:If its a lesbian lovefest, that means I'm not getting any.

No change there then

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-08-03 12:37pm

Screw the lesbian love-fest. It's a lesbian love-fest that turns into menage-a-tsyroc sandwich.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-08-03 01:24pm

Tsyroc wrote:Screw the lesbian love-fest. It's a lesbian love-fest that turns into menage-a-tsyroc sandwich.

Thank the gods that RayCav has been banned....

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-08-03 01:48pm

Tsyroc wrote:Screw the lesbian love-fest. It's a lesbian love-fest that turns into menage-a-tsyroc sandwich.

Hows that work? If theyre lesbians theyll look at your cock and go "ewwwww" you want a bigirl love fest.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-08-03 02:24pm

Keira is much cuter, in my opinion.

Pu-239 · Post by **Pu-239** » 2003-08-03 03:30pm

Durandal wrote:Keira is much cuter, in my opinion.

Agreed.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-08-03 03:43pm

Durandal wrote:Keira is much cuter, in my opinion.

Really?? There's barely any difference between their appearance. (the only ones, aside from hair colouration, are that Natalie has differently-shaped eyes, a more prominent chin and slightly narrower jaws)

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-08-03 04:29pm

Narrower jaws are a bad thing

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-08-03 05:03pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Durandal wrote:Keira is much cuter, in my opinion.
Really?? There's barely any difference between their appearance. (the only ones, aside from hair colouration, are that Natalie has differently-shaped eyes, a more prominent chin and slightly narrower jaws)

Oh there's a difference, all right. At least to me. Keira has fuller lips and eyes. She also has better hair, and I think that she simply photographs better than Natalie. The difference is there, but they might as well be sisters. I just think the Keira is the sister I'd rather nail.

EDIT: Keira also has a more prominent nose. Yes, Natalie's nose is small and cute, but I'm an Italian, descendant of the great Roman Empire. Romans like a good schnoz on a woman.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-08-03 05:23pm

Hmm well... if Lucas thought Keira was similar enough that he hired her to play (the real) Padme, then I'd say they look pretty durn similar.