Animal Rights Terrorists strike again.

EmperorSolo51 · Post by **EmperorSolo51** » 2003-08-02 10:11pm

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,93601,00.html
Looks like the ELF is back to business, making the lives of Americans a bit inconvienent. The Justice Department should go after the ringleaders and charge them with terrorism. Or even better, ship them off to Gitmo.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-08-02 10:16pm

This part is a classic:

Carle said if environmentalists were behind the fire, he didn't understand their motivation: More trees would be cut down to rebuild the structure.

And, did you notive that the ELF only goes after upscale developments? I'd bet that if an endangered species was driven to extinction to build a slum or a headquarters for them, they wouldn't lift a finger.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-08-02 10:21pm

I will jump for joy when they catch one of these fuckers. It is not if but when their actions result in an injury or death. Punk asses should get life in prison.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-08-02 10:39pm

These people are a group of retarded terrorists, hell in one case they burned a ski lodge and it spread to the surrounding forest.

Shipping them to Cuba sounds good, but since they object to deforestation there cages shouldn't get roofs. A dirt floor and some chain link fence is all that's necessary.

StimNeuro · Post by **StimNeuro** » 2003-08-02 10:50pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:These people are a group of retarded terrorists, hell in one case they burned a ski lodge and it spread to the surrounding forest. Shipping them to Cuba sounds good, but since they object to deforestation there cages shouldn't get roofs. A dirt floor and some chain link fence is all that's necessary.

The best solution is the one presented at the end of Rainbow 6. They want to harmonize with nature? Take them a jungle and let them harmonize.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-08-02 11:05pm

Are these the most ineffectual terrorists in history or what?

Mutant Headcrab · Post by **Mutant Headcrab** » 2003-08-02 11:30pm

I see them as "quasi-terrorists." They have half the evil, but twice the stupidity. I honestly hope to God we can crack down on these people.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-08-03 12:44am

Andrew J. wrote:Are these the most ineffectual terrorists in history or what?

My thought, pretty much. It's kinda comical, isn't it.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-08-03 12:55am

I suggest renaming the thread cause these guys arent PETA theyre ELF. They hug trees not cows.

Alyeska · Post by **Alyeska** » 2003-08-03 02:14am

The FBI already considers ALF and ELF to be terrorists organizations and belonging to them is a crime in itself.

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-08-03 02:20am

Why doesn't someone shut down their official website

It seems that they destroy property. Have they killed anyone? As far as I'm concerned, they're not terrorists until they've actually taken lives- until then, they're vandals/arsonists with delusions of grandeur.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-08-03 03:04am

im tempted to go follow the ALF on a raid then shoot the animals when they "free" them. just cause im a mean bastard.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-08-03 03:18am

Kill them, then eat them!

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-08-03 03:30am

A ping reveals that the ELF website is hosted by envirolink.org, which is a "non-profit organization which has been providing access to thousands of online environmental resources since 1991."

The IP address of the envirolink server yields this information...

OrgName: STARGATE INDUSTRIES LLC
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Address: Suite 300, The Crane Building
Address: 40 24th St.
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RegDate: 2000-12-05
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How ironic that the office hosting their webserver is located in the Crane Building...

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-08-03 03:32am

How is it Ironic? Im unfamiliar with ELF background. other than the psychotic eco terrorism

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-08-03 03:36am

Their website is hosted by a company which uses facilities located in a high-rise in the middle of Pittsburg.

The ELF is devoted to burning such things.

Hence the irony.

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2003-08-03 04:48am

Mutant Headcrab wrote:I see them as "quasi-terrorists." They have half the evil, but twice the stupidity. I honestly hope to God we can crack down on these people.

[Dr. Evil]They're the Diet Coke of terrorists. One calorie, less terrorist![/Dr. Evil]

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-08-03 05:04am

Is it just me, or are these folks eerily similar to the Krishna Gang in GTA2??

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2003-08-03 09:37am

If their "FAQ" doesn't include the question, "What the HELL are you idiots smoking!?," I call fake.

... It doesn't. FAKE>

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-08-04 09:31am

CaptainChewbacca wrote:
Mutant Headcrab wrote:I see them as "quasi-terrorists." They have half the evil, but twice the stupidity. I honestly hope to God we can crack down on these people.
[Dr. Evil]They're the Diet Coke of terrorists. One calorie, less terrorist![/Dr. Evil]

LOL!!

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2003-08-04 11:19am

You have to wonder WHO THE HELL IS RUNNING these idiots.

You don't torch the ski lodge, you ruin the road leading up to it. That way, when there insurance pays of them to rebuild, they don't have to cut down more tree's.

YEACH!

PETA at least has some brain power. They don't want people eating meat. Fine, I can appricate that. Just get your message out of my face, it's in the way of my hamburger.

I haven't heard of PETA (or offical Peta members) doing something this stupid. They seem to be the food equal of hippies. Stop giving them any form of backing, and they'll wander off.

ELF and ALF on the other hand, appear to be little more then punks and worse hidding behind a 'noble' message.

My vote on what to do with them:

Drop them off in the middle of a heavily wooded by cold area. My vote is north of Timmins in Ontario, or somewhere in the North West Territories. They get a tent each, a sleeping bag, and an axe, and a hatchet. They have also been equipped with radio frequency dog-collars connected to a live hand grenade. The grenade is rigged so if removed from the dog-collar, if the dog-collar is removed, or they cross the line, all grenades in a 500 foot radius blow up.

See how long they go until they start building camp fires and log cabins

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-08-04 01:47pm

Crayz9000 wrote:Their website is hosted by a company which uses facilities located in a high-rise in the middle of Pittsburg.

The ELF is devoted to burning such things.

Hence the irony.

Frothing at the mouth environmentalists are chock full of irony. I met many in my major. No wonder most of my friends from college were engineers or people I met in PE class.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-08-04 07:01pm

They advoate Arson on the front page, which If I rember right is a crime in itself.

Hmmmmmmm, time to ponder a move ot two.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-08-04 07:11pm

Freakin morons.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-08-04 08:36pm

EmperorSolo51 wrote:The Justice Department should go after the ringleaders and charge them with terrorism. Or even better, ship them off to Gitmo.

I believe I have a better alternative.

When they are caught, they should be sent to scientific labatories to have experiments performed on them in lieu of animals. The animals whose place they take should be set free back into the wild. Everybody wins.

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