This is probably the dumbest vs. i've come up with yet...

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This is probably the dumbest vs. i've come up with yet...

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but i'm bored. So hear me out.

Power Rangers (cringe) vs. a squad of stormtroopers equal in number.

Then, it's the Megazord vs. a Warhound Titan
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Power Rangers get shot. Do little backflip about 3 seconds after being hit (complete with crappy pyrotechnics). Get up, strike a pose, get shot again. Continue for about 5 minutes. Stormies get bored and call for a BDZ of the area.

Megazord vs a Warhound? Megazord right away. It has stuff - you know like swords... Make this Megazord vs Imperator. Plasma Annihilator at max over-charge vs the most powerful character shields in existance.
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Post by Mr Bean »

Hmm... Let me think


Hmm I don't know anything about the PR besides what I've seen in commercials sooo uhh they have swords and spears and stuff? Which just sorches the ground not acutal destroying anything? But the probably have chartar shielding up the Wazzo and take tons of damage and still come back


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sorry, no character shields for the megazord. I figure the Krogoth could pick it apart at long range with its Doomsday Laser and Heavy Missiles. If the 'Zord gets close enough, the Krogoth simply opens fire with its Plasma Cannons. This thing is the master of multi-task firing. I don't think it would have much of a problem torching a Megazord
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Admiral Griffith wrote:sorry, no character shields for the megazord. I figure the Krogoth could pick it apart at long range with its Doomsday Laser and Heavy Missiles. If the 'Zord gets close enough, the Krogoth simply opens fire with its Plasma Cannons. This thing is the master of multi-task firing. I don't think it would have much of a problem torching a Megazord
Ah, but the Megazord does have character shields... Its an irrefutable fact that no matter how badly punished it is it will always recover and be able to land a death-blow (via badly edited recycled footage) upon its enemy.
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Well, except from the time or two it didn't (I'll admit, when I was in 5th grade, I watched that thing...) IIRC, it got thrashed twice, plus once in the movie, by the stupid rubber monsters. A well crewed Titan shouldn't have a problem.
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Power Rangers Vs Stormies:

Round 1 - Round N

Round 1:

Lots of fist pumping and head shaking by the power rangers as they go into battle. One of their team has some emotional difficulty which is quickly made to be critical by nosy team mates.

Stormies scratch their heads.

Power Rangers come together as a unit, only after some deep introspective self analysis, and begin to battle the stormies.

Stormies, having actuall weapons, defeat power ranges.

Power Ranges call on their machines in a last ditch effort to battle stormies.

Stromies call in an AT-AT.

Power Rangers machine gets killed, they escape, barely.

Round 2:

With new merchandising the Power Rangers return to battle the AT-AT, same result.

Round n-1:
See round 2

Round N:

When merchandise no longer sells, Power Rangers finally bite the dust...

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Power rangers kick and punch stormies, however being effeminate teenagers don't do anything. Stormies win

Havein seen Power reangers adverts, and regrettably having seen some of an episode. I can say that while some "zords" can fly, they have no non LOS weapons. It doesn't even see the warlord. The warlord has six sheild generators. They swords in use by the "zords" would take forever to hurt one.
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weemadando wrote:
Admiral Griffith wrote:sorry, no character shields for the megazord. I figure the Krogoth could pick it apart at long range with its Doomsday Laser and Heavy Missiles. If the 'Zord gets close enough, the Krogoth simply opens fire with its Plasma Cannons. This thing is the master of multi-task firing. I don't think it would have much of a problem torching a Megazord
Ah, but the Megazord does have character shields... Its an irrefutable fact that no matter how badly punished it is it will always recover and be able to land a death-blow (via badly edited recycled footage) upon its enemy.
Are you kidding me? The Power Rangers have lost probably a dozen or more Megazords since they've come out.
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See merchandising ploy....
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Post by The Yosemite Bear »

how about closer in power scale.

Lionforce(Voltron) vs. Powerrangers.

one, two. three

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It can't possibly be as ridiculous as my Gandalf vs Ronald McDonald.

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