Funny Stories

FaxModem1 · Post by **FaxModem1** » 2003-07-31 12:55am

Ok, this thread is for anyone whose friend or family member or friend of a friend or family member had a really funny thing happen to them. Anybody got one?

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » 2003-08-01 01:32am

Which one you guys want? I have a list, including the following:

(all of these are of me)

The GTA incedent
The redneck hunting trip
Drunk mayhem (3 of them)
Warp speed run (AKA: 2+ hour drive in under 45 minutes, including fuel stop)

And quite a few others.

Btw, sad thing is the stolen car one is real, obviously all of these things land in the "it was fun once, I have no clue how I got away with it, what an adrenaline rush, but never again" category.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-08-01 01:41am

Galactic Terran Alliance?
Are you a Shivan?

My family is too cheap to have fun stories. Or at least to widespread to have enough gatherings to share them.

Hasler · Post by **Hasler** » 2003-08-01 01:45am

One of my freinds got drunk and fell into and got stuck in a garbage can

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-08-01 02:59pm

I once ran head first into a wall, and cracked my skull partially open. It was somewhat painful, but I passed out before my brain registered most of the pain.

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » 2003-08-01 03:45pm

SyntaxVorlon wrote:Galactic Terran Alliance?
Are you a Shivan?

My family is too cheap to have fun stories. Or at least to widespread to have enough gatherings to share them.

Idiot...

GTA = Grand Theft Auto

And no, I am not talking about the game.

FaxModem1 · Post by **FaxModem1** » 2003-08-03 04:31pm

Hyperion, show us all of them. We have the time.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-08-03 05:36pm

I remember that story Hyp...

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-08-03 10:11pm

Nothing beats my anal sex story

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-08-04 12:00am

aphexmonster wrote:Nothing beats my anal sex story

The one where you had to be a butt-plug of some such? Was that you?

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-08-04 12:09am

Friend of a friend of my workmate's GF, supposedly. Her BF was having some energetic sex with her and doing her doggy style and going at it real good. Well, the thrusts got mis-timed a bit and he accidentally pulled out of her vagina and jammed his penis full force into her anus. They both screamed out in pain and shock and woke up the entire dorm. No idea how true it is though.

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-08-04 06:40pm

Gandalf wrote:
aphexmonster wrote:Nothing beats my anal sex story
The one where you had to be a butt-plug of some such? Was that you?

haha, no it wasn't me, but it happened to someone i knew